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Clerks (Kevin Smith) (1994) in Movies ·
Clerks (Kevin Smith role)
Release Year – 1994
Screenplay – Kevin Smith
Cast – Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Brian O'Halloran

Before I even saw Clerks, I had watched K. Smith's Mallrats on VHS. That was actually what tipped me off to check out Clerks, which seemed to be playing exclusively at the local movie theater (or at least during its initial run)... I absolutely loved it, so I went right back for seconds the very next day. By day two, the movie theater was noticeably more packed than the day before; clearly, word-of-mouth had piqued the interest of people who otherwise might have just waited for it to hit the rental shelves.
Kevin Smith wasn't exactly some unknown nobody, especially to anyone following the film festival circuit. Smith picked up a special Jury Prize at Cannes during the same year that Quentin Tarantino started taking over the world with his own work. His Pulp Fiction cast such a massive shadow that it wasn't just Cannes, but the entire globe, talking about nothing but the ingenious former video store clerk from Los Angeles, Q. Tarantino.
One thing that’s genuinely intimidating is the fact that Smith shot Clerks for a measly $20,000 to $30,000, which completely guts those theories that you need millions of dollars to make a decent movie. What’s necessary is having an original idea and the talent to execute it. As the legend goes, Kevin Smith filmed Clerks with a group of friends while he spent his days working shifts at the actual convenience store where they were filming. He wrapped the whole thing in about a month and premiered it at the Sundance Film Festival in 1994, where it raked in the accolades. Most of the actors in the film had virtually zero experience, which gives it this incredible sense of authenticity. The characters don't speak in polished, scripted prose; they talk exactly like real people do... complete with an endless stream of profanity.
Clerks is set in a small town in New Jersey and follows Dante, a convenience store clerk, and his buddy Randall, who works at a video store. Dante dropped out of college and is pretty miserable with his current social standing; emotionally, he's spiraling while processing his feelings for his ex (who he just found out is getting married) and his current girlfriend (who he discovers has slept with three other guys, including him, and performed oral sex on 37 others, including himself, of course). Randall is brutally blunt, constantly pushing Dante to "face life head-on"—or as he puts it, "either get off the toilet or take a crap." Randall knows they are typical Gen Xers doomed to a certain version of the American Dream, but unlike Dante, he doesn't have any moral hang-ups regarding his customers. He mostly treats them like garbage, or at best, exactly what they deserve (which, most of the time, is being treated like garbage).
Then you have the two sidekicks who pop up in basically all of Smith's movies—Jay and Silent Bob, who hang out selling weed by leaning against the store wall. Kevin Smith plays Silent Bob himself. While Clerks is incredibly funny, it’s also much more than that. It speaks a plain, honest language and doesn't try too hard to please anyone. One small caveat if you want to enjoy this film: just leave your ego at the door. I mean the people who go watch a Tarantino film and then complain, "That was stupid, it's too much"... for an audience like that, I'd suggest sticking to light Hollywood teen comedies.
Keep an eye out for Randall's theory about how the roofers and plumbers were the ones actually building the Death Star in Star Wars... 😂
The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie in Close to Politics ·
Chloe Garcia98 said:So, what’s the prize for first place? How about second? And third...? 🥳

Look, let's be real, you don't even stand a chance.😎
The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie in Close to Politics ·
granitepuma3 said:Some expert from forensic psychiatry weighing in here! 👍 word on the street is that Ram is rolling with some guy who looks like a total dictator—I'm talking dead ringer, even sporting the creepy little mustache.

Just pure trash and greasy BBQ. 😎
The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie in Close to Politics ·
jadetinker85 said:😲 Good grief, 😲 I almost had a heart attack just looking at my own... well, my username. 😁

A fascist bridezilla? Honestly, shadowjackal88 could probably pull that look off better than me. 👍

Oh please, shadowjackal88, don't even go there... she’ll be more like some extremist fanatic draped in an Israeli flag... and look at that, she’s sitting pretty at the top with 4 votes... congrats. 👍
The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie in Close to Politics ·
granitepuma3 said:The women at the IMF—this supposedly softer, more graceful gender—are somehow totally embracing their traditional roles while simultaneously acting like absolute tough guys, aggressively pushing for far-right ideologies, questioning the rights of our founding leaders, demanding segregation in schools, and standing against abortion and human rights and basically everything that isn't strictly old-school conservative...

So, who are they, and which one actually deserves the title of "Supreme IMF Hardliner"?

...or better yet, which one is the biggest manipulator? 😁

Well, my vote goes to the untouchable legend known as jadetinker85 👍
Olivia Hernandez81 said:That sounds great on paper...
but honestly..
does anyone actually know what we're dealing with here??
I'm talking about infections, pain, all that good stuff.

