coastalwolf87 said:God forbid, I'm definitely not marrying any of you.🙂
Grace Sanders24, uh, I wasn't really following, it just caught my eye on a few cat posts. I like seeing how people profile themselves, so I'll even click links. That’s why I don't post anything else—feels like I'm basically showing off my underwear... or like I'm not wearing any.😳
You're still wearing a mask! You totally misread that. You're marrying me, but you're hooking up with Elvis Presley.🍿
coastalwolf87 said:Yeah, I see how it works with you. You school everyone, then they end up quoting your wisdom in their signatures. Total trophy hunter, huh? 🍿
Whoa! So you guys actually track my work on here? I'm flattered. But look, you gotta get one thing straight. I don't collect trophies; I build legacies. That's the big difference, and it's all about my integrity. 🍿
coastalwolf87 said:Look at her, coming on so strong right away. I actually like stormytinker40 because he’s an open book. He doesn't talk trash, he's got style, and he isn't toxic. Simple as that.
Total 5 out of 5. I just had to run a little background check to make sure no one was trying to use him. You're cleared! Feel free to start flirting whenever you're ready. You seem cool.🍿
There's no way I'd ever pay for her. You said someone else was picking up the tab. If that were the case, maybe I'd take her to a movie just to make the night feel worth what she was getting paid. Maybe she's thinking exactly like you are? Alright. If you say it's cool, then it's cool. 🍿
Nah, I don't think so. I'd just take her to the movies. Is she really hitting you that hard with her writing that you've started acting like a jerk toward her? You acting suspicious? And you’re playing the "hard to get" card? Is that why you didn't wish her a happy Christmas? 🤔 P.S. What's coastalwolf87 on about? You already trying to move in on her?
stormytinker40 said:Look, the whole point is you don't have to leave.
I can, but I wouldn't call that an advantage.
Excuse me? Yeah, you definitely have to! It's better to just get it over with from the jump. I wish I could just deal with it internally. I'm positive my head would be in a much better place.🍿
Nah man, I hear you. It’s the same exact thing. I can’t just hook up with someone and walk away like nothing happened. It’s just not in my DNA. Never has been. I’ve always needed that part where you hold hands after sex. To actually lose your mind a little. I hope you aren't heading down that path. That's a recipe for disaster. But hey, we'll see how things look in 20 years. You gotta build a life first.🍿
It doesn't even cross my mind. I know exactly where that road leads. With my luck, I'll be heading into a second marriage before I know it. And then what? A third one a few years later? 🤔I just don't get women. Never have. And honestly, I don't want to deal with it. Let's be real here. She is way too gorgeous for her own good! You know how she looks?! It's insane. I lose my head completely. I don't even know what day it is. Not at my age, after everything I've been through. But look, I see it coming. I almost fell for it. At the last second, though, I looked away and spotted this chubby janitor nearby, so I headed over to the local pub just to shake her off. Some biological instinct, I guess. It’s scary. What about you? Can you actually keep things strictly physical? Because if I start down that path, I'm going straight to the altar!🤦
I’m doing alright on that front. I just keep my distance and take care of things myself. Honestly, it’s way easier that way. Fewer headaches. But damn, it’s frustrating. How can someone be that physically attractive?! There’s this one girl nearby that whenever I see her, I just want to grab a baseball bat. It's unreal! After everything we went through, here I am again. But look, I'm handling it. And it's not even about wanting to sleep with her—though that's fine too. It's more than that. I'd seriously want to just grab her by the hand and walk through the city wherever she wanted to go. 🤦
My family gets pretty intense about those kinds of things, but honestly, my mom just isn't a fan of fish, so she's fine with everyone just grabbing takeout today. It all makes sense when you think about it. Obviously, it would be awesome if we could just hit pause on everything and let life go on forever, but that’s not how it works. The truth is, the older you get, the more it feels like time is just flying by. 🍿
The recipe and how they prep it is different now. It’s just not the same as it used to be because their head chef moved overseas. Honestly, black pudding doesn't sit right with my stomach anyway. As for liver? In my family, we always stuck to the classics for holidays like this—cod or similar stuff. Don't sweat it though. Things are going to start picking up faster than you think! I remember when I was a kid, standing on the balcony just thinking about how crazy it would be when it finally hits the year 2000. Like, how cool would that be? And look at us, we're already here. Feels like that was just yesterday.🍿
stormytinker40 said:Symphony is some of the lowest-quality garbage I've ever seen. You drink it and people start giving you weird looks for no reason. Idiots.
Zmajsko isn't even craft anymore, and honestly, neither is that San Francisco stuff, so they just mass-produce it now.
For me, mixing beer and cognac is the perfect way to unwind.
You shopping at Vrutak?
Man. I am wired. This is hands down the craziest Christmas Eve ever!
Zmajsko is still around. But it was inevitable they'd go mass-market. Still, I'm sure they won't sell out—at least not with the current ownership. I buy it, obviously. Vrutak has the best selection, though I mostly stick to drafts. I convinced myself those were better, so now I hit up all these trendy spots to see what hits my palate. Why are you so wired? You on something?🤔
Never heard of that symphony. Back in my day, it was all about Ribar and Col. Mixing beer with whiskey was always a bad call. Eventually, people started using their buying power to move toward more refined mid-to-high-end drinks. Honestly, I’m glad the hipsters showed up with those expensive, high-quality craft beers. I’ve fully switched over to them. I used to be strictly a red wine and hard liquor guy, though.🍿
What happened? You okay? Did you take your meds? Honestly, I wish you’d suggest some more upscale food and drinks for us—we’re at an age where we actually care about what we’re putting in our bodies. I was sipping this stuff back when I was sixteen in the park. I don't think Coca-Cola even existed then, but Ribar was top-tier back in the day!🍿
ironrider11 said:Only when it suits her, right? Totally playing by her own set of rules. "Personal friendship"... my foot. "Let's hope" the lady doesn't work at Comcast... 🍿
Classic. It flew right under the radar during the critique phase!🙏
Poor lady. She’s out here trying to be someone's best friend, but they just keep blowing her off and only want to hang out whenever it's convenient for them. 🍿
Joshua Smith5 said:Isn't it common knowledge that during wartime, people party like there's no tomorrow? 🕺
I'm actually pretty surprised, man. That's all I've got to say.
Yeah, fair point. That stands. I guess I was being a bit too negative, but everything just felt a little too polished for my taste. It looked too clean. The movie isn't bad, though. Not at all. It just feels weird that those resistance fighters have such high-end leather jackets. But the plot itself is solid and the ending was executed perfectly. 🍿
Man, what a joke. Everything in this movie looks so perfect and everyone is so gorgeous that it actually becomes ridiculous. You've got bombs dropping all over New York City, yet the characters look like they're heading to a gala. Even the resistance fighters are dressed like they just stepped off a runway. 🤦🤦
stormytinker40 said:Rocket, I don't care what you did today. What the hell is your problem? 🤣
Grace Sanders24, your idea is happening. 👍 I love ideas. God, I love good ideas. I live for them.
Alright, once you set it up, send me the link so I can jump in immediately. We can definitely find a way to host this legally on the forum. It’s not even my idea—it’s just your magnetic pull for chaos that's inspiring me to take this trolling to a whole new level. 🍿