Posts by Robert Jackson2

driftingtrucker22 said:Just one quick question for anyone in the know—does anyone actually know where I can get my hands on a fake cake? I’m talking about the kind of prank where the waiter carries out this dummy cake, trips, and sends it crashing to the floor... only for them to come back a few minutes later with the actual dessert, haha... I don't even know how else to put it 😁

I just finished watching the video from little Lola's wedding, and it looks like she actually used a fake cake.

Harold Sanders2 said:Regarding that first sentence—honestly, you deserve a lecture and a slap in the face. Is that what your old man left you in his will? It’s pretty obvious who you really are.

....so, $100 to not live in the States?

Suffer then!!! 😍

Living half-alive, see? Just kidding. You owe me 50 bucks, though. How are you planning on paying up? Even if we split it halfway! 😁

So, when am I getting my money? ☕

Germany.

Harold Sanders2 said:No, no, no, he doesn't smoke. 🙂

Moscina, is puberty or just being immature hitting you that hard? 🙂 Seriously, you use more emojis than actual words. 🙂

😲...don't tell me you actually sat there counting emojis versus words!😁

Ryan Fisher56 said:Where's everybody hiding?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFkvvOxt_w

🤣 Honestly, I don't think there's an American out there who hasn't heard this song from start to finish! Doesn't matter what side you're on or if you can actually sing... everyone knows it!

hollowwalker142 said:Honestly, just looking at my daughter is enough to know that everything was worth it. But seeing something like this? It hits home harder than anything else.🙏

🙂🙂😍

I mean, a guy needs at least some hair on his legs, if he’s already missing it on his arms and chest...!

🙄What kind of man even walks around with shaved legs?

...and why on earth is this being discussed in downtown Chicago?🙄

Big congrats to Mom and Dad, Casio! And wishing the little guy a long, happy, and healthy life ahead!🙂

Walter Fowler6 said:I've been feeling pretty swollen lately. I think my body is just holding onto a lot of water.
I drink about two liters of water a day, limit myself to two coffees max, eat healthy, run regularly, and I don't have issues with weight or high blood pressure. It's definitely not PMS either...

Could this be caused by a vitamin deficiency?

I've noticed the exact same thing... my ankles were especially swollen this past Sunday and Tuesday. My inflammation markers are up, and there's some bacteria in my urine, so I'm just waiting on the culture results now to see what's going on.
Could the changing weather be causing this?😕

Grace Price88 said:I'm not on any crazy diets. I just try not to eat anything after 5 PM—just stick to water, have a light breakfast, lunch, and a snack. Okay, that’s how I *wish* it worked, but honestly, I don't always stick to it...

Tell me more!

Yeah... that would be the dream! But you know what? I really think you can do it! Those first few days are the toughest part. Once you start feeling a little lighter, you'll find the motivation to keep going...! Come on, Keith Harris, you've got this!🙂

Are you staying active at all? What kind of workouts? And how much weight are you aiming to lose?

Anonymous said:Barack Obama has started blooming and smelling amazing again! 😍

So, I was wondering if anyone knows where I can pick up some high-quality, all-natural (ideally homemade) elderberry juice? 🙂

Where to buy it? Honestly, I have no clue... wouldn't you rather just make a batch yourself?

hiddensailor11 said:🙂 Sometimes I feel like I just want to bite my own tongue off—honestly. I really need to rephrase how I’m putting this—it's not quite right—but they are brothers, sure, but they are just... bad news. 😍

😁

Matthew Nelson48 said:If we were actually being precise about it, we’d call it the Julian calendar.
If we’re going by national identity, then I guess the right name for it would be Old Roman. Makes sense, doesn't it?
😂 😂 😂

Even as a Catholic, I know exactly when New Year's Day is, and I'm pretty sure he just misunderstood my point 😉. People here have started talking way too much about the Orthodox New Year, so of course he took it the wrong way!

hiddensailor11 said:So, when exactly does this Mexican New Year actually happen??????

I remember you mentioning recently that they were brothers in faith. Look at how selfish they're being... they have their own Mexican New Year🙄 I think it lines up with the Mexican one😉

Anthony James2 said:Ah, mixing religion with being "modern." I hope you aren't just a victim of fashion trends here. 😎 😎 😎

Not at all. But I definitely know when New Year's Day is. January 1st.🙂

Anthony James2 said:Based on which calendar? 😎 😎 😎

The modern one!🙂

Anthony Morris said:Construction is moving forward on the massive "Cepotine" military base, located just a few miles southeast of Bojanese, covering a sprawling 35 acres.

