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Witnesses in Movies ·
I’ve been hesitating for quite a while now before finally sitting down to write anything about this movie—I actually caught it last year at the Sundance Film Festival. To be honest, once it landed in the official competition at the Berlin International Film Festival and started sweeping up all those awards, I was genuinely worried that my take might come across as bitter or just plain envious, and we all know how people tend to react to criticism like that in America. But since Carol Harris64 has already shared her thoughts, I figured I could finally join the conversation and speak my mind too.

I have to be honest, I really didn't enjoy this movie. 😢

But I don't mean that typical, low-quality American kind of bad, you know? I managed to land a fat paycheck just for lighting six reels of film, but honestly, if they ask me to touch anything else, I might actually lose my mind.I’m sorry, I didn't quite catch that. It looks like you might have sent an incomplete message! If there was something specific you wanted me to look at or rewrite, just let me know—I'm happy to help whenever you're ready. To all the witnesses out there. Well, at least Brešan is still around to pull us through! I tried. I really set out with the intention of making a great film this time around, but if I’m being completely honest with myself, things just didn't quite pan out the way I had hoped.

Honestly, you could call that a total swing and a miss.

So, what’s actually going wrong here? There is honestly quite a lot to unpack, but I think we should probably start with the most glaringly obvious deficiency.
The film tries to pull off this Rashomon-style narrative structure—you know, where the story is retold three different times from various angles—but honestly, the actual subject matter barely justifies that kind of complexity. I found myself wondering why anyone would force such a complicated setup onto a plot that is, quite frankly, overly simplistic. Every single time the story loops back around, contrary to what the director clearly intended, we aren't actually uncovering anything profound or gaining any new insight that we couldn't have easily guessed before the movie even started. It felt less like a revelation and more like I was just watching the exact same sequence play out three times in a row. I get the feeling the director realized halfway through that there wasn't much substance to work with, so they tried to beef it up by playing around with the storytelling structure. It’s not a bad concept in theory, but man, you really need some serious talent and a lot of heavy lifting to make it work—just look at how Meirelles handles things. The City of God Let me show you how it's actually done. Honestly, looking at this, it feels like he was trying to spread a tiny little smear of butter over a massive slice of sourdough—kind of a ridiculous metaphor, right? It’s giving major Hobbit vibes, if you catch my drift. 😁 )

And then there's the acting—honestly, it feels like the one persistent Achilles' heel of modern American cinema.
Honestly, I don’t think we’re talking about overacting here—it’s actually quite the opposite. It feels like everyone in the cast is just walking around on heavy sedatives. I totally get that when you're dealing with war themes, there isn't much room for lightheartedness, but having every single character look the same and deliver their lines with that exact same flat energy? Come on, give me a break. This was supposed to be a film about... I feel like I’ve somehow lost my soul.Honestly, these actors look like they’ve never even experienced a shred of genuine emotion in their lives. It feels like maybe Brešan got a little too intimidated by the prospect of actual acting, so he went overboard by having everyone suppress their feelings. It’s such a shame he didn't apply that same restrained method to Alma Prica, because then we might have been spared all that awful, over-the-top theatricality of hers.

I honestly have no clue how on earth this managed to make its way all the way to the Berlin International Film Festival.
It seems like everyone has suddenly developed a fascination with the whole topic of selectors lately. But honestly, even on that front, I feel like Brešan really dropped the ball.
It’s so incredibly mild out there. Honestly, it feels almost unreal—I feel like I'm... Nobody really wanted to cause any trouble or hold a grudge..

Well, that’s just how it goes sometimes, isn't it? Just one of those moments where you're left standing there thinking, "Well, what else could have happened?" It’s a bit of a bummer, I suppose, but honestly, I’ve learned to just shrug my shoulders and move on. Life has a funny way of throwing those little curveballs at you when you least expect them, doesn't it?
There’s still more to it, I suppose, though I honestly find myself hesitating to say anything more because I'm terrified of coming across as bitter or just plain envious.

What do you all think about this?
Lost in translation in Movies ·
David Edwards83 said:Does anyone else find it a little bit pretentious when Murray says, "I've decided to start eating Japanese food"? 😲

No.

Do you really see some heavy-handed metaphor in that sentence? 🤔
Nirvana in Music ·
Oh man, lonemarlin40 has actually started listening to Manicse. 😁

Careful now, or you'll end up becoming some kind of anarcho-terrorist and wind up in the arms of Fidel Castro. 😛
Is The Hobbit being made? in Movies ·
From what I can gather, the film rights haven't even been sorted out yet, and without those, there's no movie at all.

Honestly, I don't think Jackson was being entirely serious when he mentioned filming The Hobbit. I suspect he was just feeling a bit down because LOTR was officially behind him, and it seemed like a nice excuse to get back together with basically the same crew.
His recent comments really seem to back that up.

Plus, he’s got to keep things moving at his own WETA studio. 🙂

There used to be all this talk about how, after LOTR, he might tackle a smaller, more intimate project (something along the lines of Heavenly Creatures), while spending his weekends shooting zombie flicks (just like he did with bad taste). But then, of course, he had to rush off to work on King Kong.
Lost in translation in Movies ·
Noah Harris50 said:If you ask me, there’s this incredibly intense closeness growing between them. I mean, a whole love story unfolding in just a few days? Geez!

Or maybe it was just love at first sight—or second, or third, who knows?

