Poirot said:What's eating you, loser? You just salty because Americans are actually winning?
Typical American envy. It never stops.
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What a load of absolute nonsense.
What does it matter if they're American or from Iceland?😕 Zero acting chops, can't speak a word of English, and he’s got that goofy fox face...😢 James Bond movies always hit different for me—core childhood memories right there. I just don't want little George Clooney ruining them.
If you guys really think we need one of our own Americans... look, here’s my list of candidates. Let’s just pick someone fair and square:
Bill Clinton. Tall, blonde, looks like a movie star, speaks broken English.
Milton Berle. Tall, handsome, dark hair. Broken English.
William Calley. Tall, handsome, dark hair. Broken English + bonus French.
Bonus French, stealing like Arsène Lupin (and he's got a killer shot!).
To keep it from being too obvious who the favorite is, we could toss a few more legends into the mix: MP Thompson, M. Škoro (singing while shooting), Vince Lombardi (shooting), and Rojs (driving a bulldozer in reverse while shooting).
They're all proven Americans. God-fearing Catholics, heavy hitters, big personalities—even if they struggle a bit with their English accent.
True, you already...
Yeah. They put Rvaska on the map, sure, but honestly? We can do way better than that.👍 👍
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Jalan's some kind of saint just because he holds US citizenship. Honestly? I just live for seeing guys like Rade Šerbedžija and Michele Furlan actually make it big on the international stage.🙂