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Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Michelle Bennett14 said:So, Grace Anderson3, you’re reading this guy like, "Look, just like Wiki, I'm experienced and reliable... I can watch the Baby. I might even help out around the house." ☕

Hans, don't listen to these internet trolls 🧐

Honestly, you could probably swing by Grace Anderson3's place for a couple of hours to babysit. You clearly have that maternal instinct and a secret craving for a Baby of your own. 🍿 Just know I'm here if you need anything. 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
You can pretty much take the Wiki to the bank; the guy’s got years of experience under his belt when it comes to childcare and typing, whereas Hans is just a total klutz who hasn't a clue what he's doing.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
It looks like we've entered some new eras—feminized ones, most likely.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
We're just pulling your leg, Grace Anderson3
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Alright, let me give you a direct quote from them: "Any idiot can have a baby." ☕

What kind of "hero" is he even talking about? If his own people heard him, they’d disown him on the spot. In my neck of the woods, every single one of these types has at least five clones running around. Honestly, hiddenmarlin14 is acting pretty suspicious here; something just doesn't sit right with me.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Mitchell87 said:Go ahead, and maybe treat yourself to a massage while you're at it. 😁

The sooner Hans figures things out, the better. 🙂

Look, Hans isn't his own mother.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I couldn't agree more. When it comes to a baby boy's psychological and physical development, he essentially needs his mother by his side 24/7. It's a different ballgame for baby girls; they seem to have this built-in resilience that carries them through until they're at least 15.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Anderson3, what on earth are you doing to Hans? How can he be so incredibly clumsy with the baby? Don't let Joshua hear about this, or he'll book the first flight out of here to New York City.
Relationship issues: Need some advice in Off-topic ·
Kate Fox58 said:Any woman with half a brain knows you have to stay on high alert when dealing with a serial flirt. ☕

Don't give me that nonsense; every decent woman deserves to be bedded.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Soon enough, Grace Anderson3 and Hans will be racing each other to see who can reach the baby first, and in just a few months, you'll be hearing all about
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
It’s vital that Hans gets some shut-eye; I know exactly how he feels.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
stormygardener93 said:Another Baby is awake, and her parents are sitting there counting the hours every single night, but let me tell you—it all passes in the blink of an eye. 🙂

What on earth are you doing awake at 4:00 AM? Did you secretly adopt a Baby without telling anyone?
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I’m personally quite concerned about Hans, though I suspect Baby will turn out just fine
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Anderson3 said:His feet are always tilted at an awkward angle anyway, but since his leggings hold that position a little longer, his feet aren't exactly landing where you might expect them to. 😉

Either drums... That’s the one and only instrument I ever actually bothered to pick up, much to my parents' absolute and utter dismay.image

Honestly, a dog is a total genius. 👍

Partly because he’s just a bit of a klutz, honestly.
As far as spare rooms go, the only option left is the nursery. We haven't even set up a crib there yet since the little guy is still sleeping in our room for now. However, we did get the changing table moved in there—it’s a strategic move, really. If he were sleeping in our room while being changed, I'd be stuck listening to the sounds of diaper changes at least four times a night. That's a noise level I simply can't deal with when I'm trying to catch some shut-eye. image

Poor Hans.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Look, Hans slipped up simply because he hasn't caught a wink of sleep in a week.
Grace Anderson3, you really need to set him up in a separate room if he's expected to work early in the morning.🧐
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Nicole Myers said:Anthony Nguyen81, you're toast. If you were actually planning on taking a breather or going on some little getaway, forget about it.

We'll just end up following yet another family
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Sanders24 said:Man, that is just plain wicked! 😍

A total stereotypical German Grace Anderson3, did you guys seriously sleep through the whole thing?
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Nicole Myers said:
Hmm, looks like textbook favoritism to me. ☕

Look, I can just switch back to my real name if it's really that big of a deal.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Nicole Myers said:
Or at least until he starts school.

Walter Baker2, you really think we’re all going to be sitting here typing away until this kid hits adulthood? 🤔

Look, I've been typing for sixteen years already, so I can certainly manage another eighteen. 🤔
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Upon reaching adulthood