I usually try to steer clear of any talk regarding this subject—heard some rumors about the pain involved—but honestly, I had no idea it was actually at this level😢 I really didn't know
Since I’ve only ever seen a handful of tank movies—mostly those gritty Eastern Front stories—
if anyone happens to know of any films that hit the same vibe as Iron Cross, please, throw some titles my way... I’m looking for something good to watch. 🙂
Did you guys catch this German masterpiece? 😁😁😁 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/
So, the setting is New York City—modern day. It all kicks off at a Motel 6 where some professor decides to blackmail one of his students into sleeping with him. But here’s the twist—once the guy puts on a Killer Cond, the thing actually bites his penis right off and vanishes. Then you've got this detective, Mackaroni, handling the investigation, and he’s convinced the Case of the College Girl was just some crazy student biting her instructor. Naturally, he heads down to the motel to inspect the scene himself. While he's hanging out in the lobby, he runs into this gigolo named Bill and drags him along to the crime scene—where, predictably, things get weird when the two men are mid-act and get ambushed by that same predatory condom.
It’s packed with ridiculous gags and slapstick, mixed in with plenty of graphic sex, various kinks, and even a random tourist from the States who ends up getting her nose bitten off by a condom... 😁😁😁 Her name is Anne Good 😉 😁
Honestly, the absolute highlight for me was seeing the headline Dick's Drive-In 😁 running in the papers. Total presidential material.
So, you've got Robert De Niro playing that iconic role in Taxi Driver—you know, Travis Bickle or whatever his name was— and then you look at how they did it in The Simpsons => MOE 😉