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I mean, he’s kind of hitting the nail on the head regarding that whole foot fetish obsession, but let's get back to what we were actually talking about.

There's always two sides to every story, and honestly, if you look at some of these shots where the lighting is terrible and the angles are just off, it changes the vibe completely...
Take a look at this specific photo of him: View on imgur - He's definitely not reaching Gigachad status here, not even close. I could easily mogg him in this shot without breaking a sweat. 🤣
You can even see a hint of that "horseface" look going on, though he still manages to look pretty masculine View on imgur

But man, when he actually puts effort into his look and shows up looking polished? Yeah, we're all absolutely screwed. 🤣
Yo steelorca5, man, do you remember this dude from back during those legendary old-school forum days?

The guy was definitely unhinged, but looking at his face and how he was built, I honestly think he was one of those rare specimens—both online and in the real world—that you’d actually call a true Chad, maybe even a Gigachad.

Since he had such a massive ego, everyone used to clown on him for having that super sharp, chiseled jawline just to try and take him down a notch because of how much of a jerk he was. But you were the only one who saw it differently, pointing out that his bone structure was actually his best asset and that none of us could even come close to being that genetically blessed.

It’s a shame he disappeared, whether he was just trolling us or wasn't even the guy in the photo.
Honestly, after all that sauerkraut and wine, you’re basically drinking liquid poison
Jesse Howard43 said:lmao, what the hell is this?

anyway, what does "kurac" mean?
Since our favorite mod hasn't shut this thing down yet, I guess we’re looking at what might actually become the first English chat thread on this forum.
I'm honestly pretty down for it, mostly because I don't write in English often as I used to.
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Caught this one the other day

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I mean, there isn't much going on plot-wise, and it gets a little slow at certain points, but honestly, the ending is such a trip
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Elizabeth Scott95 said:Based on what detective?:ro fl:

Just looking at the years and how you carry yourself... you've aged incredibly well.
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Elizabeth Scott95 said:There aren't even any kids involved

Yeah, I figured that was the case too, but I didn't want to get ahead of myself and make a big deal out of it just yet🤣
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Elizabeth Scott95 said:Oh, plenty of places... just ask me ;)

So you're loaded, then
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ironranger67 said:Man, I’ve watched that one three times already. :rof l:
It’s a classic!
Donald Sutherland was such a total piece of work in it...

If you're a fan of Sly Stallone, you really need to check out Cop Land. It's even better. :mi g:

↑ I definitely have to watch that one too, especially seeing that the cast is stacked (Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro)😲
I might have actually seen it back when I was just a kid, but I was way too focused on the action scenes to wrap my head around the deeper plot.

It reminds me of how I felt about Fight Club. When I was younger, I went in expecting some intense martial arts flick like Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Poor little kid (me) was totally let down—I actually gave up halfway through the first half hour. 🤣 Now, it's easily one of my all-time favorites.
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I was rewatching this classic from '89 last night:

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I haven't sat down for one of his movies in forever, so stumbling onto this felt like such a sweet hit of nostalgia. Honestly, it actually caught me off guard how much range Stallone really has; even when he's just doing those standard action flicks, they still manage to be pretty engaging. At the end of the day, you just can't deny that Stallone’s got way more acting chops than Schwarzenegger.
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wanderingcanyon61 said:It’s like, the more a guy rates himself higher, the more his "interest" in men spikes... like, oh, I’m a solid 6 out of 10, wow!

If you look anything like that old avatar of yours—you know, the one that looks like this other dude rated a six (except he's darker skinned) then yeah, you nailed it.

Back in high school, we used to joke that if a guy was actually good-looking, he was definitely gay. Honestly, if that were true, we wouldn't have nearly as many incels running around today.
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Drew Ross2 said:man, I totally undersold myself then lol

This is strictly about facial stuff though. Your body matters too, but honestly, most women are just trying to maintain a certain silhouette—which, let's be real, is basically an impossible task. For guys, things get way more complicated than that.
coastalwolf87 said:where's my ten?

The whole idea is that perfection doesn't actually exist, so nobody is ever getting a perfect ten.
And honestly, that "0" thing is just total nonsense too.
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...honestly, it seems like a good chunk of you guys think you're absolute legends.
I love the confidence, really I do, but just in case you need a little reality check, here's this visual scale you can use to keep yourselves grounded 🤣
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Rebecca Reed3 said:It would be so fun to see you guys compared against the poll results. :kok ice:
That whole side topic you mentioned totally reminds me of that limited edition drop from last month—there was zero chance I was catching that one. :ka va:
The only person I managed to spot outside of the off thread was wanderingheron9, and honestly, he’d probably be an 8 for me, though he really pulls off the shaved head look best. My only gripe is he gives off major mountain lion or wildcat vibes, if that makes sense.

You probably noticed me because I’m one of those rare people who actually plays by their own rules and doesn't go around deleting photos, which is why that secondary thread is driving me nuts since it isn't even the main focus. Every time a new crime wave hits, I end up catching someone.😠
I'm definitely no alpha male, so there's no way I'm hitting an eight.
Btw, that feline aesthetic can be a total win or a massive fail depending on the person. 🤷
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I swear, I had so much potential back in the day... all my teachers and coaches through middle and high school kept telling me the same thing, but honestly, between my weird personality and some questionable life choices, I just completely blew it over the years.
Oh well, it is what it is.☕
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Honestly, if anyone here rates themselves lower than a 5, they’re just being totally unrealistic.
I feel like we all have this little ego thing going on where we convinced ourselves we're at least average, even on our worst days.
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Drew Ross2 said:you're honestly so gorgeous you don't even need a hairstyle :tr ep:

man, I wish life was actually that easy 🕺

Drew Ross2 said:we just have better bone structure :r ofl:

no Heš, I have zero clue what she looks like 🤷
steelorca55, from what I remember, she had a really solid facial structure when she was lean, but her teeth were great too, and most importantly, she had that wide palate, so whenever she smiled, it looked like she had fifty teeth, which is honestly such a huge plus 😁 a total win

steelorca5 said:honestly, I don't know what was going on with her sometimes, she used to be pretty out there

and that guy she was seeing for a while... he absolutely hated the letter "C" with a passion 🤣
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wanderingcanyon61 said:It just hit me—do you remember back when Kathleen gave us a 4/10 once, and did the exact same thing to someone else? That’s basically who we are. We’re honestly being way too full of ourselves thinking we’re actually 6/10s at this point. :rol eyes::ro fl:

I totally forgot about Kathleen, but man, she really knew how to talk trash... 🙄 What a bunch of characters.☕
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Drew Ross2 said:Feeling pretty good after seeing those poll results, I actually treated myself to a little $7 snack today : D

Same here, though honestly I usually only pull that off on a "good hair day"😁