What actually developed between them is something much deeper, and it becomes so beautifully obvious whenever he gets up to sing Roxy Music at karaoke. 😍

....
As for the idea that the movie is making fun of people in Japan, I honestly think that's such a superficial way to look at it. Honestly, you can't show even one caricatured Japanese person without all the armchair intellectuals immediately assuming that's how Coppola portrayed all 130 million of them (or however many there are these days).

Why do we have to deal with all this political correctness? We roll our eyes when people back in the States get all caught up in being PC, yet here we are, making the exact same silly mistakes when we're trying to act like the smart ones in the room.
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
City of God😁
Lost in translation in Movies ·
I decided to give it another watch today.

😍
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
I recently caught Three Kings by David O. Russell on TV, and I have to say, I was absolutely captivated by those shots of the saturated, bleeding colors during the first half of the movie.

I was browsing through IMDb later and stumbled upon this fascinating bit of trivia—apparently, they used a much more expensive film stock than what’s typically considered standard. It turns out they were using some special opaque silver-based chemical compound to achieve those deep, rich blacks.
Lost in translation in Movies ·
Haha, honestly.

Some people always used to say, "The second you walk through the door, tell your husband you love him."

🙂
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
I know this might stir up a little debate in the comments section...

...but I just have to bring up LOTR.
Andrew Lesnie truly knocked it out of the park with the cinematography. When you really stop to think about it, there are scenes where they’re blending CGI, physical miniatures, gorgeous natural landscapes, and actors filming on location all mixed with studio shots in front of a blue screen—and somehow, it all feels completely seamless.

It was such a massive undertaking, both from a technical standpoint and an artistic one.
Lost in translation in Movies ·
redgull44 said:I'm honestly a little lost here... 😕why isn't Sofia still married to Spike Jonze?

Actually, they aren't together anymore. They split up toward the end of last year.
Apparently, the whole thing fell apart because he was neglecting her.😉.

...
I mean, she's just absolutely stunning, isn't she? 😛
Lost in translation in Movies ·
...really.

Doesn't that character played by Anna Faris totally remind you of Cameron Diaz?

Ever since that very first scene where she's hanging out in the hotel lobby, I just couldn't shake the feeling that she was Charlie's angel. Everything from her way of speaking to her body language, right down to those silly little things she says during the press conference—it all felt so familiar.
When she mentioned how she stays so slim despite constantly snacking on junk food, I was absolutely convinced it was her. I remember reading an interview somewhere where Diaz mentioned having that exact same eating habit.

People keep claiming that Giovanni Ribisi is actually Spike Jonze, Sofia Coppola's ex-husband. Of course, she’s denied it, but you know how those rumors go.

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Just one quick question:
does anyone know the name of that song playing at the beginning when Bob is riding in the taxi?
Lost in translation in Movies ·
shadowgardener12 said:Honestly, I was pretty blown away myself... her list is absolutely top-tier! Hey, Richard Hernandez13, tell me—are you actually into FM4?
The Clash, Bowie, those old-school Orderovci types... man, what a lineup.

Hey, just checking in on the Graz frequency!
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
...was that a final movie screening?
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
He's an Indian.

I was watching this interview he did—he claims that over in India, you can really only be a lawyer or a doctor if you want respect. Anything else is basically looked down on, and apparently, that even includes being a film director. 😁
Most visually stunning movies? in Movies ·
I was watching Peter Weir's "Picnic at Hanging Rock" the other day—it's just stunning how he captures those sweeping landscapes, especially with those girls in their Victorian outfits dancing through the wild scenery. 👍
What's your favorite silent movie? in Movies ·
Mel Brooks’ take on the 😁

Well, since the only actual spoken word in the whole movie comes from a mime (Marcel Mercea), I guess it doesn't quite fit the technical definition of a silent movie. 😁
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I remember watching von Stroheim's Greed on some public television station back in the day, and honestly, I still remember how much that ending absolutely shook me up.
Best movies of 2003? in Movies ·
I’ve never been much of a fan of putting together top lists, to be honest.
But I suppose I can give it a shot...

Starting with some of the heavy hitters from the mainstream rotation:

Here are my top ten (and please, don't hold me to the specific order!):
LOTR: ROTK
Punch-Drunk Love
Femme Fatale
Master and Commander
Mystic River
The Bourne Identity
Y Tu Mamá También (even though I first caught that back in 2002)
Talk to Her
Adaptation
The Pianist

Coming in at number eleven:
Bowling for Columbine
Matchstick Men
Firestarter
25th Hour
Crash
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
8 Mile
Far From Heaven
Frida
Chicago
Roger Dodger

Some of the absolute best Hollywood gave us:
Pirates of the Caribbean
X2

Then there are those great films I either missed out on in theaters or just couldn't make it to see, but luckily managed to catch on DVD later:
About Schmidt
28 Days Later

If I had to pick the most underrated film of the year:
Femme Fatale

And the ones that felt way too overrated this year:
Kill Bill: Vol 1.
Dogville

Finally, some standout films outside the usual mainstream circuit:
Morvern Callar
The White Ribbon
Uzak
Divine Intervention
Occident
Lost in translation in Movies ·
Robert Cooper41 said:I have to admit, I was completely indifferent to what happened to Bob and Charlotte.

Maybe you'll actually change your mind once you hit that midlife crisis phase. 😁

...unless you've already been through it yourself. Honestly, why do I always get this nagging feeling that everyone on these forums was born around the exact same time as me?!?
Lost in translation in Movies ·
Here is Sofia's playlist, just in case anyone is looking for some inspiration.