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melloweagle28 said:The sole reason I haven't set up an installment plan yet is because my bank flat-out REFUSED to let me do it without opening up a line of credit first. Basically, if you want to pay in installments, they force you to have an overdraft protection enabled.
Then you check your balance on the mobile app and it shows you have "available" $5000 funds, when in reality, you're actually sitting at zero.

If I remember right, the teller offered me a "basic" debit card versus some pricier one that allowed installments. She didn't even mention the overdraft part in that context. Since I didn't need the fancy stuff, I spent about two minutes arguing with her—just kept insisting I wanted the simplest card possible. I think I had to repeat myself like five times before she finally got it.

Honestly, they’re just selling you a pig in a poke. They bundle everything together, even though installment plans shouldn't have anything to do with being granted an overdraft, especially a silent one. And this little troublemaker Vujcic has been tolerating it for years—actually, she's probably encouraging it with her decisions.

I actually think that's what caused that ATM glitch one Sunday. On the first transaction that got declined, it listed "Installment Payment" for $0.00 and showed my remaining balance as $0.00....

Of course, if you go down to the branch, they've got these massive A4 booklets, like 3 inches thick, labeled "Fee Schedule," where everything is neatly laid out for you.

Best move? Don't deal with them at all. They charge me just to "hold" my own money and then screw me over just to pad their own pockets. Thanks to this "Wild West" country where everything falls apart except the banks.
Michelle Bennett5 said:So you're telling me... if I have the exact same amount of debt as last month when I was still within my PERMITTED limits, I suddenly wake up next month and find myself in the SILENCED zone?
And with a way higher interest rate too?
All without getting a single written notice or anything?

Yep—basically, unless you actually walked into the bank to sign an agreement for an authorized overdraft, thanks to the Federal Reserve's decision at end of 2017, you just automatically get dumped into the silent zone with much steeper interest rates.

And then you've got Vujčić over there lecturing us about how much we need to switch over to the Euro.
Michelle Bennett5 said:
I don't even know where to start with this one. Is anyone else seeing this? Or am I just losing my mind? It’s like everyone is suddenly walking around with the exact same script, nodding along to whatever nonsense is being pushed on them. You see it everywhere—from the local coffee shops in Seattle to those massive corporate headquarters out in New York. It’s all just one big, choreographed dance. And then there's Michelle Bennett5. Honestly, what is she even thinking? Does she actually believe that stuff? It’s almost impressive, in a sad sort of way. How can someone be so consistently wrong? It makes you wonder if anyone is actually paying attention anymore, or if we've all just collectively decided to stop using our brains. Is that the new standard now? Just drift along with the crowd? Seems exhausting. Personally, I'd rather stay confused than pretend I have all the answers when clearly, nobody does. kaže:
So, retirees should just go into debt? I mean, where’s the logic there? If they know exactly what’s hitting their bank account every month, how does that even make sense?

So, wait... let me get this straight. These seniors get their Social Security checks on the fifth, and then they immediately go on a two-day shopping spree at the local mall just to end up eighty bucks overdrawn? Is that how it works? Seriously?

I mean, what’s the actual logic behind anyone being in the red? And I’m not even talking about some convoluted banking math or whatever nonsense they teach at Wharton. Just... why? Does anyone actually function like that?

So, here’s the deal with the fresh cash. It only offsets the deficit once—just one single hit to the red. But that negative interest? That stuff hits your balance every damn month. So yeah, the "benefit" of injecting new money is basically a one-time thing. Given how high these rates are, you're looking at a future where the interest charges eventually swallow the entire deficit whole. Makes sense, right? Not really.

Honestly? It’s just a complete waste of money for everyday Americans. Total loss. Why even bother?
I mean, isn't the obvious move just taking out a standard loan to clear that overdraft? Just wipe the slate clean and then... you know... actually stop dipping back into it. It’s not rocket science, right? Why make things harder than they need to be?

Banks? Honestly, they’re living in paradise. To them, interest is where the real money is made. The principal itself? Basically useless to them. I mean, what would they even do with it? They wouldn't know what to do with a pile of cash if it hit them in the face.

Living paycheck to paycheck? Honestly, if you’re constantly staring at a negative balance, it’s pretty much a clear sign of catastrophic financial illiteracy. I mean, really. How does anyone fall into that trap over and over again? It’s like people just refuse to look at the numbers until the bank sends that dreaded alert. Is it lack of planning? Pure impulse control issues? Who knows. But staying in the red isn't some unavoidable tragedy—it's just bad math.
I just don't get it. Honestly? I have zero clue what they're even on about. It makes absolutely no sense to me.
Is it really that hard for anyone to just scratch out a quick little amortization schedule on a napkin or something? Just to actually see how much money is being thrown down the drain? Honestly.

