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I honestly feel like that reporter totally missed the mark on this one. The full story goes like this: Russ went ahead and painted the entire Moon bright red, and then Americans just swooped in and wrote Coca-Cola across it in white paint. Then, the Russes actually tried to blow up the Moon by building some massive bomb, but they ended up chickening out at the last second...
People always bring up Latin, but nobody ever touches on this one crazy story: About ten years ago, back when the trash bags were still that weird green and black color, there was this interview published with some guy—I can't quite recall his name or why he was even famous—who claimed that Latin used to go to these brainwashing sessions with a psychologist from New York named Slavinsky. The guy being interviewed said that in America, it wasn't even clear yet what kind of mess would happen because of it. Honestly, I thought he was just being totally dramatic! I mean, if you "reformat" Latin’s brain (or whatever is actually going on up there), it's not like he's gonna go out and rewire the entire leadership at NBC or something, right? But man, turns out that guy was actually pretty prescient, because over time, Latin has definitely become way more intolerant toward the environment he lives in.
BTW, Latin himself has even mentioned a few times that he goes to Excalibur training courses with Slavinsky.
Man, he’s straight-up legendary at this point. Seriously, both because of his insane stats and just how down-to-earth he stays.
What's even wrong with having Sharia just for Muslims? I mean, seriously, let the federal government handle all the enforcement stuff!
swiftwalker43 said:I suppose the locksmith business would have turned a decent profit, provided one actually had the chance to run it—unless, of course, you were already being handsomely rewarded by the party for your political loyalty.
Nah, listen, being a locksmith is only profitable if you actually have a head for business. Otherwise? Not even close...
So, I heard some rumors floating around that they’re opening things up beyond just the academic crowd to include people from sexual and gender minority groups too. Does anyone actually know what "gender minority" entails without having to go pull up a Wikipedia page?
Richard Wilson4 said:I mean, Jean-Claude Van Damme has a French first name and a Flemish last name...
He'll probably try to bail to Sweden just like those old-school Americans who couldn't make up their minds... 😂
Nah, listen, he's gonna crush both the Walloons and the Flemish! He'll chase them all the way down to Antarctica and then set up Van Damme Land right on top of what used to be Germany. The next big Walloon-Flemish showdown? It's happening at the South Pole!
graniteowl88 said:Fine, fools find everything funny, but what is wrong with you?
WHY DO YOU HAVE HONEY ON YOUR LEGS😁
hmmm, who are we asking here? a lady or me? honestly, doesn't even matter. either one of us can give you an answer. 😍
graniteowl88 said:I have no idea, nor do I care what your reasoning is-z n a c i 🤣
Don't go picking fights with graniteowl88! Seriously, instead of acting all high and mighty, maybe just pray to the heavens that they send you a pic in actual high resolution next time.
Man, you weren't always this sensitive back before that big pile-up on the I-95 (still can't tell if you got flattened by a semi or a tow truck, haha).
graniteowl88 said:The resolution is poor. You need an immediate eye exam... it isn't a kangaroo.😁
so... in that freaking avatar, it's not even
her, nor is it
him, it's actually
that thing. dude, you gotta be out of your mind—not just to Catholics, but even to the folks over at BlackRock and the Republican Party.
graniteowl88 said:SHOULD WE JUST PAINT THE ENTIRE WALL SO YOU FINALLY REALIZE THE AVATAR IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE?
The avatar is freaking gorgeous (like, call me over right now), but honestly, it could be a trans girl too. Or does it even matter to you?
P.S. You ever seen a kangaroo in the Outback? Yeah, I have... damn!
graniteowl88 said:I recognize the handle coppernomad59, but I must say your avatar looks great!
REGARDS
Man, I’m gonna need a higher res shot before I can give this a final rating.