Posts by rustydrifter10

rustydrifter10, bliss and phiber already covered all the bases and explained everything perfectly.

William Bennett53 said:Tempo, we are all waiting with bated breath. 🙏 🙏

Just be careful you don't run into those IRS auditors. They seem to have a real soft spot for people who claim they aren't afraid of a little trouble. Then again, considering how the local Sheriff treats you, I suppose you probably don't have much to worry about.

Tyler Cruz32, bee my honey.
😍

I truly believe I’m on friendly terms with them, too—I mean, they have absolutely no reason to hold a grudge against me. Most of them are just dedicated family men who are married and spend their Sunday mornings heading to church. 😳

Tyler Cruz32 said:Five. 🙂

"Let this be a little token," he said, stepping one foot out the door. He paused for a second, then turned his head back inside to pull the bewildered Tyler Cruz32 toward him. With a kiss that was bold yet somehow tenderly lush, he ended their brief encounter and stepped outside. Tyler Cruz32 stood by the window for a while longer, trying to process the sheer intensity of the emotions hitting her.

Ohhhhh, I am totally vibing with this rogue. 😲 😂 🤣

I have no idea who he is—tell me, is he at least hot? 😁

Only the absolute best in my establishment. 🥳

Tyler Cruz32 said:Five. 🙂

"Let this be a little token," he said, stepping one foot out the door. He paused for a second, then turned his head back inside to pull the bewildered Tyler Cruz32 toward him. With a kiss that was bold yet somehow tenderly lush, he ended their brief encounter and stepped outside. Tyler Cruz32 stood by the window for a while longer, trying to process the sheer intensity of the emotions hitting her.

Ohhhhh, I am totally vibing with this rogue. 😲 😂 🤣

I have no idea who he is—tell me, is he at least hot? 😁

They’re seriously trying to sell me on the fastest gunslinger in the West. Honestly, it gives me major Clint Eastwood vibes. 😍 To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about myself when I made him that offer:

rustydrifter10 said:Go ahead and pick any lady you want, the choice is yours. 🥳

And even he went on to say that he’d pick someone else entirely!

Edward Howard2 said:ooo thanks, ma'am... 🙏

I think I'll go with tennis pro Alice K 😁

The only thing missing from her story, at least for now, is that little bit of mystery. At Tempo, it's all up to how he decides to spin the narrative. 😍

The rules stay the same regardless. If you run into a moderator who’s being disrespectful or throwing insults, just shoot a private message to one of the supermods to report them; you can find their full list over in the pinned thread alongside the official rulebook PDF.

If we tried to cram everything into one massive thread, it would just become an unreadable mess, but I think we could definitely open up separate threads for news from various daily newspapers by linking them to their respective PDFs—as long as everyone plays by the rules of both the forum and the PDF guidelines.

Keith Rodriguez27 said:Things are looking rough over at Tamburel too, so we might as well help boost the numbers for rustydrifter10 a bit. 😬

In my line of work, though, there’s honestly never such a thing as a crisis. 🙂

bluecyclist64 said:Thanks for the example of mindless spamming.
Look, my dear bureaucracy, posts like those have been piling up in terrifying quantities, and the proponents of such nonsense seem to clone themselves constantly, churning out the exact same idiocy over and over.
Locking threads isn't the answer; you need to moderate them properly.

And don't you worry, things will get moderated soon enough. We didn't quite get through everything yesterday, but I’m hopeful we’ll catch up shortly.

I'm locking this down before you guys start tearing each other apart in here.

bluecyclist64 said:It claims there are eight moderators over at The New York Times. Honestly, I have no idea where that crew is hiding.

Here is one thread from the Times. Just one.

In my estimation, nearly 50% of the posts here should be flagged for spreading intolerance, misinformation, insults, and so on.

If any of you guys have the time and the inclination to study this thread, please point out the rhetoric that is completely incompatible with democracy and the 21st century.

I’m reaching the point where coming to this Forum is becoming repulsive. Neo-fascism and historical revisionism are tolerated here, wrapped up in the cellophane of "freedom of speech."