Forget the infection talk—just go get it done already. 😁>
Traitor in our midst in Formula 1 ·
wearyraven41 said:Nissan probably expected me to stumble upon this thread the second I laid eyes on it! 😁
Well, you guys certainly caught me off guard 👍

😈 😈

You absolute menace... turns out you're just a closeted Formula 1 fanatic hiding out among the rally crowd 😠
2004 rally USA in Other Sports ·
wearyraven41 said:If things keep going like this, we might actually see more people watching WRC than Formula 1 by next year!👍

I'm stoked about how Ford is doing, but honestly, I think they just got lucky when Sébastien Loeb slammed into a rock and had to bail because of an oil leak...

Then again, Petter Solberg would probably still take the win in that new Impreza; he's currently trailing by 3 minutes and 15 seconds, yet he's facing a 5.5-minute penalty just because the Impreza was being temperamental and wouldn't start...

The competition is going to have a nightmare on their hands if that new Impreza is truly that fast...

WRC is such a killer sport, it just suffers from terrible media coverage. But man, if Subaru is genuinely this strong and Peugeot actually wakes up with the 307 4 h10'44, this season is going to be legendary...👍
2004 rally USA in Other Sports ·
A double win for Ford... this year is going to be an absolute blast to watch.
Chopper in Movies ·
Richard Kern22 said:Solid movie. Eric Ban is incredible; I guess Hollywood is finally giving him some love.

😕 So, what do you mean by "Hollywood is giving him some love"? 😕

- Black Hawk Down
- Hulk
Chopper in Movies ·
It’s such a shame this movie didn't have a bigger budget behind it... I mean, Chopper is basically like Batman or R. Hood... he spent his time taking out dealers, runners, and all that trash, then turned around and wrote a memoir about it to become one of the most famous authors in all of Australia... Eric Ban is fantastic (just look at his other stuff... Black Hawk Down... Hulk)...

👍
Once Upon a Time in America (Sergio Leone) in Movies ·
rapidstag74 said:It’s like you haven't even lived.

I watch Sergio Leone films at least once a year. Usually around Christmas. I mean, some people sit through "It's a Wonderful Life," but me? I'm going with "For a Few Dollars More."

The only one I missed was "A Fistful of Dollars" because CNN (in all its infinite wisdom) never actually aired it when they were running those other Leone marathons.

As for "Once Upon a Time in America," if it's in my video library, I’ll have to pull it out specifically to watch it in widescreen. If any movies lose their soul being cropped for TV, it's definitely these ones.

And yeah, Frank is hands down the most badass villain in Western history—maybe even overall. That opening scene where he kills that kid just because he heard his name... that is pure EVIL. Not like those "BWAHAHAHA" laughing types you see in Bond.

Since the movie came out in that fancy deluxe double DVD set, it’s basically a mandatory addition to any collection...

The way the H. Fund picked Frank for the role is exactly what separates the true geniuses (like Sergio) from everyone else... I totally agree that he might be the greatest villain ever put on screen (there are three documentaries about the film on one of the DVDs, keep an eye out for the short interview with Bond... what a phenomenal actor 🙏 )
Once Upon a Time in America (Sergio Leone) in Movies ·
Once Upon a Time in America

Released back in 1968
Written by – Dario Argento, Bernarda Bertolucci
Starring – Charles Bronson, Claudia Cardinale, Henry Fonda, Jason Robards

Even though it was shot 36 years ago and just got a recent double-DVD release, this remains one of the most captivating and unique films ever made. This epic Western directed by Sergio Leone is essentially a love letter to all the great Westerns out there—honestly, many consider it a monument to an entire genre that left its "golden age" far behind us.
Everything about this movie feels grand and irreplaceable... take that opening sequence at the train station; in just five minutes of waiting for a locomotive, you see more masterclass directing than in a dozen loud, obnoxious blockbusters combined. Whether it’s a fly landing on Jack Elam's face that he tries to blow away, water dripping onto a dark-skinned rider's hat, or the creak of a windmill on a water tower, these details make you actually feel how slow and majestic time passes...
The score is the legendary collaboration between Sergio Leone and Ennio Morricone. In this flick, you get just four compositions composed specifically for the four leads (Jill, Harmonica, Frank, and Cheyenne), and I doubt anyone alive hasn't heard them at least once. Throughout the film, the music follows the characters so closely that it turns this grand Western into a full-blown Wagnerian opera.
Charles Bronson (in what I’d call his career-defining role that basically made him an icon) is the ultimate mysterious stranger appearing out of nowhere. Along with Clint Eastwood, he defines that archetype of the gritty loner—the guy who doesn't say much, draws his gun faster than you can blink, stays ice-cold, and prefers riding solo. Then you have Claudia Cardinale, a stunning beauty with olive skin, gorgeous eyes, and curves that make even Hollywood's best implants look like cheap imitations. We also have Jason Robards, a true stage actor, who is phenomenal as the honorable outlaw, and of course, Henry Fonda, who until this point was known as the quintessential good guy, playing a vicious villain with some pretty twisted ideas on "how to kill someone as cruelly as possible."
Sergio is a master of sweeping landscapes, but he’s just as good at those intense close-ups. John Carpenter once remarked that the close-up of Bronson's eyes right before Charles kills Fonda is probably the greatest close-up of eyes in cinematic history.
The movie could have easily run for five hours, but they had to trim it down just so people would actually sit through it... which makes it the longest Western of all time (thankfully, also the best). When it first hit the USA, the critics and audiences weren't exactly showering it with praise, but it was embraced immediately in Europe—especially in France, where it played nonstop in a single theater in Paris for a staggering 48 months...
Beatles fan club in Movies ·
Here’s a little rundown on Uma 😍