Ugh... inertia is such a nasty habit. I had this coworker show up to the office one day looking totally wrecked. What happened? His account got frozen by the bank because he was $6.25 (if I remember right) overdrawn, so he couldn't even pay for gas. Like, seriously? Wait, what's your overdraft limit? $300, he asks, laughing. So you blew past your limit to $306, and now you're shocked the bank locked you out? And what's the interest rate on that? Probably something like 9%.

People just get used to that miserable negative balance and stop paying attention entirely.
I've been shouting from the rooftops for years that Boris Vujčić is a bigger pest than Slavko Linić.

Let’s take a quick look at when this whole mess with silent overdrafts started. Originally, the laws regarding allowed overdrafts were set back in 2013. Then, "somebody" had this brilliant, creative idea in 2017 to just straight-up rob citizens in broad daylight.

Research results: two products merged into one, consumer protection isn't up to par

Authorized overdrafts were pretty much the industry standard until 2018, but the massive wave of approving those silent overdrafts really kicked off after the Truth in Lending Act was passed at the end of 2017.The research findings showed that in today's market, two different products have basically morphed into one, but under conditions that offer zero real protection to consumers—all while charging a way higher price.

Since 2019, there’s been a massive spike in monthly maintenance fees for checking accounts. This is directly tied to the fact that the interest rate caps in the Consumer Credit Act don't apply to these silent overdrafts.

So, basically, Boris Vujčić drops this Decision in 2017 that creates a total disaster, and then four years later, he runs an "investigation" to see what (totally unexpected!) effects his own Decision caused. Like, come on—he HAD to know what would happen!

The great investigator Vujčić. A total pest, him and Rohatinski. I honestly thought things couldn't get worse than when Marko Škreb was busy wrecking the entire banking system, but then we got hit with that early 2000s nightmare with the seasonal exchange rate swings and the whole foreign currency crisis...

If you add it all up, the damage the Federal Reserve has done to the American economy and everyday people amounts to tens of billions in pure profit for the banks. And now, this same pest Vujčić is pushing for the Euro transition, because of course he is. You seriously think he’s acting out of the goodness of his heart?
Edward Cooper2 said:They absolutely did. There’s a huge number of retirees caught in this... as people retired, the banks just held onto whatever debt they carried from their working years and quietly tacked it onto their pensions without saying a word.

Seniors going into debt? I mean, where is the logic there? If they know exactly what’s coming in every month, how does that even happen?

Like, what, Grandma gets her Social Security check on the 5th and then hits the local Target or Walmart for a two-day shopping spree and ends up $200 in the red? It makes zero sense.
Has anyone actually looked at those little perks
the Treasury Department hands out to the big banks right before they kick off a massive round of government borrowing?

It’s basically the government telling the banks they can shave a tiny bit off the sheep's wool if they agree to drop interest rates by 1%.

The only thing left standing is the bare skin, because these banks are out here shearing everything in sight lately. But don't worry, I'm sure they'll just give Charles Alexander a call and have him whisper some magic words to Ursula.
Nathan Evans78 said:So, you're telling me those 800,000 people don't have anything else to worry about? I always assumed an overdraft only kicks in when you actually go into the red—like, say, you land an entry-level gig making $1,500 a month, but then you blow through $2,000 because you decided you deserved a nicer tracksuit and a few rounds of Manchester United at the Verizon lounges during happy hour.

I’m honestly worried the issue isn't about being in the red or whatever.

Real talk, the government is doing its usual thing—playing the victim and pointing fingers at blatant lawbreaking that they’re literally supposed to be in charge of policing.

It looks like someone finally told them they need to clean up their own damn mess before the whole system switches over to the new currency.
Nathan Evans78 said:Is there a group of you guys out there who just bolted and left all their bills unpaid or something? I honestly can't wrap my head around where those 800,000 entities came from.

Big thanks to Slavko Linic for "kindly" making sure every single worker in this country opens a checking account. Now my bank gets to charge me a monthly fee just for "looking after" my money—as if I wouldn't know how to do that myself! And then, oh yeah, they were so generous as to give me an overdraft limit that I don't want and definitely don't need. Apparently, there's over 800,000 of us stuck in the same boat.
gentlehawk12 said:From what I understand, that’s just the overdraft limit the bank approves on your checking account every six months

Man, Jamie Dimon is playing dumb again. Honestly, he’s been pulling this exact same stunt for fifteen years now.

