Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

For a second there, I actually thought we were having a debate about Sunderland here.. ah...

I'm just sitting here trying to figure out my damn budget and they're over there talking about the eleventh dimension 🤦

Malcice doesn't have much lung capacity and she definitely can't hold her breath for very long, but man, she sure knows how to let one rip 🙏

Patrick Martin said:I'm just sitting here trying to figure out my damn budget and they're over there talking about the eleventh dimension 🤦

Just stick to the topic; it's actually pretty easy on the eyes when you maintain high standards. I think the first bikini looks best. 👍

She's quite heavy-set

James Anderson5 said:

A new Valderammina hairstyle. Clearly channeling some Jennifer Aniston vibes... ☕

It's a wig. 🤣

Patrick Martin said:S T R O J

If you just muted her, she’d be fine, but between the vocal fry, that annoying nasal tone, and all the overacting... 😵

Amanda Evans2 said:She's quite heavy-set

A big backside instead of a butt? Not really my thing.

Noah Roberts46 said:A big backside instead of a butt? Not really my thing.

Exactly. I feel the same way—it’s a bit much...

It’s even got a plastic face and mouth. If you took her down to Spar, you'd probably get 50 cents for her...

A caricature, not a woman.

Here’s how Emilia Clark nails that Vocal Fry video



And another one

Amanda Evans2 said:Exactly. I feel the same way—it’s a bit much...

Honestly, this whole disproportionate, Kardashian-style backside thing—I don't get it, and frankly, it isn't even attractive. It reminds me of this:



If we look back at history, it was all about fertility goddesses. 🤣

bozica sala

Noah Roberts46 said:Honestly, this whole disproportionate, Kardashian-style backside thing—I don't get it, and frankly, it isn't even attractive. It reminds me of this:



If we look back at history, it was all about fertility goddesses. 🤣

Ooh
She's a cute one, isn't she?

Noah Roberts46 said:Honestly, this whole disproportionate, Kardashian-style backside thing—I don't get it, and frankly, it isn't even attractive. It reminds me of this:



If we look back at history, it was all about fertility goddesses. 🤣

Look, Hazard during pre-season training

the belly button says it all ☕

Patrick Martin said:S T R O J

It might actually work, Patrick Martin, you absolute menace—provided you first perform a sensual massage on Inspector Kluzoa, also known as Ernesto Valverde (the coach for Barcelona).

analogorca6 said:Here’s how Emilia Clark nails that Vocal Fry video

And another one

What a sweetheart, what a smile. Way more engaging than that boring soap opera. Just a little bit of emotion and expression makes all the difference.

A lesson for women everywhere: stop playing the brat and just give a submissive little smile as much as possible. It’s much more pleasant that way. 👍

Charles Roberts33 said:It might actually work, Patrick Martin, you absolute menace—provided you first perform a sensual massage on Inspector Kluzoa, also known as Ernesto Valverde (the coach for Barcelona).

What a sweetheart, what a smile. Way more engaging than that boring soap opera. Just a little bit of emotion and expression makes all the difference.

A lesson for women everywhere: stop playing the brat and just give a submissive little smile as much as possible. It’s much more pleasant that way. 👍

It looks like Gricman went through that same treatment before they sent him off to Barcelona all reprogrammed ☕

I'm running a little behind, but you guys seriously need to check out Predator on your TV