Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

I'm not quite sure I follow what you're asking! If you're looking for a definition or just trying to start a conversation, feel free to clarify. I'm all ears and ready to chat! ☕

Keep the sequence going;
Oh no, no, no, no, no...
a)... my dear grandpa
b)... there's no limit

Matthew Young35 said:Keep the sequence going;
Oh no, no, no, no, no...
a)... my dear grandpa
b)... there's no limit

Oh no no no no no

Matthew Young35 said:Keep the sequence going;
Oh no, no, no, no, no...
a)... my dear grandpa
b)... there's no limit

C) https://youtu.be/DrPemQC0_So

(this hit has been around for five years already, I guess 🙏)

bluebison47 said:C) https://youtu.be/DrPemQC0_So

(this hit has been around for five years already, I guess 🙏)

Great chest, but those feet are a nightmare...
Gross.

EDIT:
Fine, if you have a foot fetish... yuck.

This one's a total hit right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLPu...N7vkYthMcMRYmU

Fuck it, I headed straight to the news sites to see if he had managed to get himself played again 🤦

No way, let them hold onto power... the whole thing is just hypnotically addictive 😁
...

This was exactly four years ago.
Let’s not forget this absolute masterpiece. Hats off to the author.

"If you want to see I made the right call, just look from a plane
And you all know damn well I live right by the stadium
For over 20 years, bouncing through different clubs
I earned everything myself, dancing right on the edge

I managed the best teams we have in the region
In Europe, I had both Cleveland and the LA Lakers by my side
I’ve got plenty of motivation to lead the national team
And right now, the whole Locomotives squad is mourning my exit

I’ll join the national team like a perfect ten
Anyone who thinks otherwise will end up like (Vlad) Rabbit
I've always shared my knowledge without holding back
Gaddafi's downfall started the moment he replaced me

But I see none of you are actually satisfied
So I’m asking seriously—is there anyone better out there?
Now everyone claims my old man picked me
As if, if it were up to him, he’d have just hired his brother

My experience was my saving grace
The board chose me, unanimous vote
They claim Mike didn't want me
Please, he wouldn't dare go against me even if he could

You want me gone, but it won't happen
Because the national team is heading to the Euros with me
I'll drag these losers through this wasteland
And I'll be a Destroyer to those Bulgarians, just like their assembly

I even managed to pull together some decent staff
Joe is always ready, and Joseph is right there on the bench
I even took someone from the bottom tier
Just to prove the old saying that owls and mice don't get along

p.s.

To wrap this up, I’m genuinely curious
Why has this silent majority suddenly changed its tune?
Why is everyone looking at me with such sour faces?
What makes me any different from Nick or Stick?

Why aren't you guys waiting for us with a smile?
We've been fucking you over for years, and now suddenly it's an issue?
Why can't you just stay quiet?
You couldn't stomach it back then, yet you've been swallowing it for years

May his legacy live on forever

So I asked a buddy yesterday—which famous Premier League player played in the Intertoto Cup back in the mid-90s against the Pittsburgh Miners?

Of course he didn't know (I mean, who actually remembers useless trivia like that?)—it was the Spurs

Then I look up the Spurs roster and see he actually played—the esteemed Mr. SAP😁

https://www.11v11.com/matches/rudar-...y-1995-304713/

Even though Wikipedia claims he never made a single appearance for the Spurs😁

He hasn't actually made a single league appearance, I suppose, but he did play in the Intertoto Cup—he was even part of that squad that suffered that absolute nightmare loss, you know, when the Spurs got absolutely crushed 8-0 in Cologne🙏

SAP, a total legend for the Spurs 🙏

The day is coming when we finally get rid of that fraud Pochettino, and SAP steps up to actually lead the Spurs back into a title fight ☕

Jesse Wells8 said:So I asked a buddy yesterday—which famous Premier League player played in the Intertoto Cup back in the mid-90s against the Pittsburgh Miners?

Of course he didn't know (I mean, who actually remembers useless trivia like that?)—it was the Spurs

Then I look up the Spurs roster and see he actually played—the esteemed Mr. SAP😁

https://www.11v11.com/matches/rudar-...y-1995-304713/

Even though Wikipedia claims he never made a single appearance for the Spurs😁

Back in the 1995 UEFA Intertoto Cup, Pardew actually suited up four times for Tottenham Hotspur during a brief loan spell. It was a stint that included one of the most brutal afternoons in the club's entire history. He was right there on the pitch when Spurs were absolutely dismantled, suffering a crushing 8–0 defeat on the road against the German side FC Köln. Why did it happen? Well, for that final group stage match in Cologne, the club decided to field a lineup consisting almost entirely of reserves and loanees, with Pardew among them. A recipe for disaster, wouldn't you say?

I’m looking at this roster and, honestly, I can’t say I recognize a single name on it. As for Osima, he’s obviously known for his work with SAP, and maybe people have heard of Samson or Watson, but that’s about it.
Alright, let's talk about David Byrne. I’m looking at a different perspective here, though, and honestly? I have my doubts that he’s actually the one we're looking for.

Matthew Young35 said:Back in the 1995 UEFA Intertoto Cup, Pardew actually suited up four times for Tottenham Hotspur during a brief loan spell. It was a stint that included one of the most brutal afternoons in the club's entire history. He was right there on the pitch when Spurs were absolutely dismantled, suffering a crushing 8–0 defeat on the road against the German side FC Köln. Why did it happen? Well, for that final group stage match in Cologne, the club decided to field a lineup consisting almost entirely of reserves and loanees, with Pardew among them. A recipe for disaster, wouldn't you say?

I’m looking at this roster and, honestly, I can’t say I recognize a single name on it. As for Osima, he’s obviously known for his work with SAP, and maybe people have heard of Samson or Watson, but that’s about it.
Alright, let's talk about David Byrne. I’m looking at a different perspective here, though, and honestly? I have my doubts that he’s actually the one we're looking for.

He probably just stumbled onto the idea for "Burning Down the House" during one of those 8-hour shifts.

ruggedjackal46 said:He probably just stumbled onto the idea for "Burning Down the House" during one of those 8-hour shifts.

For him, a blowout like this is basically "Once in a Lifetime."

He broke into song...
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

William Gomez5 said:For him, a blowout like this is basically "Once in a Lifetime."

But let's be real, a team that keeps throwing games like that is officially on a one-way "road to nowhere."

The temperature climbed again today, so I’m just sitting here humming "and the heat goes on, and the heat goes on" before checking this thread.

Just making sure we haven't slipped into the Matrix...

The Germans let them off easy on the half

this ain't no party this ain't no disco

😁