Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

The Catholics > the South Wind fans, haha

Amanda Evans2 said:Exactly. And that honestly explains why they act like such uncultured hillbillies...

Look, man, you clearly live and breathe this sport, but let's be real—the absolute GOATs of football have always been Catholics, period.🤷

Bottom line: you’re basically destined for endless suffering.☕

Since you're a Liverpool FC fan, you probably already know that Mohamed Salah and Mane aren't Catholic, they're Muslim...😁

George Best was an absolute legend, and he was Protestant☕

Just thinking out loud here, though football is dominated by Catholics globally, which might explain why so many players seem a bit slow on the pitch...

It's clear Patrick Martin was listening closely to Darij

James Anderson5 said:Since you're a Liverpool FC fan, you probably already know that Mohamed Salah and Mane aren't Catholic, they're Muslim...😁

George Best was an absolute legend, and he was Protestant☕

Just thinking out loud here, though football is dominated by Catholics globally, which might explain why so many players seem a bit slow on the pitch...

It's clear Patrick Martin was listening closely to Darij

Thank God we don't go around judging or casting people out here; we give everyone a fair shake. ☕

George Best was an absolute legend, and he was Protestant. ☕

That's exactly why his life ended up the way it did. ☕

Just a quick observation: even though most people playing soccer globally are probably Catholic, which might explain why half these players seem like total dimwits.

And how much of a moron are you being, calling your own idols dimwits?

It's obvious Patrick Martin was actually paying attention to what Darij was saying.

Clearly you played fullback. 😂

Man, listen... the point was made specifically regarding the top ten players in the world. Maybe try actually listening for once. ☕

Patrick Martin said:Thank God we don't go around judging or casting people out here; we give everyone a fair shake. ☕

George Best was an absolute legend, and he was Protestant. ☕

That's exactly why his life ended up the way it did. ☕

Just a quick observation: even though most people playing soccer globally are probably Catholic, which might explain why half these players seem like total dimwits.

And how much of a moron are you being, calling your own idols dimwits?

It's obvious Patrick Martin was actually paying attention to what Darij was saying.

Clearly you played fullback. 😂

Man, listen... the point was made specifically regarding the top ten players in the world. Maybe try actually listening for once. ☕

Stoichkov is Orthodox.

Patrick Martin said:Thank God we don't go around judging or casting people out here; we give everyone a fair shake. ☕

George Best was an absolute legend, and he was Protestant. ☕

That's exactly why his life ended up the way it did. ☕

Just a quick observation: even though most people playing soccer globally are probably Catholic, which might explain why half these players seem like total dimwits.

And how much of a moron are you being, calling your own idols dimwits?

It's obvious Patrick Martin was actually paying attention to what Darij was saying.

Clearly you played fullback. 😂

Man, listen... the point was made specifically regarding the top ten players in the world. Maybe try actually listening for once. ☕

It seems like your heroes are generally the most mindless players out there—from pyramid scheme scammers to those fake independence fighters in Catalonia. If I remember correctly, a few years back you were even campaigning for the Republican Party here on the forum. It’s all part of the same pattern, including this weird obsession with Catholicism, which really shows your level of insight...

By the way, Zidane is actually Muslim—not necessarily a practicing one, but he is. Then you have Pep Guardiola, who is an atheist, much like Johan Cruyff once was. He famously said: "In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before a game; if it worked, every game would be a tie."

Even Neymar Jr., who is easily one of the top 10 players right now, is Pentecostal, not Catholic...

There, I did some quick digging without even trying, but hopefully that's enough for you...

We Catholics basically run the whole soccer world, while the rest of you insecure losers just sit there seething about it.☕

This whole thing has gone completely off the rails
Between the Republican Party, the church, and what Patrick Martin thinks he knows...
Where on earth can this even go from here...

Now that you guys finally got schooled, everything’s gone totally sideways 😂

Corrupt institutions and corrupt politicians

Let them suffer ☕

Patrick Martin said:Now that you guys finally got schooled, everything’s gone totally sideways 😂

FC Barcelona GOP Juventus Liverpool FC

A critique of a clouded mind

Go right ahead, my good man, Help. Feel free to keep charging blindly into a massive deficit against those pretentious 🙏👍

James Anderson5 said:It seems like your heroes are generally the most mindless players out there—from pyramid scheme scammers to those fake independence fighters in Catalonia. If I remember correctly, a few years back you were even campaigning for the Republican Party here on the forum. It’s all part of the same pattern, including this weird obsession with Catholicism, which really shows your level of insight...

By the way, Zidane is actually Muslim—not necessarily a practicing one, but he is. Then you have Pep Guardiola, who is an atheist, much like Johan Cruyff once was. He famously said: "In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before a game; if it worked, every game would be a tie."

Even Neymar Jr., who is easily one of the top 10 players right now, is Pentecostal, not Catholic...

There, I did some quick digging without even trying, but hopefully that's enough for you...

Honestly, there’s no better cure for the plague of atheism than watching these pseudo-intellectual types try to claim
his values as their own ☕

Charles Roberts33 said:Go right ahead, my good man, Help. Feel free to keep charging blindly into a massive deficit against those pretentious 🙏👍

Honestly, there’s no better cure for the plague of atheism than watching these pseudo-intellectual types try to claim
his values as their own ☕

Atheism is a plague, and religion was just a human invention?

The plague is actually them.

There’s a fundamental difference between spirituality being its own thing and religion once it becomes organized and institutionalized.

Charles Roberts33 said:Go right ahead, my good man, Help. Feel free to keep charging blindly into a massive deficit against those pretentious 🙏👍

Honestly, there’s no better cure for the plague of atheism than watching these pseudo-intellectual types try to claim
his values as their own ☕

Brazil 5
Germany 4
Italy 4
Argentina 2
France 2
Uruguay 2
England 1
Spain 1

Pele
Maradona
Messi
Johan Cruyff
Beckenbauer
Ronaldinho
Romario
Rivaldo
Ronaldo x 2
etc...

👍

what exactly is ☕

I mean, let's be real, God is nothing more than an imaginary friend to millions of people.

Who actually gives a damn about these fabrications designed solely to let members of a corrupt organization live off the hard work of everyone else?

wearyangler55 said:I mean, let's be real, God is nothing more than an imaginary friend to millions of people.

Atheists are simply people whose understanding of spirituality never made it past elementary school.🤷

Charles Roberts33 said:Atheists are simply people whose understanding of spirituality never made it past elementary school.🤷

Incorrect.