Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

More cities on the map means more data to crunch, which ultimately means more money in your pocket. ☕

Peter Thompson4 said:"Instead of just 34 cities, starting July 1st, all 128 cities are getting their own license plates. Naturally, this means we’re going to see some absolutely ridiculous identifiers popping up on the road. Apparently, every mayor has until April 7th to file a formal complaint if they hate the tag they were handed."
Wait, is this actually happening? They want unique plates for 130 different cities? Hahahahahahaha, man, good luck to them if they think they have even a single brain cell shared between them collectively.

Even though it's April Fools', this sounds like something that could actually happen.

This news broke a few days ago, so I guess it’s not some kind of joke.

Elizabeth Mendoza said:More cities on the map means more data to crunch, which ultimately means more money in your pocket. ☕

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What kind of twisted logic is that, honestly, because it’s like it doesn't even matter what's actually printed on the plate if they're just going to end up with the exact same number of plates before and after this mess! Look, I get milking the taxpayers by constantly changing registration fees—and don't get me started on how much I hate that—but this whole thing is just pure, unadulterated absurdity.

Matthew Young35 said:I was at a birthday party yesterday, knocking back some beers.
Just woke up from my slumber now.
A little while ago.

cheering at three in the 🤷

Peter Thompson4 said:"Instead of just 34 cities, starting July 1st, all 128 cities are getting their own license plates. Naturally, this means we’re going to see some absolutely ridiculous identifiers popping up on the road. Apparently, every mayor has until April 7th to file a formal complaint if they hate the tag they were handed."
Wait, is this actually happening? They want unique plates for 130 different cities? Hahahahahahaha, man, good luck to them if they think they have even a single brain cell shared between them collectively.

Fine, whatever—I'm more curious about how 130 tiny spots in this country somehow qualify as "cities." 🤦

Casey White13 said:Fine, whatever—I'm more curious about how 130 tiny spots in this country somehow qualify as "cities." 🤦

That's just how things work in America.

To hell with cities and numbers; my license plate clearly says Amanda Evans2

😂

Jason Newman said:

😂

🤣

France lost again.
I nailed another over bet (one out of two, as usual) and picked a team that won't give 🤣
Only it wasn't just one parlay this time.

They just laid into another kid on the playground. I suppose some people believe that's the only way to instill any real discipline... ☕

Well, folks, obviously.

Robin Fox2 said:They just laid into another kid on the playground. I suppose some people believe that's the only way to instill any real discipline... ☕

You really ought to start carrying a handgun with you...

But you aren't wearing it anymore?

I’ll keep talking, I suppose... if only so these kids might actually learn something for once...

They gave up on the new registrations—so now we’re just stuck with the old logo. 🤦 🤣

Amanda Evans2 said:You really ought to start carrying a handgun with you...

I can barely fit my smartphone in my pocket as it is.😢

ruggedjackal46 said:I can barely fit my smartphone in my pocket as it is.😢

Honestly, wouldn't it be great if there was just an app for target practice?

You just keep repeating yourself, forcing them to recite nothing but classic American poetry...