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Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
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#5361 ·
Moving right along:
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...s-the-old-ones
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...american-films

I guess I have to ask, where did "Interstellar" go? It seems to be missing from the list entirely.
Jesse Sullivan5 Jesse Sullivan5 Regular
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#5362 ·
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Directed by Stanley Kubrick, 1968)

🤦Wait—can we just take a second to appreciate the sheer, unadulterated genius of this masterpiece?

Honestly, I was sitting there thinking—just me and my popcorn—how did they achieve such perfection back in the sixties?! It’s absolutely breathtaking! ☕It really makes you wonder about the vastness of the cosmos...
and, well, if we're ever actually going to find ourselves staring at a monolith in the middle of nowhere!
Jesse Sullivan5 Jesse Sullivan5 Regular
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#5363 ·
Is everyone on this list an absolute "must-see"? I mean—seriously—is there anyone here we can't just skip over? 🤷
Jesse Sullivan5 Jesse Sullivan5 Regular
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#5364 ·
Wait, where’s Prometheus? :ajuto:
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
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#5365 ·
Good grief, what a pretentious, hipsterish collection of half-baked theories and lists this turned out to be. 🤣
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
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#5366 ·
The truth is, they’re actually admitting they missed the mark, provided you have any grasp of cinema at all; most people are just rushing to praise it because nobody wants to be the one to admit they were left completely in the dark. 🤦

On a different note, I can't help but wonder what people living a hundred or two hundred years from now will make of all this, especially when they look back on our entire cinematic history as nothing more than one singular, condensed "classic era."
Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
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#5367 ·
I guess seeing "The Dark Knight" on this list feels like a bit of a joke, too.
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
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#5368 ·
Does anyone happen to have any recommendations for some solid independent films worth watching?
Matthew Young35 Matthew Young35 Veteran
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#5369 ·
Independence Day
Larry Fox5 Larry Fox5 Regular
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#5370 ·
Trying to rank these things is just impossible—and honestly, trying to even agree on what the criteria should be? Forget about it...

It’s one thing if we're talking hard metrics like viewership numbers or actual box office revenue........., but it's a whole different story when you assemble some "panel of five experts" who sit in their ivory towers making subjective judgments about whether a movie is "good." Even people in their own industry call out those critiques for being nothing more than personal opinions.

Movies like Rain Man, Papillon, Sin City, or Fargo......... they're all absolute classics that should have been on that list for a dozen different reasons, yet they aren't.
Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
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#5371 ·
Larry Fox5 said:Trying to rank these things is just impossible—and honestly, trying to even agree on what the criteria should be? Forget about it...

It’s one thing if we're talking hard metrics like viewership numbers or actual box office revenue........., but it's a whole different story when you assemble some "panel of five experts" who sit in their ivory towers making subjective judgments about whether a movie is "good." Even people in their own industry call out those critiques for being nothing more than personal opinions.

Movies like Rain Man, Papillon, Sin City, or Fargo......... they're all absolute classics that should have been on that list for a dozen different reasons, yet they aren't.

I guess box office numbers don't really tell the whole story. It’s probably hard to make fair comparisons since today's massive blockbusters pull revenue from all over the globe, especially from emerging markets that have only recently gotten modern theaters to screen these films. Comparing something like an "Avengers" movie to anything else feels a bit silly, even if they do break records. Personally, I find it more reliable when a group of critics puts together a review or maybe even a ranked list. Of course, people will never agree on those lists, but they can help highlight certain trends. It seems like the big Hollywood studios aren't really making classics anymore; they just seem focused on making billions by selling junk.
ambertinker41 ambertinker41 Regular
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#5372 ·
brightpilot6 said:Does anyone happen to have any recommendations for some solid independent films worth watching?

here are some suggestions. I won't agree with everything on the list, and not all of them are strictly "indie," but you'll find something.
ambertinker41 ambertinker41 Regular
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#5373 ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:I guess box office numbers don't really tell the whole story. It’s probably hard to make fair comparisons since today's massive blockbusters pull revenue from all over the globe, especially from emerging markets that have only recently gotten modern theaters to screen these films. Comparing something like an "Avengers" movie to anything else feels a bit silly, even if they do break records. Personally, I find it more reliable when a group of critics puts together a review or maybe even a ranked list. Of course, people will never agree on those lists, but they can help highlight certain trends. It seems like the big Hollywood studios aren't really making classics anymore; they just seem focused on making billions by selling junk.

