Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Why isn't H used for hospitals or hydrants?

And for Canada...

🤷

A cross appeared, and someone added some hooks.

Walter Grant5 drew them up on these too

omg Walter Grant5, seriously??!

By the way, who is this skinny lady you're referring to?

Patrick Martin said:So this mosquito flies up to some absolute loser and asks him:

- Who do you root for?!

- Real Madrid!

- Me too!

- BFFs!

- Yeeeeeees!

And that’s how they lived happily ever after, just chilling together, looking out for one another until the very end...

So, man, are you actually trying to say that a mosquito and a cockroach both root for Real Sociedad?

neonheron202 said:What absolute pests... I ended up with ten bites in just half an hour...

Not bad, though; I only managed to get bitten by two or three mosquitoes in the last thirty minutes.

James Anderson5 said:Are you on something? I didn't even mention steroids. It looks like the hormones from all that meat are already hitting you—you're making typos and struggling to even read the screen...

Actually, now I'm curious about something else, purely for scientific reasons—how many of you in VB16 follow a diet mostly consisting of imported meat? Maybe we can find the common thread connecting you all...

Just give him some steak.
😂

Matthew Anderson4 said:omg Walter Grant5, seriously??!

Yeah. Honestly, thank God nobody's gonna believe me anyway.

Imagine if someone had predicted 70 years ago that we'd be getting blamed by the Germans for drawing swastikas on the field...

Yeah, I’m really struggling to wrap my head around why this is being called some kind of massive scandal🤷

Seriously, are we all collectively responsible now for every single stupid, half-baked opinion some idiot scribbles down?

There’s no need to make a huge scene over this. The Left is just losing its mind again, acting like they don't have much bigger fish to fry elsewhere.

Come on, admit it, you actually love seeing the right wing mess up...

Patrick Martin said:Yeah, I’m really struggling to wrap my head around why this is being called some kind of massive scandal🤷

Seriously, are we all collectively responsible now for every single stupid, half-baked opinion some idiot scribbles down?

There’s no need to make a huge scene over this. The Left is just losing its mind again, acting like they don't have much bigger fish to fry elsewhere.

It's pretty obvious they need to circle it in red just so people can actually see where it is.

By the way, Keith Miller30, I think Silicon Valley is absolutely fantastic—I’ve watched everything and can't wait to download the season finale tomorrow... 👍 based on your recommendation

James Anderson5 said:By the way, Keith Miller30, I think Silicon Valley is absolutely fantastic—I’ve watched everything and can't wait to download the season finale tomorrow... 👍 based on your recommendation

Aha, I had a feeling anyone who gave it a shot would be completely hooked. 👍

The first season was actually pretty killer, but man, the second one? It’s just a total train wreck full of stupid jokes.

Leo's tattoos, nothing beats the one on his back 🤣

http://www.marca.com/albumes/2015/06...g/index_4.html

Milf

James Anderson5 said:Leo's tattoos, nothing beats the one on his back 🤣

http://www.marca.com/albumes/2015/06...g/index_4.html

total Ahmad Sharbini vibes

An American can't get by without Issati.

issa, mom, and those creepy zombie hands pulling him down into the leaves