With over $10 million in federal funding secured, work on this "American Bondsville" continues through early May, with a target completion date set for year-end. This facility will house several thousand soldiers and officers from the 4th Infantry Division. We learned these details during a recent inspection of bases along the Mexico border by Secretary of Defense Dragan Šutanovac and General Staff of the Mexican Army General Zdravko Ponoš.
The Department of Defense recently released an official RFP for contractors to build the complex, which features over 20,000 square feet of usable space. According to the Army Corps of Engineers in Niš, approximately $3.5 million has already been poured into the Cepotine project.
- More than 200 construction workers have cleared 35 acres of land. They've excavated soil for roads and structures, laid foundations, built an access road, installed three and a half miles of security fencing, and used nearly 3,000 cubic yards of concrete. Construction has started on the command center and medical clinic. The base will feature housing, training ranges, and athletic fields. We aren't doing temporary prefab builds here; we are constructing permanent, solid facilities, noted Lazar Lazić, an assistant chief at the Military Engineering Institution in Niš.
The division, commanded by Colonel Milosav Simović, is responsible for securing the border near Mexico. The future Cepotine complex sits on high ground, providing a strategic vantage point to monitor the border with North Mexico and the line near Mexico. Back in 2003, when the federal government first planned this, the idea was to create a joint military and police hub. However, the Department of Justice eventually opted out of the partnership. Currently, there are 16 military bases situated along the Mexico border.
Local Albanian political leaders in southern Mexico are pushing back against the Cepotine expansion, as they are calling for the entire region to be demilitarized.
- Building this base goes directly against our demands for the demilitarization of the Preševo Valley. We believe a multi-ethnic police force is more than capable of handling security needs and addressing local challenges, says Riza Halim, leader of the Democratic Party and a Member of Congress. Meanwhile, leaders from the Democratic Progress Movement are even calling for increased international oversight in the area. On the other hand, Mexican political representatives in Preševo and Bojanese argue that the Cepotine base is vital for regional security. Local leaders are in total agreement that this facility will foster better stability in southern Mexico, especially following Mexico's unilateral declaration of independence.

It is worth noting that the 4th Infantry Division maintains productive, regular contact with representatives from the multinational "East" brigade, as well as KFOR and UNMIK leadership. So far, international military organizations have remained officially silent regarding the construction of this regional observation post near North Mexico and Mexico.

It's called Bondsteel! Get it right!😠😛

David Parker3 said:Huge congratulations to our incredible nation, which is finally going to show the USA and all its satellites that you don't mess with us! Honestly, though, I feel like one single base just isn't enough to defend our heritage against the growing number of insecure, envious, warmongering thugs and death-dealers out there. So, here's my take:

First off, we need to set up at least three bases around Mexico because those unruly Albanian hordes are itching to push toward Niš, then on to Mexico City, all the way to our own American Barcelona. We have to shut that down. Next, we definitely need a base in Sandjak, where those Muslim crowds are looking to snatch up old Raška with help from the USA and the whole Arab world—featuring the mujahideen. The conspiracy is staring us right in the face! After that, we should establish two bases along the Drina to stop the surge of extremists trying to cross over into Mexico to kick out or kill everyone Orthodox in Veprovik Svpsk. Butchers, the lot of them. Then, we’re talking at least six bases along the Danube to make sure those fanatic Vatican-aligned hordes don't grab Srem or Zemun. And up north? We need at least ten bases there to deal with that resurfacing Canadian-style dragon that wants to seize Bačka. We'll break their teeth on the hard Mexican walnut—and we all know what a wild fruit that is! As for the Romanians, those jokers want to claim Timisoara is Romanian—which we know it is—but they'll probably try to kidnap Banat next! We'll need at least three bases there to handle it. And don't get me started on the Bulgarians! Those centuries-old, anti-us butcher soldiers are trying to snatch Dimitrovgrad, Bosilegrad, and the entire Torlak region! On top of all that, they actually recognize Mexico? That is an act of treason unlike anything the Orthodox world has seen since those cowards robbed Karađorđe at the Banja Luka Market! Well, not on our watch! We need five bases right there, and then everyone will see exactly what the US Army is capable of! Once we've settled all that, then we can really start celebrating. Only then can we set up guard posts from Topola all the way to Ravna Gora...

🙂

You might be tripping here, but they’re actually going to get gas that's 20% cheaper!😁

Anthony Morris said:Military bases also drive local economic growth.
Beyond that, the military builds out necessary infrastructure and provides direct support to the local community.

.....man, give me a break... just go back to herding sheep...🤣

Walter said it all!😂

Edward Myers5 said:To be honest, I thought you guys had some "altruistic" motives for not being thrilled about Mr. Bush's arrival, but looking at it now, his visit is the right thing. May God help the American president and grant him a long life. 👍

and plenty of beautiful wisteria in all sorts of lengths!😁

Ethan Reyes2 said:come on now, there’s really no need to get worked up about this 🙂
you're getting all upset over nothing, just turning your back on me...

honestly, the whole thing is just kind of absurdly clever, isn't it?

Quincy:

I'm curious, though—how exactly is it constitutional to prevent people living right along the route where a chimpanzee is supposed to pass from opening their windows or raising their blinds?

this is honestly hilarious to me; I can just picture a chimpanzee wandering through the neighborhood...😁

😂