That isn't okay, gentlemen. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom to spread lies.

For example: Adolf Hitler was undeniably a criminal. However, if I were to put in my signature that Anthony kept a jar filled with Mexican children's eyes on his desk, I wouldn't be surprised at all if I were banned for spreading malicious propaganda. In fact, I would expect it, and I wouldn't hold it against anyone.

So why do you allow signatures claiming that Joseph Stalin killed a million people (though zeusxl usually adds a zero to that, bringing us closer to ten million)?
Why do you permit the constant spamming by a few users using a swarm of clones to claim that:
a) communism = fascism
b) resistance fighters = fascists (actually much worse, of course)
c) fascists weren't actually fascists
d) Jews are demons
e) gays are demons
f) Mexicans are demons
g) a third of the American government is made up of Mexicans
h) etc., etc...

Good grief—where is the MODERATION? Has this Forum perhaps adopted some new rules that I missed? Look, if the purpose of this site is to churn out as many posts as possible regardless of the consequences, then I have no interest in participating in the radicalization of American society.

I believe it would be fair, and frankly overdue, for all you idle forum staff to address this resurgence of toxicity.

I am calling on all members who share my view, even partially, to get actively involved in this thread. And if you lock it, we will simply start new ones together until we resolve this issue.

Our rallying cry shall be: I WANT THIS FORUM—NOT Stormfront 2!

Thread locked. 🙂

brightwolf48 said:Adding a bit of STDs and parasites would actually spice up the narrative—at least during those high-stakes Wild West duels, considering how much itching and discomfort can mess with your aim. It would give the whole thing a much needed layer of gritty authenticity. Honestly, I’m demanding at least some decent grit in this story!🧐 rustydrifter10 is to blame because they aren't watching their footing.🙂

Just wait until I get my hands on some gear, and then we'll see how much you have to say. If you even have anything left to say at all! 🥳

Hey Tempi, honestly, I’m down for whatever—even if it means bringing a knife to the fight! 😳

rustycobra32 Asks:
She’s going to be absolutely floored...🤣

Well, go ahead then—surprise me! 😁 Even though my balding isn't exactly a shock to anyone, I guess it’s just one of those things that happens! 😁

rustycobra32 said:.....honestly, it’s just one bald guy after another lately.....😂

So, who here is actually rocking the bald look? 🍿

swifttiger75 said:So here I am, reading up on "higher realms"—philosophy, spirituality, religion...

I've got a surprise for you...

You'll survive—don't worry about that... though I can't promise Megan Jones3 won't castrate you.

An entire episode featuring the Apache just finished. You earned it!
Forget resurrection—I'm honestly thinking about just calling in the cavalry to wipe everyone out in a single episode.

I actually draw my inspiration from these comments of yours between episodes, so... 😉

Understood—you earned a little romance after taking those hits.

🤣

I've got big plans for you... you're going to be surprised.

I can't help but wonder if there will even be more than two survivors left by the end—assuming they actually make it through. I keep thinking about who might end up passing away as the sun sets on their journey. But hey, please don't spoil anything for me! Even if you aren't entirely sure how it all wraps up yourself, just keep those secrets tucked away. 😁

swifttiger75 said:So here I am, reading up on "higher realms"—philosophy, spirituality, religion...

I've got a surprise for you...

You'll survive—don't worry about that... though I can't promise Megan Jones3 won't castrate you.

An entire episode featuring the Apache just finished. You earned it!
Forget resurrection—I'm honestly thinking about just calling in the cavalry to wipe everyone out in a single episode.

I actually draw my inspiration from these comments of yours between episodes, so... 😉

Understood—you earned a little romance after taking those hits.

🤣

I've got big plans for you... you're going to be surprised.

🙂

swifttiger75 said:So here I am, reading up on "higher realms"—philosophy, spirituality, religion...

I've got a surprise for you...

You'll survive—don't worry about that... though I can't promise Megan Jones3 won't castrate you.

