Posts by Walter Baker2

silverwolf88 said:If they’re so bothered by seeing junk, then logically—since vision isn't exactly peak performance in the dark compared to the daytime—they should just stick to hanging out with guys at night.

Or what, you think wearing baggy cargo pants makes it easier to be around them because they can't see anything?

But then again, if you actually hook up with someone and strip down during the day, she’s going to have a much clearer view than if you did it at night. So, following that flawed logic, it would actually be easier for a guy to get lucky at night, provided the lights are off and her visibility is compromised.

Personally, I keep the lights on when I'm having sex, so there's no darkness in my house. Honestly, forget it—women aren't exactly known for being logical.

silverwolf88 said:So, does this mean women are more likely to be with men at night rather than during the day?

It’s the scent that pulls them in, day or night. Looks don't amount to a lick of difference here.

Well, both the mother-in-law and the mother of my husband are nowhere to be found, so there’s nothing positive to report there. Grace Anderson3, did your mother-in-law give you any advice regarding her situation with Hans and all that nonsense?

Nicole Myers said:Honestly, there’s just something sweet about seeing a grandmother holding her grandbaby; you can practically feel the pure joy radiating off them. 🙂

It’s all well and good until reality sets in, if you ask me.

My youngest son’s very first word was actually "Dad"—I even have a recording of it.

hiddenmarlin14 said:I’d suggest Grace Anderson3 just ignore all these suggestions 🤣

Look, my suggestion is actually solid—seriously. This store-bought milk isn't nearly good enough for the Baby.

Grace Anderson3, I’d suggest looking into finding a wet nurse if you aren't producing enough milk. Personally, I’ve been a surrogate for two moms, and let me tell you, I have a real appreciation for the female anatomy right now.

How exactly do you think Hans can manage without being able to rely on his own family?

Seriously, once that Baby starts walking, they’re going to be stripping off clothes like it's a summer heatwave in Phoenix , though I'm pretty sure Grace Anderson3 was shedding layers just as fast trying to keep up with him

I once knew this little guy who was just two years old, and he’d spend his whole day screaming "Mama!" at the top of his lungs

I once knew a woman whose kid was such a little glutton he practically sucked her dry; honestly, even the kid and I couldn't see eye to eye on that one.

I’m honestly starting to worry about Grace Anderson3 if Baby is going to be that much of a glutton; she might end up completely dried up

Obelix doesn't even need a magic potion.

Grace Anderson3 said:Once they're older and onto solid foods, they’ll basically be vacuuming up everything in our fridge.

I would certainly eat more if I actually had the time...

Well, try to grab a few bites here and there. What on earth are you doing that's keeping you so busy?

Grace Anderson3 said:Look, I get it, trust me... ☕

Yesterday she absolutely drained me; it was the first time I felt completely wiped out.

Once she hits a growth spurt, you’re going to need to up your intake of dairy—you've got to keep those supplies up if the baby is going to nurse for at least two years.

They aren't much for looking, but they certainly have a nose for it.

Grace Anderson3 said:Everyone is obsessing over dogs, meanwhile I’m sitting here wondering if I should just get a cow... or maybe a goat. 🥱

Well, you're going to have to step up and handle that part yourself if you want the baby to stay strong and healthy; nothing beats mother's milk for nutrition.

hiddenmarlin14 said:no, first we have to deal with Pesek 🙂

Pesek is covered in hair, meanwhile the Baby just tries to shove everything in their mouth

I don't know, maybe it would be better if Grace Anderson3 just had another Baby so the Baby could have a little companion—you know, like a brother or even better, a sister.

Personally, I think a kitten would be just fine. Cats aren't exactly known for being "clingy" pets, but then again, I see this little kitten carrying Baby all over the apartment They have this weird instinct to grab things by the scruff and haul them along; it reminds me of my dog, who actually picks up cats and carries them toward the street just to make sure they don't get run over by a car.