Posts by briskbison55

well, she isn't actually vegan

Cheering for this club? Honestly, I don't think being a talented fan was ever the priority. It’s always been more about whose dad shows up with a better cut of pork or a thicker envelope...

Joseph Clark37 said:😁
Look, I'm probably not one of those hardcore Ultras, but I am definitely a Kansas City Chiefs fan, 🥳

Well, alright then... I guess it's just some kind of masochistic phase or something. It'll pass. Hopefully.

Man, forget about it... just take a sip, Terry Wilson5, and stop overthinking things. I mean, honestly, I totally messed up the whole situation too, and all I had was some wine, a beer, and maybe a little gin.

Terry Wilson5 said:Harvey, you wouldn't have even had the guts to say that to my face. Once you saw a massive guy like that walking out of a bar, you probably just turned around, looked at your kids, and muttered something about how you forgot all your files—probably covered in coffee stains, which sounds like my exact situation, honestly.
Look, we aren't pushovers where I'm from. They’d probably just buy you a drink and then toss you right back to some tiny rural town where you could go back to lecturing people in Washington, D.C.
That wasn't fair, Harvey.

Yeah, sure, try peeking out the door next time I walk by. You don't have to hide. I mean, I've always been pretty tolerant toward those little guys who act like they're bigger than they actually are, or even those who just feel that way, I guess.

Terry Wilson5 said:Just some nosy IRS agent and a girl with way too much free time
I might actually read this just to lift my mood, I guess.

Look, you total disaster who couldn't understand even the most basic dialect on Earth... just admit it, the only thing that could possibly cheer you up is a heavy dose of Midwestern oak timber while you're getting tossed around at a local rodeo.

boldstag said:Yeah, I mean... trying to hit a mosquito mid-air? 😁
That's basically impossible, right?

2/10

meh, it just doesn't hit that level, I guess...

Man, I honestly can't deal with all those anti-vaxxers who actually think stuff like astrology is going to save them. It’s just... I don't know, it's wild. Anyway, if anyone out there happens to be well-endowed, feel free to slide into my DMs, I'm definitely looking for some company.

Micropenis syndrome... I mean, honestly, that’s basically just what every guy was dealing with back in middle school while we were all just messing around in class

I think my boss seriously needs some spiritual guidance, you know? I mean, he's basically this half-awake, semi-conscious guy who’s supposed to be vetting candidates, but he's just... out of it. I should probably just send him a message right now with a solid recommendation instead.

Susan Kim91 said:Look, you clearly can't 🤣 I mean, honestly, it was just stuck in my head—like, hey, Wiki, maybe stop fighting for a second? You’ve got more estrogen in your birth chart than a pregnant woman carrying twins where both she and the babies have every single planet in Fish ☕

So, wait... are those twins gay or just super metro?

Whatever, zijev. Fine, I guess I'll just pretend I actually see what you're typing here.

Maybe take it easy, Ruby Rose, because honestly, the way you're jumping all over the place just isn't really my vibe. I guess I've always been more drawn to women who aren't so bitter, you know? I've heard that maybe if you just go handle things yourself, you might feel a bit better.

I honestly have no clue what's actually going on in here

hey, stop being so boring for a second, just take a breath and maybe go talk to your pillow

My ultimate list of sites to avoid at all costs:
1-5: Reddit

You guys are honestly just being difficult, and I don't mean that as a compliment. I've said this before.

So, did they make a movie about me playing myself? No? Then nobody else is doing it either.

People who don't drink... just total weirdos, I guess.

*fleshed it out