Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Kate Fox58 said:Any woman with half a brain knows how to play hard to get.
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Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Grace Sanders24 said:Look, I’m just offering some selfless sexual advice here. What are you even doing in this thread? At least I have a history; you don't even have that!☕
Are you serious? She is absolutely stunning.
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driftingheron97 said:Honestly, I can’t recall half my life. Most of what stays with me feels more like disjointed cinematic flashbacks where I’m not even sure if they actually happened... then I come along here and read someone claiming to remember being tucked into their crib as a baby. Mad respect to you.
Here’s one of my own little mental snapshots: I have this vivid flashback from when I was just a newborn, staring out a hospital window while watching the wind whip hay through the air. Then there's the memory of my grandma leading me by the hand—I must have been two—wearing these baggy pants and waddling along with my legs crossed.
Man, I have zero clue when I actually learned to walk, but I vividly remember owning this little wooden tricycle. My brother hopped on with me, we went flying down a hill, the bike fell apart, and I wiped out hard while he tumbled right after me. It was one of those old-school three-wheelers; I even have a grainy black-and-white photo of it from some traveling photographer when I was maybe two or three years old.
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Nicole Myers said:Interesting enough. 👍
I have vivid memories of myself sitting in a crib, just dangling my legs through those wooden slats.
How's the baby doing?
Well, I recall lying in my playpen while my brother messed with me, which inevitably led to my mom yelling at him. I had this little hanging toy above me that made noise whenever he shook it, and honestly, I couldn't get any sleep like a normal baby because of it.
Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Chloe Miller74 said:I took a quick peek at her profile. She doesn't look like a troll, so you guys can stop messing around.
I am certainly not messing around. I’m all about radical methods here. There is a deep-seated fear in her that can only be shattered by closing one's eyes and just letting go.
Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Chloe Miller74 said:If you aren't feeling the urge, don't force it. There are plenty of asexual people out there, so it might be worth looking for someone who shares your vibe.
That said, my first recommendation is to see a psychologist to dig into why things have hit a standstill. It’s like trying to fix a stalled engine without checking if the fuel line is clogged; you need to find the root cause.
She might actually enjoy it once she gets going—the first time is always the hardest hurdle to clear. Personally, I'm leaning toward the more radical approach mentioned above. Your suggestion? It’s a dead end.
Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Hold on, nobody has actually given her any real advice here. Personally? I say she should just relax, lay back, and close her eyes—I’m sure the guy will figure things out well enough on his own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go troll the US internet fueled entirely by this thread.
Relationship issues: Need some advice
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Larry Perez69 said:Look, I’m a saint myself😢...so I'm putting it out there: I'm looking for someone to give me some 😍
I'm officially signing onto this petition.
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Good grief, I can't even remember being a baby myself
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Honestly, I don't blame her. If the baby didn't want to come out, I can't say I blame her—I’d probably try to crawl back into the womb myself if I had the chance.
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hiddenmarlin14 said:He really ought to be called Hans Željko Anderlon. 🥳
Oh, please, what does Anderlon have to do with naming a baby? It’s not like that. A kid should be called whatever we decide it's going to be—simple as that. Joe, Steve, Frank... you get the idea.
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Let them enjoy their little victory now, because they won't be getting much sleep for the next few years.
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I knew that little brat was playing us all before making her grand escape.
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I’ve got a sneaking suspicion the Baby is actually pulling a fast one on us; we might not even realize when the arrival happens
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And you think some minor ache is enough to hold me back?