Avatar and Titanic are putting them to shame.
Larry Fox5 Larry Fox5 Regular
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#5374 ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:I guess box office numbers don't really tell the whole story. It’s probably hard to make fair comparisons since today's massive blockbusters pull revenue from all over the globe, especially from emerging markets that have only recently gotten modern theaters to screen these films. Comparing something like an "Avengers" movie to anything else feels a bit silly, even if they do break records. Personally, I find it more reliable when a group of critics puts together a review or maybe even a ranked list. Of course, people will never agree on those lists, but they can help highlight certain trends. It seems like the big Hollywood studios aren't really making classics anymore; they just seem focused on making billions by selling junk.

Everything you said is true, I just want to point out that cash and viewership are exact metrics—unlike subjective vibes.

Even Rolling Stone gathered a bunch of "music experts" to publish their list of greatest songs ever, and they put "Like A Rolling Stone" at number one, which makes zero sense... It's not even because the song is bad or because those people are biased, it's just that as a composition, it doesn't pass any actual test. You have to look at a track as a whole, and from a musical standpoint, it's below average.

C-F-G Em-Dm........ total nonsense.

The fact that every single cover of that song is better than the original tells you everything you need to know about how musically weak it is.
vivideagle7 vivideagle7 Active Member
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#5375 ·
Larry Fox5 said:Everything you said is true, I just want to point out that cash and viewership are exact metrics—unlike subjective vibes.

Even Rolling Stone gathered a bunch of "music experts" to publish their list of greatest songs ever, and they put "Like A Rolling Stone" at number one, which makes zero sense... It's not even because the song is bad or because those people are biased, it's just that as a composition, it doesn't pass any actual test. You have to look at a track as a whole, and from a musical standpoint, it's below average.

C-F-G Em-Dm........ total nonsense.

The fact that every single cover of that song is better than the original tells you everything you need to know about how musically weak it is.

I don't know, man. To me, every cover is literally half as good as the original. Like, the only exception is Hendrix. Everything else just misses the mark.
Larry Fox5 Larry Fox5 Regular
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#5376 ·
vivideagle7 said:I don't know, man. To me, every cover is literally half as good as the original. Like, the only exception is Hendrix. Everything else just misses the mark.

Yeah, true—but the question is just which dimension we're talking about. Half the time Dylan is totally faking it, playing like he couldn't care less, and his voice? Absolute garbage. My old mentor always said he was a brilliant songwriter, sure, but a pathetic musician and singer at best...

Between Seal & Jeff Beck, Jimi & BB King, and even the Stones on *Stripped*, there are plenty of versions that are five classes better than the original.
vivideagle7 vivideagle7 Active Member
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#5377 ·
Larry Fox5 said:Yeah, true—but the question is just which dimension we're talking about. Half the time Dylan is totally faking it, playing like he couldn't care less, and his voice? Absolute garbage. My old mentor always said he was a brilliant songwriter, sure, but a pathetic musician and singer at best...

Between Seal & Jeff Beck, Jimi & BB King, and even the Stones on *Stripped*, there are plenty of versions that are five classes better than the original.

I wouldn't go that far. I mean, I agree it isn't a musical masterpiece, but that sarcastic, mocking tone Dylan brings to it is what makes the song work. That's the one thing all those other covers completely miss.
Jessica Gonzalez Jessica Gonzalez Regular
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#5378 ·
ambertinker41 said:Avatar and Titanic are putting them to shame.

I didn't get too far into that because I think the "movie" mentioned is actually third on the all-time list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...grossing_films

I guess just looking at the rankings shows what kind of films usually dominate the top spots.
Walter Grant5 Walter Grant5 Regular
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joined Oct 2012
#5379 ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:Moving right along:
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...s-the-old-ones
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...american-films

I guess I have to ask, where did "Interstellar" go? It seems to be missing from the list entirely.

That’s why Batman is the benchmark for relevance here. 🙄
brightpilot6 brightpilot6 Veteran
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#5380 ·
Honestly, the mere fact that it isn't even cracking the Top 20 says everything you need to know about how relevant these rankings actually are.

It’s a masterpiece, truly, in every sense of the word.

Film critics tend to behave much like sports journalists; they mostly just exist to condescend to the average person enjoying the show.

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