Interest rates aren't being overcharged—the maximum penalty rate is strictly set by law, and it's up to the Federal Reserve inspectors to make sure everyone plays by the rules.
gentlehawk12 said:Hey there,

Following up on this article:

Has anyone actually received a notice from JP Morgan Chase yet about them pulling the plug on overdraft protection?

Does anyone have the inside scoop specifically regarding JP Morgan Chase—like, what does the actual rollout process look like?

So, starting yesterday—Sunday around noon—the JPMorgan Chase ATMs were totally down. At least three of the ones I always use. Honestly, my local corner store basically gave me my groceries on credit just because they know me, otherwise I would've been stuck! I finally paid them back this morning after hitting up a currency exchange. But get this: the ATM was dead again this morning, and there’s already a massive line forming outside.

And man, I had a real "colorful" conversation with the JPMorgan Chase helpdesk yesterday afternoon. Not exactly a highlight of my week!
Blade (1998) in Movies ·
I mean, honestly, what’s the world missing? We basically need vampires flying around at night, screeching their heads off while swinging katanas.
Jungle Cruise (2021) in Movies ·
So I just realized there was an Italian guy in the cast too. And honestly, go ahead and guess what kind of role he ended up getting.

Other than being the only white guy in a position of power, that's about it.
Jungle Cruise (2021) in Movies ·
silentsurfer3 said:It's a decent little flick if you just want to switch your brain off for two hours.
I can't tell if it's based on some existing story or if it’s a totally fresh idea, but I’m digging it.

The only thing that missed the mark for me was how they dragged the Germans into the plot.

I mean, seriously? Can Russians not always be the genius, drunk, psychopathic villains with a slight English accent?

The Germans aren't even drunk here. That’s actually what makes them so scary.
Jungle Cruise (2021) in Movies ·
Who even is Stone?

And yeah, honestly, there’s way too little LGBTQ+ representation in this, I was actually kind of shocked. I guess it's because the director was really trying to hammer home those old-school primitive vibes from back when the Swabs were 🥱 total psychopaths obsessed with power and trying to take over the world—you know, the type where any tiny, soft Anglo woman without combat training could just knock them out with one hit. Instead, we just get a handful of them, all white guys sitting in positions of power.
Jungle Cruise (2021) in Movies ·
Honestly, it’s pretty bad. Just cliché after cliché. You could literally take a box, throw in a hundred scraps of paper with different tropes written on them, shake the damn thing up, and pull them out one by one—you'd end up with a script that's just as good, if not better.
Action thrillers with horror elements in Movies ·
driftingcanyon2 said:It’s a decent thriller, though it lacks those horror elements; it feels more like a standard thriller/adventure flick to me. 😁>

Man, that episode with the gold teeth? Totally wild. 😬
Action thrillers with horror elements in Movies ·
Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin in "Death Hunt" (1981).
Action thrillers with horror elements in Movies ·
urbanheron4 said:I disagree. It isn't fantasy at all. This is a straight-up mystery thriller. It kicks off as a neo-noir and then slowly morphs into horror by the end. Sure, there’s a surreal element involving the devil and a voodoo Dance, but that just makes it a horror flick, not fantasy. You could argue every horror movie is fantasy if you look at it that way. Personally, I actually prefer that most of the scares come from more grounded, realistic ways rather than relying on some made-up monster.

Lisa Bonet voodoo Dance

Basically, the only real supernatural/horror beat is that ending where De Niro eats the egg, stares Mickey right in the eyes, his eye color shifts, and he drops that "You're going to burn in hell for this" line. And Mickey? Just totally unphased, like "I know."

My favorite part has to be those chickens just standing there in the middle of the yard in the sweltering heat, looking completely lost and not moving an inch.
Connecting two PCs via LAN cable in IT Support ·
Charles Thompson15 said:And am I really not allowed to ask AT&T to swap my router for one that actually has an RJ45 port?

Good grief, man, I haven't seen a router using just rj11 since forever—some old junk German model from decades ago.

What router model are you rocking right now?
Connecting two PCs via LAN cable in IT Support ·
fadedorca66 said:I guess you just grab those two wires running up to the attic, take an RJ11 connector, and crimp them into the middle two slots.

Hey there, sugar plum! It doesn't quite work like that, you know.

If you're totally lost on what you're doing, you either gotta slow down and actually learn, or just pay someone else to fix it—unless, of course, your router hit the jackpot in some weird cosmic lottery.

I mean, seriously, what even *is* a wire? What does "crimping" actually mean? And what on earth is an RJ11? Plus, why is every single engineer always smiling and broke instead of being chased down by hot girls? Actually, if you look closer, maybe that's exactly why they're broke. 😁