Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

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Patrick Martin said:🤣

anyway, you guys don't have a clue.

there's only one king ☕

I almost feel like bringing him up just so I’d have an excuse to grab a drink.
☕

He was probably just staring at the starting lineup on his TV, specifically that section over on the right side 🤦

ruggedjackal46 said:I almost feel like bringing him up just so I’d have an excuse to grab a drink.
☕

You’re basically saying she carries you into the house like a Christmas present...

Amanda Evans2 said:You’re basically saying she carries you into the house like a Christmas present...

🤣 😍

Sometimes I feel like just smashing everything to pieces
She’s driving me absolutely insane

It would probably sound just as good accompanied by an accordion and the sound of shattering glass ☕

You can't have a good glass of wine without some live accordion music playing in the background

4-2-3-1 nonsense. 😛

It’s unbelievable how they immediately fall for that absolute garbage... 🤣

Ajutokintumi said:

And this is more or less what Lionel Messi’s throne looks like in the land of the gauchos.☕

I’m not exactly a huge Lionel Messi fan, but if this guy is supposedly sitting on Mount Olympus because of how he acts both on and off the pitch, then maybe Argentinians aren't really the gold standard for judging greatness, even if they are their own.

Argentinians basically possess a peasant mentality
I won't even go as far as calling it low-class.
So...

It’s basically just Italians in South America.

Well, something like that

God's people, Catholics ☕

Larry Fox5 said:4-2-3-1 nonsense. 😛

It’s unbelievable how they immediately fall for that absolute garbage... 🤣

Look, you can clearly see that Mott prefers playing a 2-7-2 formation... I mean, whatever, that's just what they call "modern football" these days. Everything could be true, or it might not be. Who knows?

Talk about hitting the jackpot. 🙏

Patrick Martin said:God's people, Catholics ☕

Exactly. And that honestly explains why they act like such uncultured hillbillies...

Pure logic

Catholics are just simpletons

Constructive topic

Charles Roberts33 said:

Talk about hitting the jackpot. 🙏

fakin jackpot 🙏[/I]

Personally, I'd say this is one of the best albums from the 90s.