Full name: Uma Thurman
Birthday: April 29, 1970
Filmography:
Paycheck (2003) .... Rachel
Kill Bill (2003) .... The Bride (a.k.a. Black Mamba)
Hysterical Blindness (2002) .... Debby Miller
Chelsea Walls (2001) .... Grace
Tape (2001) .... Amy Randall
The Golden Bowl (2000) .... Charlotte Stant
Vatel (2000) .... Anne de Montausier
Sweet and Lowdown (1999) .... Blanche Williams
The Avengers (1998) .... Emma Peel
Les Misérables (1998) .... Fantine
Gattaca (1997) .... Irena Cassini
Batman & Robin (1997) .... Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley
Still Not Fooling Anybody (1997) (archive footage) .... Mia
The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996) .... Noelle
Beautiful Girls (1996) .... Andera
Duke of Groove (1995) (TV) .... Maya
A May Month by the Lake (1995) .... Miss Beaumont
Pulp Fiction (1994) .... Mia Wallace
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993) .... Sissy Hankshaw
Mad Dog and Glory (1993) .... Glory
Jennifer Eight (1992) .... Helena Robertson
Final Analysis (1992) .... Diana Baylor
Robin Hood (1991/I) (TV) .... Maid Marian
Henry & June (1990) .... June Miller
Where the Heart Is (1990) .... Daphne
Dangerous Liaisons (1988) .... Cécile de Volanges
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) .... Venus/Rose
Kiss Daddy Goodnight (1988) .... Laura
Johnny Be Good (1988) .... Georgia Elkans

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Bryan Barrett said:I've gotta admit, I still haven't actually sat down to watch Forrest Gump. 😳

Well, you'll probably get a chance to catch it on ABC soon enough...
Henry Anderson47 said:Seriously, how on earth could Shakespeare be any better than Saving Private Ryan...??

I mean, Ryan gets absolutely wrecked within the first few seconds because of that blatant violence—you know, the whole bullet to the head thing—whereas on the other hand, they actually had a movie centered on romance back when men were still wearing tights.😎
Terrence Malick's "Che Guevara in Movies ·
Justin Patel said:It’s official—Terrence Malick is doing a movie about Che Guevara's final days, starring Benicio Del Toro as Che, with Javier Bardem joining the cast.
Funny enough, Malick was actually there when Che was killed; he was supposed to be writing for the New Yorker about Che's guerrilla fighters.
The budget is sitting at $40 million.
I have to admit, I'm pretty stoked for this one, mostly because Terrence Malick doesn't put out films very often.
He’s actually moving a bit fast here, since it hasn't even been twenty years since *The Thin Red Line*.
Unless, of course, he just decides to churn out two movies back-to-back.
I wouldn't be surprised if Benicio pulls in an Oscar nomination for this.

Malick + Del Toro 😲 if this turns out to be true, I’ll buy a whole crate of champagne for the group. 👍
Emily Torres2 said:Personally, I can't stand those movies that glorify war or try to justify it by wrapping it up in "human" stories—as if there’s anything remotely human about war. That's exactly why Apocalypse Now just doesn't do it for me.

Look, I have to disagree with you there... *ahem*... isn't Apocalypse Now actually a deeply anti-war film? It’s a masterpiece that captures the sheer absurdity and madness of war—showing the tragedy through both individual trauma and the way entire generations get completely screwed over, left "lost" because they can never truly find their way back to a normal life after seeing what they saw. 😢
Billy Crystal is back starting tonight! in Movies ·
Kevin Wood22 said:Was that when they finally held hands???😁

Oh, absolutely... Robin & Billy 😂 are an absolute classic; those two just have this effortless chemistry together. 👍
nimblemarlin17 said:Out of all of them, Braveheart is easily my favorite. Wasn't Saving Private Ryan supposed to win Best Picture at the Oscars???

It was nominated, sure, just like Elizabeth, The Thin Red Line, and Life Is Beautiful, but Shakespeare in Love actually took home the trophy.