An entire episode featuring the Apache just finished. You earned it!
Forget resurrection—I'm honestly thinking about just calling in the cavalry to wipe everyone out in a single episode.

I actually draw my inspiration from these comments of yours between episodes, so... 😉

Understood—you earned a little romance after taking those hits.

🤣

I've got big plans for you... you're going to be surprised.

Are you actually serious right now? 😍 Honestly, I would’ve been perfectly content just staying an ordinary lady, tucked away in the shadows of all those war stories and messy love scandals—just a minor character passing through the Wild West. But looking back now? I am just so incredibly happy! Look, I don't mind being the one to play devil's advocate if that's what the situation calls for. If things need a reality check, I'm happy to be the negative one. 😳

brightwolf48 said:Maybe rustydrifter10 will finally catch up, given she's running behind on the business side—seeing as her assistants aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, and you know how it goes when people start dropping the ball or getting caught up in the chaos.😍

That is nothing but lies, slander, and pure defamation. You might want to watch what you say, because I happen to have some pretty dangerous friends. 🙂

Tempi, do you think I could be a top-tier gunslinger too? Honestly, I’d love to have a Winchester tucked away nearby just in case. 🙂 I was thinking about calling myself a rider, but I know how dirty minds work and they'll take it the wrong way. Maybe I'll just stick to "horsewoman"—or even better, just call it riding a stallion? 😳

I’ve already gone ahead and turned on the mods, so someone should be jumping in soon. Just hang tight for a second, okay?

Edward Howard2 said:Glad to see you caught wind of the rumors too, ma'am—turns out calling Edward Howard2 "Fast" in bed isn't quite accurate.😁

Alright, we've got a deal... 🙂
Now let's see @templarski actually walk the walk... and hey, if you could throw in some juicy details, that'd be great... 🤣

We've got plenty of sheriffs around, which one are you talking about?😁

If I'm following this correctly... there's only one real Sheriff Pangloss over in Tamburel. Everyone else is just a deputy who has to stay on the straight and narrow because of his orders.😂
And since Sheriff Dorian is hanging out in the next town over in Padock, the best you can do is maybe call him on a hotline via telegraph.😁

Go ahead and pick any lady you want, the choice is yours. 🥳

Drew Bennett68 said:😲😂

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Tyler Bennett5 said:When an experienced lady like that speaks, who are we to second her judgment?

😳

Megan Jones3 said:Since when have you ever seen an Apache chief hanging out at a brothel? 😲😲😲

Oh, plenty of times, actually, but I’m a lady and I keep my mouth shut about those things! Honestly, though, the back entrance gets way more action than the front door. 🙂

Tyler Cruz32 said:Oh, you’re far too kind to me, ma'am. 😍

But, if the stars align just right, perhaps this story could take an unexpected turn—where our madam finds herself caught in the grip of some rogue... say, Megan Jones3! I suppose I feel a certain affinity for you, coming from the perspective of that rather aloof tomcat. 😛

Now that would be one unforgettable tale, something truly worthy of a Hollywood adaptation! 😁

Actually, hold on—Megan Jones3 is my most loyal regular at the club, and I make it a rule never to mix business with pleasure. 😳

William Bennett53 said:So, we have two distinct sheriffs here. One is this gentle, sensitive soul—a music lover who’s conscientious, always polite, and perpetually at your service. He’s essentially the gold standard for a son-in-law in any American household. 🙏
The other is a fast-talking, cynical jerk. He pays lip service to the moral values the job supposedly demands, but he couldn't care less if his uniform is wrinkled or what his prisoners think of him.
Which one was Tyler Cruz32 thinking of? 🤷

Tempi, kudos to you! 🙏 This is hands down the best thread on the forum right now. 🙏 🙏

Tyler Cruz32 said:

William Bennett53 The user states:
I wonder who Tyler Cruz32 actually had her sights set on. 🤷

To the one who remains picture-perfect and seems to never age. 😛

Regarding that individual with the cougar in their profile picture. 😛 🤣

I suppose if I bother to paint my nails, the polish will only last about a month before it starts chipping away. 🤣
You're just being difficult.

