Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Matthew Anderson4 said:Scarlett Johansson’s got great lips, honestly.

Yeah, those pouty lips are basically her best feature—whatever. I only posted that photo to show how any woman can look terrible without makeup and the right lighting, not because she's boring...

Beyoncé actually has interesting eyes if you ask me—definitely not boring at all. 🙂

Maybe we should see Beyoncé without all the makeup just to see what happens.

No, they seriously aren't all that special. I mean, we all knew the whole thing was just a massive show fueled by Photoshop users, but it’s honestly kind of pathetic that after spending a fortune on themselves and their looks, they still end up looking like absolutely nothing—I won't even say worse—just like some average girl who doesn't have the cash or the time to invest in herself.

For Christ's sake, they have entire teams dedicated to them, they eat perfectly clean and train constantly, yet they still end up with skin looking as wrinkled as some old grandma, even though they're only in their twenties.

Blake Lively is talented enough, and she definitely has the look, but everything else about her feels rather unremarkable...

Then again, even Jennifer Lopez looked 🙏 in that one specific shot, though since she’s older than the rest of them, it just makes the whole thing feel even more awkward 🤣

Beyoncé looks like a budget version of the sister from Detroit.

brightpilot6 said:Maybe we should see Beyoncé without all the makeup just to see what happens.

Man, seriously...

P. S. Balonj and Play 😍

Peter Thompson4 said:No, they seriously aren't all that special. I mean, we all knew the whole thing was just a massive show fueled by Photoshop users, but it’s honestly kind of pathetic that after spending a fortune on themselves and their looks, they still end up looking like absolutely nothing—I won't even say worse—just like some average girl who doesn't have the cash or the time to invest in herself.

For Christ's sake, they have entire teams dedicated to them, they eat perfectly clean and train constantly, yet they still end up with skin looking as wrinkled as some old grandma, even though they're only in their twenties.

Maybe it's just because they're regular girls who happened to get lucky enough to enter the industry, and regular girls just look like regular girls?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Maybe it's just because they're regular girls who happened to get lucky enough to enter the industry, and regular girls just look like regular girls?

Tina Katanić?

brightpilot6 said:Tina Katanić?

The adult film industry?

Jessica Gonzalez said:Maybe it's just because they're regular girls who happened to get lucky enough to enter the industry, and regular girls just look like regular girls?

Oh, sure, but honestly, after years of grinding at the gym, eating clean, and going under the knife more times than I can count, you'd think anyone would expect a little more than that!

brightpilot6 said:Tina Katanić?

🤣

Peter Thompson4 said:Oh, sure, but honestly, after years of grinding at the gym, eating clean, and going under the knife more times than I can count, you'd think anyone would expect a little more than that!

What "eating right" are we even talking about?

Back in the day, girls from the South were the most gorgeous women on the planet when they lived on nothing but fresh seafood and greens. Once they discovered processed deli meats, everything just went downhill...

brightpilot6 said:Actually, she’s quite good 🤣



Lionel Messi is more feminine than she is ☕

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Danny Trejo is more feminine than her.

I still can't believe most of these photos are actually real.
On some shots, Lawrence has a mole above her right nipple, and on others, it's the left one. 😁

So, when are we actually going to see some photos of men posted here?

Larry Fox5 said:What "eating right" are we even talking about?

Back in the day, girls from the South were the most gorgeous women on the planet when they lived on nothing but fresh seafood and greens. Once they discovered processed deli meats, everything just went downhill...

Well, I guess deli meat is basically made of mystery scraps anyway.

Larry Fox5 said:What "eating right" are we even talking about?

Back in the day, girls from the South were the most gorgeous women on the planet when they lived on nothing but fresh seafood and greens. Once they discovered processed deli meats, everything just went downhill...

Look, I’m talking about eating healthy, which basically means actually balancing your plate for once—you know, having a mix of proteins, vitamins, fats, and carbs instead of just garbage.
It’s probably not even that hard for them since most of these people have someone else doing all the cooking anyway, so their only real job is to open their mouths and shove whatever is handed to them down their throats.
That kind of actual nutrition works wonders, making your skin look great and keeping your face looking youthful.

Ashley Bailey6 said:signature for solo.
Danny Trejo is more feminine than her.

I still can't believe most of these photos are actually real.
On some shots, Lawrence has a mole above her right nipple, and on others, it's the left one. 😁

I mean, come on—lawyers wouldn't be filing lawsuits and fighting for privacy rights over fake images if they weren't legit, right? Besides, Jennifer actually has a few videos out there too. Sure, they aren't exactly high art, and while that one GIF of her bouncing shows off her assets, I have to admit it’s a bit much for me.

As for this Hope Solo lady, she’d probably only fit in at a men's bodybuilding competition, and that’s saying something!

Emily Ratajkowski is absolutely 🙏 😍

And I have to say, even little Vanessa Hudgens is quite intriguing 🙂

Amanda Evans2 said:So, when are we actually going to see some photos of men posted here?

Are you honestly sitting there waiting for a Patrick Bateman version of Christian Bale? ☕

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