Good grief, stop dragging my name through the mud. I'm a decent person—really, I've got nothing to hide.
Honey, we're talking about an actual banana here, not some metaphor. 🙂 So, basically, you take a piece of banana (naughty, I know 🙄) and just sort of wrap your teeth around it, then pull—either moving your teeth up or pulling the fruit down. That’s how you peel off one layer. Then you just keep doing that until that bit is gone, and move on to the next.
Just a heads-up: please don't try this with a metaphorical banana! 😁
5. cookies you just dismantle them with a spoon—eat all the biscuit first, then tackle the cream or frosting later.
4. bananas you don't really bite them—more like you just sort of hug a piece with your teeth and nibble away until it's gone.
3. fruit yogurt dip the spoon in, then use your bottom lip to catch the yogurt from the underside of the spoon, followed by the top side with your upper lip.
2. soup with croutons (any kind) first you drink all the broth—carefully, though, so you don't accidentally scoop up any of the little shapes or letters. then you eat the croutons alone. same thing with dumplings, I guess. because of this, I take twice as long to finish my soup as everyone else at the table.🙂
1. sandwiches you always eat them in a circle, working from the outside in. that way you get through the bread-heavy parts first and end up with the center last—I do the same thing with tortillas, too.🙂
Deathless said:I guess they just want to take it from me—it's all just a bit much, honestly. Maybe I could just write to you instead—if that’s okay. I'd take a beer over standing around—if that's even an option.
Lili knows what she's doing—that song is probably the most irritating thing ever written, I guess. 🙂 🤮
hollowseal33 said:She spent her whole life tied to me—and honestly, when you're gone, it’s just this constant, nagging ache. I guess that's just how it goes. 🤔
I remember hearing someone say, "she's like my pension"—but honestly, I think they meant "she's my home and my family." Man, just thinking about that romantika with the legendary Kanita beba. 🤣
Who was it that said Burnaćev's stuff is irritating—honestly, I'm about ready to lose it. 🙂
Look, he told us he actually watched Pangea break apart back in the day, so... I guess he might have already lived through a few eras by the time he was hanging out with your dad 🙂
I didn't really have a counselor back then—just some woman we had, though I can't quite recall who she was.
I wouldn't go calling Ray a mouse, but since you used to play basketball, I totally get why you’d say that. 🙂
It also just occurred to me that the hall monitors actually had to pass physics if he left any chalk on the board during his class... hahaha, oh man, one time he subbed for us for an hour, but he was teaching another class at the same time, so he kept popping into our room to yell at us—and apparently, we weren't even allowed to chew gum during his period. 😂
