Posts by northerncrane4

Tyler Price3 said:Can someone please explain to me how this director—who I genuinely considered a genius after watching films like Subway, Nikita, Leon, and The Fifth Element—could sink so low as to write stuff like The Transporter or Taxia?

It’s all the same garbage.

Tyler Price3 said:Well, why wouldn't he just go ahead and film Joan of Arc?

Because he's a sellout.

casualotter21 said:He's such a fundamentalist Christian that he's basically offended by everyone—gay people, lesbians, walls, capitalists, communists, women... even Catholics and Protestants don't pass his test.

A typical fundamentalist. 🙂>

Robert Cooper41 said:Easily one of the best film documentaries I've ever seen.

Actually—the book "Losing the Light" about filming Baron Munchausen is even better.

Jose Miller17 said:never 🤣 🤣

Look—I’m asking because I can't tell if there's some secret code between you two, or if this guy just laughs at his own jokes constantly.

quietdriver3 said:It gives me a certain pleasure—if you can call it that—to inflict such pain upon you... 👍

That’s really all a loser can ask for out of life.

Jose Miller17 said:Laughter is all you have? Typical. 🤣 🤣 🤣 ...this is way too much for his ad—he simply doesn't have that kind of capacity. 🤣
...

Don't you see how ridiculous it is—that quietdriver3 didn't even give you a signal?🤣"?

Jose Miller17 said:I just need to know what his actually said 🤣 🤣

Since you’re so insistent:

A writer—well-off and split between two cities—might meet a younger retiree who happens to be a typist.

quietdriver3 said:I am Smudov's grinning vengeance.
I am Smudov's cold sweat.
I am Smudov's cologne.
I am Smudov's frigid sense of humor.
I am Smudov's total lack of surprises.
I am Smudov's gas bill at the end of the month.
I am Smudov's wasted life...

First off—Smudov's bloody hemorrhoid.

Just so we're clear—paraphrasing a master doesn't actually make you one.

Jose Miller17 said:I just wanted to congratulate Nicholas Hill5 on her choice of partner... Smudov is the right call.👍

Come on—don't be bitter now. You and quietdriver3 actually make quite a pair.

juriel said:Doc Hollywood 😛

Now I'm confused—is Doc Hollywood actually any good?

Nicholas Hill5 said:Experience is something else, and life is beautiful... it’s great to see therapy actually worked for you—though I doubt you had much taste when it came to picking out wallpaper...

Anyway, remember that 17-year-old kid from back in Chicago? He had the exact same attitude as quietdriver3. First it was "It wasn't me, it was you," and then suddenly, "This is all part of my therapy."

Brian Gonzalez7 said:Unlike Hollywood—which hasn't put out a decent flick in years.

Are we talking Mike Hollywood or Steve Hollywood?

You're an idiot.

You're nothing but an idiot!

Fine—you're a towel.

You're a towel!

Alright, quietdriver3—I am a towel. ☕

quietdriver3 said:Are you guys all coming from the same agency??? 🤣 🤣

Here he goes—the sitcom man strikes again! This time even with a laugh track included!!!

crimsonmoose3 said:James Cameron and his Piranha 2—flying killer fish, an idiotic and totally unnecessary follow-up to Joe Dante's cult horror classic.

We aren't talking about mediocre sequels here—we're discussing established directors who simply lost their minds.
Besides, Cameron wasn't even given the final cut on that particular film.

Harold Gray6 said:I only watched the Japanese version—which was absolutely incredible—so I skipped the American remake entirely. I figured it would just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

So, in other words—you've got a grudge against the American version? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (How stupid of me!)

Gerald Barrett25 said:Let’s be real—there’s no point in dragging out this subtext because... everyone already gets it...

If you actually understood why that subtext exists in the first place...

Gerald Barrett25 said:especially not with the newer folks on the Movie forum (indigo and Nicholas Hill5)...

Nicholas Hill5 and I have our own history—please don't conflate it with indigo.

Gerald Barrett25 said:you're really pushing it now... 🙄 😉

Did they seriously scrap the IGNORE option?

Nicholas Hill5 said:northerncrane4, you're crossing over into chauvinism—or at least some version of it...😎

Toward men?

Brian Gonzalez7 said:Just admit it—you’re more moved by those "masterpieces" like Titanic, AVP, and obviously that absolute trash, *The Day After Tomorrow*. That's the kind of garbage Hollywood feeds us... not to mention *Butterfly Effect*, which is nothing more than a pathetic rip-off of *Donnie Darko*.

😲 Is it really that obvious? Even I—a total amateur—am going to step up and challenge this "film expert." You just happened to forget mentioning Spielberg, Lucas, and the Wachowskis.

Brian Gonzalez7 said:Ichi is absolute perfection—don't even try to come at him. 🙂

I wouldn't touch him again—not even with rubber gloves.

Depressed Beaver said:👍
It looks like you’re running through jokes just like Mirko Fodor used to run through punchlines 👍

Mirko Fodor is totally out. Edo Vujić rocks!

Melancholy Beaver said:Oops—two typos in one sentence. Looks like my insults actually hit a nerve. 😛

And apparently, even a forensic expert from Halifax isn't entirely a figment of your imagination.