stormygardener93 said:Walter Baker2, why are you just sitting there? Find yourself a young lady and we can all tag along to follow the adventures of this forum's patriarch.🍿 Even Josue would be a decent addition to the entourage.😁 🙂I honestly think it would make for a fantastic reality show.😍
Look, I’ve already raised three Babies into adulthood; what more do you want from me? Are you trying to work me into an early grave like in the old days?
Since you apparently have an answer for everything, it would be only fair if you had a Baby of your own, hiddenmarlin14, so we could actually follow along with the pregnancy and all that other nonsense. I’m not forcing you or anything—I’m just saying it feels like a wasted opportunity given how much you claim to know.
So, Grace Anderson3 claims she does nothing but eat—honestly, she’s practically developed a double chin at this point—yet somehow they still don't get any sleep.
She played you, plain and simple. I mean, who hangs out with someone if they aren't looking for intimacy? If I were in your shoes, I’d have called it quits by the fifth date.
Grace Anderson3 said:So, what’s the deal with that business venture you mentioned starting up over in Germany? 🙂Are you planning to swing by our way once that's running so you can babysit the Baby? 🙂
What business? A brothel? It wouldn't be exactly prudent for me to be watching the Baby while running an operation like that. Plus, there's the whole mafia issue—who knows how deep those guys go in that industry. Look, I could handle the ladies side of things just fine, but the organized crime element and the sheer lunacy of certain clients? That's where I draw the line.
In my professional opinion, you’re much better off getting the baby a house with a backyard where they can actually dig around in the dirt and sand; it's the only way they'll build up any real immunity. These kids growing up in high-rise apartments are constantly catching something.
The Baby shouldn't be sent to daycare this early; it could lead to separation anxiety. Honestly, I get it—I have my own baggage from when my mom left me alone in a hospital for an entire week.
It’ll happen in the blink of an eye. I can already picture Hans when the Baby starts crawling around everywhere. Grace Anderson3, are you guys living in a ranch-style house?
Honestly, I would have just launched them straight into the air and caught them mid-flight. I used to play basketball back in the day, so there was absolutely no way I was going to fumbled the ball—or in this case, the Baby.