Tempi, I’m throwing down a challenge for you. You really ought to try pairing up that smooth-talking jerk of a sheriff with the most popular lady at the brothel. 🥳

Edward Howard2 said:Pure perfection. 🙏🙏🙏

I went through eight of them like it was nothing. Just a total joke. 🙂

this one went down a little earlier than expected... 🙏🙏

really hoping everyone else will just leave me alone for a bit now so I can focus on making a lady's day a little brighter... 😁

I'm gonna crash in the room upstairs from the saloon. Hopefully, madam rustydrifter10 is still being picky about which beauties she picks out...

honestly, after all these episodes, it feels like it's finally time for an episode with some actual spicy scenes... 😍

but man... I was really hoping I'd get a chance to check out some local beauties, but it looks like they've imported everyone from other states... 🤣

Honestly, I think some of my girls would be more than happy to hang out for a few hours after seeing something like that!

William Bennett53 said:Damn them all, what a complete disaster, and the paramedics haven't even arrived yet... 🤣🤣🤣

Anyway, it’s perfectly in Rain's style to just keep pouring whiskey after such a total mess. 🙏
As far as her appearance goes, that's exactly how I pictured her visually. 😍
But Maminho's older one was a complete surprise to me as well. 🙏 🙏

Saw is running for the hills. 🤣 🙏

Look, if there has to be a trans prostitute in a brothel, wouldn't it be better if, instead of Microsoft killing her, one of the heroes realized this was a golden opportunity for his own backside? He could get exactly what he's attracted to while still maintaining his persona as a straight shooter. Or even a homophobe.

I definitely envision her the same way. 😬

Tyler Cruz32 said:

swifttiger75 The user states:
Across the street from the brothel on the terrace, ma'am. rustydrifter10 She showcased some of her most stunning girls, complete with cherries and those lush, ornate fans. Madow, Alice K The others let loose those enticing scents of indulgence into the night air. The street swelled with people hungry for life, all while the two newly appointed deputies, flanked by the Sheriff, made their way down the block under a barrage of curious stares.

I wonder if I will end up teaming up with the sheriff. 😬

I suppose I've developed a bit of an interest in him. 😍 🤣

I suspect the gentlemen would find a warm bath quite agreeable; after all, the responsibilities of a Vice President can be incredibly taxing. rustydrifter10
Unfortunately, these guys might be able to get the better of you. Just observing."... he concluded, turning back toward the saloon," the sheriff said.

Whaaaaaat?
I suppose it’s possible they became impotent following some skirmish in the past. 😁
Does the sheriff simply refuse to allow any real action within his own ranks? Ccccc Quote 🙂

You see... it’s just fate. 😁

I would like to express my gratitude to the author for their contribution to this story. 🙂
I must admit I was somewhat taken aback; having never once opened a formula in my life, it felt rather peculiar that anyone would even be aware of my existence.

We've got quite a few sheriffs in this story, though—which one are you eyeing? 😁

Maybe we could whip something up combining this:

Edward Howard2 said:Pure perfection. 🙏🙏🙏

I went through eight of them like it was nothing. Just a total joke. 🙂

this one went down a little earlier than expected... 🙏🙏

really hoping everyone else will just leave me alone for a bit now so I can focus on making a lady's day a little brighter... 😁

I'm gonna crash in the room upstairs from the saloon. Hopefully, madam rustydrifter10 is still being picky about which beauties she picks out...

honestly, after all these episodes, it feels like it's finally time for an episode with some actual spicy scenes... 😍

but man... I was really hoping I'd get a chance to check out some local beauties, but it looks like they've imported everyone from other states... 🤣

William Bennett53 said:It feels a bit awkward since she's my sister, which isn't exactly ideal, but honestly... who can really say? 😍

I actually had no idea about Unknown, but thank goodness they aren't the only ones caught up in this mess. 😁

Jason Campbell70 said:As for that "everything else"? That's where the Wild West comes in. 😎

Thanks for the heads-up! 😳

shadowstag10 said:When things get slammed 🤣

@rustydrifter10, you seeing a lot of women working there?

