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velvetgull9 said:And look, regarding lesbians—I’m actually a huge fan. But there’s a catch: they’ve gotta have, uh, skills in the bedroom. 😎
Well then, dustyscout53 sounds like your perfect match... 😁
velvetgull9 said:Uuuuu, that could definitely be an issue... It’d be a whole lot easier if they just had whiskers, wouldn't it?
velvetgull9... maybe I'm just seeing things, but... this all started when you gave me that little wink after asking if I had a girlfriend... and now... now you're bringing up whiskers..
Is there some kind of connection here between those whiskers on your avatar and whatever it is you're trying to tell me?😁
velvetgull9 said:Seriously though, honey, how are you handling this whole new chapter of your life? You actually found a girlfriend yet? 😉 😁
As if... I'd love to meet someone, really, but my biggest issue is that I have zero clue how to spot a lesbian walking down the street in downtown Chicago. 😕
It’s actually kind of wild... I haven't even been out as a lesbian for two whole days, and suddenly I feel totally fine just sitting there at the office, chatting away with my coworkers about all things anal. 😁
velvetgull9 said:I’m actually embarrassed to admit what the first thing that popped into my head was... 🙂 😲 🙄
velvetgull9, if you're thinking the exact same thing I am, then yeah, you hit the nail right on the head. 😁
jadetinker85 said:😲 😲
the ozone layer? 😁
That was your first thought when you heard "hole"? 😁
My first thought? I always say: if you dig a hole for someone else, you're the one who ends up falling in. It happened to our big boss Tom, and now he isn't the boss anymore—he's just Tom. 😁
granitepuma3 said:It’s all right there in black and white, Keith James812... it's documented! Honestly, I'm not even surprised you're running around acting like some IMF puppet for the Republican Party's top enforcer. 😁
Ugh, just drop the politics already. You're gonna get wrinkles worrying about this stuff. Let's talk about something better... men. Seriously, tell me—is that guy you're obsessed with actually married?😁
jadetinker85 said:Hey, what kind of logic are you using to group me and shadowjackal88 together while letting iva1 off the hook?
Shut your mouth, you absolute fanatic, and quit whining... at least you weren't voted the biggest loser in the room.😁 😁 😁
The one single right-wing sin I’ll gladly confess to? Yeah, I am 100% behind a patriarchal social structure! 😁
I always try to stick to American dairy brands—you know, Chiquita, Hershey's, Kellogg's... mostly because I don't trust those crazy cows or whatever nonsense they let slide over at the UN lately. Though, honestly, Hershey's makes killer fruit yogurts, so every now and then I'll grab a Nature Valley one from Chobani too. 😁
And get this, I’m sitting here staring right at one in front of me, and it just hit me: these companies are straight-up screwing us customers! Just look at what it says:
"Ingredients: Pasteurized milk yogurt (3.5% fat), white grape (flavoring), sugar, seeds (barley, oats, rye, wheat, rice, buckwheat). Store at 4-6 C. Expiration date printed on lid."
That’s it. That is the whole thing. Is it actually possible that this little plastic cup contains nothing but that list?
Bryan Martin31 said:Give me a break! 19 miles?! You’re telling me something that took that long to grow just vanishes after a little bit of 19 miles?!
Look, those slabs survived a decade of brutal storms. Where am I supposed to snap after just thirty minutes of light jogging on my knees? There's no way I'd be able to hold my own against the crew scaling the brickwork on those Chicago high-rises...
😁
What storm? 😁 I honestly thought you finally caught on... whatever, at least you got a little sun on you today 😁
soylent said:Wait, what?!... Victor?!?!..Who?!?!?!
Oh, yeah, real smooth. 😁
Next time you’ll just show up in August, and we can all go for a nice little barefoot hike out to blue mountains... 😁 after about twenty miles, those little prejudices of yours regarding Catholicism will vanish into thin air. 😁 😁 😁
soylent said:I started off hitting up some bars—had a great time, super cheap, too. Then I headed over to Stallone—is that even the right name? For the price, they just crammed a bunch of overpriced tortellini with prosciutto in there. After that, I wandered toward the local farmers market and the old downtown plaza...
Stallone, soya, Stallone 😁
Wait... I'm missing something here.. oh, right: "Hena Erceg and Viktor Ivančić... you two are such absolute liars, I swear!" 😁
Michael Adams2 said:I heard he got banned. Honestly? One less Mexican to deal with. That's always a win in my book.😁
Don't be like that, Michael Adams2! Come on, man, there are some pretty decent guys among the Mexicans too.😁
Michael Adams2 said:See? Even he’s getting worried about me now.
And then Shaban calls me out because I was joking around about waiting for you at a street corner wearing ankle-length boxer shorts, sleeves rolled up, hands shoved in my pockets, just spitting on the ground while my right foot tapped nervously against the pavement.
He actually let out this jealous little whimper... like, "How can you wait for a lady like Keith James812 like that? Shaban... man, you jealous types..." typical jealous guys... sorry, typical Mexicans...
But I was just messing around...😁 ...just pretending I was waiting for you...😁
Boxer shorts down to the ankles... 😁 yeah, that might confuse some people... especially those who don't refer to their shirts as "underwear."😁 😁
Did you even hear they banned the Rupee? And you didn't even say anything to support him!😁
Michael Adams2 said:Honestly, I think I’m more of a headache for Ruprecht than he is for me.
I don't know... all I know is that every single time we cross paths on ICQ, he always makes sure to ask, "How's Shaaban doing?"😁 😁 😁
Michael Adams2 said:If you're just looking for a handout, don't expect anyone to pay you back..😁 😁
Let's be real here—it's not actually me getting under your skin, it's Ruprecht, isn't it?😁 😁
Inquisitor2002 said:Honestly, Phil and Keith James812 are the two biggest headaches on this entire board.😉
Thanks a lot, buddy... really, thanks a million. 😁
Phil Lynott said:Moraces really needs to take some marketing lessons. Seriously:
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...877900408.html
😁
"Basically, quit the bellyaching. You should be thanking your lucky stars if some little guy with a whole squad of kids even gives you a second glance. Most importantly, stop being such a crybaby. "
😁 😁 😁