Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Kaka vs. David Villa

ruggedjackal46 said:Is everything constantly crashing?

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Jessica Gonzalez said:I mean, what would you even do with a gold iPhone?

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#justLjubaAličić

Kenek, I’ll be out at the lake this Saturday, then on Sunday I’m planning to head over to Fifth Avenue to drop the car off before hitting up Central Park—it’s practically a tradition at this point. My wife isn't exactly thrilled about the plans, though... she's being difficult, really quite difficult...

The yields have been underwhelming this year; perhaps there’s some hope in the upcoming shipments, but I remain skeptical... Now that the weather is finally turning, we shall see how things unfold.

Hey, restlesssurfer97, get yourself down to the Madison Square Garden arena any night before sunrise... just give me one reason to believe in life again.

I was just scrolling through some random site and saw a claim that Cassano once bragged about sleeping with over 600 women. What a total maniac... you wouldn't even guess it from looking at his face or knowing about his heart issues 🙏

Imagine being stuck at 600, just another face in the crowd like any regular citizen... if only I were some star athlete instead... 🙏 🙏 🙏

James Anderson5 said:I was just scrolling through some random site and saw a claim that Cassano once bragged about sleeping with over 600 women. What a total maniac... you wouldn't even guess it from looking at his face or knowing about his heart issues 🙏

Actually, I read somewhere it was over 700. I mean, we can't exactly call Cassano an amateur, can we? ☕

And check out what this legend was reading on USA Today just the other day:

http://www.usatoday.com/article/news/...example/806032.aspx

Keith Miller30 said:Actually, I read somewhere it was over 700. I mean, we can't exactly call Cassano an amateur, can we? ☕

And check out what this legend was reading on USA Today just the other day:

http://www.usatoday.com/article/news/...example/806032.aspx

The Little Talent

ruggedjackal46 said:The Little Talent

If we start talking about raising bulls, you guys from VB16 would probably find a way to bring up Ronald too. It seems like such a struggle for you all...🍿>

I haven't even had sex with my wife yet, but my buddies keep telling me the first time is always a total disaster, and that things only start getting smooth once you find your rhythm...

keep your opinions to yourself—so why doesn't that rule apply to the person actually saying them?

if getting kicked out to solitary confinement is just the tax I gotta pay for O'Connell losing his mind and acting like a total clown, then honestly, I don't give a damn ☕

I can't stand French soccer.
This is just one instance.

Every week, especially on Fridays, heavy under bets in their leagues (especially the second division) kill me. Today, I hit a "Clermont vs. Dijon 2:5" nightmare. 🙏
Last Friday, Clermont wiped me out by scoring a damn goal when I needed them not to.

Looking back at just the last eight matches, six of them ended with fewer than three goals—and the last two ended with five.
And of course, I always end up picking one of those two outliers that break the pattern. 🙏
What are the odds!!

Or try betting on specific outcomes. I gave up on that ages ago. The league is insanely unpredictable, whether it's the first or second division, or maybe I'm just unlucky.

Out of all those teams, Lyon was the only one that ever paid off for me, right up until those 1:1 draws against PSG. 😵

third beach volleyball match tomorrow 👍

Is Karan playing?

Ashley Bailey6 said:I can't stand French soccer.
This is just one instance.

Every week, especially on Fridays, heavy under bets in their leagues (especially the second division) kill me. Today, I hit a "Clermont vs. Dijon 2:5" nightmare. 🙏
Last Friday, Clermont wiped me out by scoring a damn goal when I needed them not to.

Looking back at just the last eight matches, six of them ended with fewer than three goals—and the last two ended with five.
And of course, I always end up picking one of those two outliers that break the pattern. 🙏
What are the odds!!

Or try betting on specific outcomes. I gave up on that ages ago. The league is insanely unpredictable, whether it's the first or second division, or maybe I'm just unlucky.

Out of all those teams, Lyon was the only one that ever paid off for me, right up until those 1:1 draws against PSG. 😵

France is even worse than Italy when it comes to scoring. 🙂

Is there a thread just for Ibrahimović? I mean—if Suker has his own spot 🤷

Just make one and see where they end up connecting it. 🙂

There’s a thread here, though some people seem to use it as a dedicated space for discussing Major League Soccer...