For the moment, yes, though I'm already making arrangements to bring in some new girls from another city if we ever need extra hands. I'll just have to check with John Doe to see which location he's thinking of if he plans on adding another spot to the mix. 😁

And just to be clear, my ladies aren't exactly "workers"—they are more like gentlewomen who choose to dedicate their time to weary, brave men, helping them forget about death and danger for a while so they can find the strength and spirit to face the next battle. 🥳

William Bennett53 said:Exactly. 🙏

I’m genuinely looking forward to the new installments. Are we planning on causing some trouble in the paddock—assuming we don't head out toward Nashville first?
Is it just a coincidence that among all those girls, we ended up with the moderator from the religion group?
And where on earth did the Native Americans go?

Look, you've got two ladies in town right now—the least you could do is step up your game a little bit.

Tamburello finally has some deputies stepping up, so at last, someone else will be looking out for my girls! 👋

William Bennett53 said:God, everything is falling apart. These bastards would sell their souls for a single bite of one of those nothing girls at Tamburelo—though I really have to wonder if Nicole’s role is strictly management or if she actually gets her hands dirty in operations. And then what? Am I supposed to just deal with these Apache types on my own? I can see it now: me sitting in the penalty box, surrounded by crazed dogs and feeling completely abandoned. I’m appealing for them to at least leave those tough guys who are already stationed there; otherwise, they’re just going to lose it and go looking for darkmarlin16.

The job itself is purely management; everything else is just pure enjoyment. 🥳

swifttiger75 said:Night settled over Tamburelo, masking the rough edges of this small town. From the saloon, you could hear piano music, clinking glasses, and the usual loud arguments. Across the way on the porch of the brothel, madam rustydrifter10 had her best girls out on display. Between the cherries and the fancy fans, Madow, Alice K, and the rest were letting off enough perfume to lure anyone in. The street was filling up with folks looking for a good time, just as the two new deputies—escorted by the sheriff—walked down the road, feeling all those curious eyes on them.

- Evening, ladies. - The sheriff gave a friendly nod as he pulled up with his crew.
- Good evening, Sheriff. - rustydrifter10
replied with a charm that felt practiced. - I see you’ve got some new company. - she said, eyeing graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10.
- Yeah, these are my new deputies. - the sheriff confirmed, introducing them while
graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10 just tipped their hats.
- I’m sure the gentlemen would appreciate a hot bath... deputy work can be pretty stressful. - rustydrifter10
said, knowing exactly what she was doing. - Sadly, these boys are just here to watch... - the sheriff finished, turning toward the saloon doors.
- Nobody ever satisfied themselves just by watching, Sheriff—you know that better than anyone... - rustydrifter10 added, her eyes still fixed on the two guys.

graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10 just stood there. Their minds were racing through Pilate, darkmarlin16, and everything else that had happened.

- Gentlemen! Shall we...? - the sheriff called out from the saloon entrance, effectively killing whatever brief, pleasant dreams the new deputies might have been having.

The three of them headed straight for the bar once they stepped inside. Approaching Rain behind the counter, the sheriff introduced his new recruits loud enough for the whole room to hear.

- Well, Sheriff, I have to say, you keep surprising me. - Rain admitted, pouring drinks for the trio.
- And why’s that? - Pangloss
asked. - Well, look—I can't even remember the names of the last three guys you hired... - Rain said, dripping with irony.
- It’s like you made a damn deal with the devil for a kickback. - he concluded, raising a glass.
- You're exaggerating... as usual. - the sheriff shot back with a toast.
- If you're here looking for the traveler, he's upstairs in the room with the balcony... - Rain added, wiping his mouth with his sleeve.

Pilate... graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10 thought at the exact same time, catching each other's gaze. But Pilate was actually a few blocks away, hustling some poor soul out of a few bucks, determined to make the most of this warm night in Tamburelo.

To be continued...

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If it helps you out at all, Meadow has a real soft spot for pink. 😁