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Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
darkmarlin16 said:Not even that, I honestly don't get why they're labeling me a man-hater?

I really am not... It honestly never even crossed my mind that you could be a misogynist.
You are merely acting as a second in a duel, and for a second, one simply needs to be a trusted individual. You don't necessarily have to have any personal stake in the dispute that triggered the duel in the first place.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
The Duel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel

"In such an encounter, every party would appoint a trusted intermediary—a second—to jointly select an appropriate 'field of honor.' It fell upon these seconds to ensure that the weaponry was matched and that the engagement remained equitable. While tradition often dictated it, strict parity in arms, the presence of witnesses, or even the involvement of seconds wasn't strictly mandatory. During the 16th and early 17th centuries, it was quite common for the seconds themselves to engage in combat alongside the primary participants. Over time, however, the role of the second evolved into something more specialized: acting as a guarantor of the rules and attempting to broker a reconciliation.[5] Yet, even as late as 1777, certain historical codes still permitted seconds the option to trade shots if circumstances required it."
Linda Morris61 said:He should just offer her his peach as a gift instead. Honestly, there is a real chance she might actually enjoy it. Why set limits? 🙂

Yes, perhaps I should have specified a *good* blowjob rather than just a blowjob. After all, it is only truly successful if she finds pleasure in it too.

In any case, I suggested several other options; he can always just buy her a book. 😁
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
I honestly believe we need to witness a death match between Megan Jones3 and Joseph the Enlightened just so we can finally settle once and for all who holds the title of the forum's most prominent misogynist. 🙏One side might have Pilate backing them, while the other could be supported by darkmarlin16.
I used to be the type who would go out of my way to buy gifts even for people I wasn't dating. 🤣

In most cases, your dilemma isn't really about "if" you should give something, but rather "what." Choosing the right gift is arguably one of the most complicated tasks in the universe... You rarely know enough about someone to get it perfectly right—which sounds pretentious, I know—but if you just wander into a gift shop and grab something random, you’ll come off as condescending or, at the very least, completely uninterested. Ideally, it should be something inexpensive and straightforward, yet not so generic that it feels hollow. Out of the suggestions floating around here, the idea of a blowjob paired with a bottle of Southern Comfort sounds best to me, though who knows what his specific value system looks like? A book, tickets to a hockey game (or maybe football), a CD (or a vinyl record, if he’s sophisticated enough), a Bialetti Moka pot (assuming he doesn't still live with his parents), a finger in the ass (if he isn't too uptight), concert tickets, a nice dinner, or even a ping-pong paddle... In any case, you should probably check with his brother to see what he actually enjoys.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
rustydrifter10 said:Tamburello finally has some deputies stepping up, so at last, someone else will be looking out for my girls! 👋

The job itself is purely management; everything else is just pure enjoyment. 🥳

😍

If it helps you out at all, Meadow has a real soft spot for pink. 😁

Tempo, damn the pit lane, just send me straight to Tamburello. 🙏 😍

I simply cannot sit by while my guys get screwed over when they're busy chasing a fox (the saw) only to end up cornering a wolf (MAXIM).
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
God, everything is falling apart. These bastards would sell their souls for a single bite of one of those nothing girls at Tamburelo—though I really have to wonder if Nicole’s role is strictly management or if she actually gets her hands dirty in operations. And then what? Am I supposed to just deal with these Apache types on my own? I can see it now: me sitting in the penalty box, surrounded by crazed dogs and feeling completely abandoned. I’m appealing for them to at least leave those tough guys who are already stationed there; otherwise, they’re just going to lose it and go looking for darkmarlin16.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
That’s precisely why it’s vital you find someone else to target immediately. Otherwise, you might just end up coming after me. Why don't you go hunt down darkmarlin16 instead? He and his supposedly innocent act can run for the hills while you waste your time lighting up our local dive bar. 🤣
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Is Philip dead? (I assume he is, if he took a bullet to the head...)
Will Pila visit Nica's brothel?
Is darkmarlin16 suffering because of it?
Where is Megan Jones3 heading?
What is Nathan Jones98 up to, and why hasn't he killed anyone yet?
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Hey there! Honestly, this might be one of the best episodes we've seen so far. 🙏 🙏
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
darkmarlin16 said:So, why on earth does the main guy just vanish for two whole episodes?

He fled the city, so there's nobody left for him to beat up at the moment...🤣🤣
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
I am convinced that Rain has been hypnotized—perhaps by some sort of spell—which would certainly explain his current behavior. When someone starts uttering incantations, everyone ends up paying the price.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
shadowstag10 said:man, damn, what a killer idea this actually was 🙏

honestly, I’m looking forward to more episodes of this thing way more than the actual races

Agreed. 🙏 🙏
Honestly, swifttiger75 saved us from the absolute catastrophe of an F1 season.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Good grief, it’s a miracle he managed to escape; those people would have burned him alive if they had the chance... 😠 I truly hope that steelmaker83 and Pat made it out okay.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Forgive me if I state the obvious: during the era these events took place, prior to the oil crisis, the dollar held significantly more purchasing power than it does today.
However, that doesn't change the fundamental reality that the fuel was quite an inexpensive commodity back then. 🤣
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Finally, we have an episode at the Paddock where darkmarlin16 didn't end up being a casualty. Honestly, I felt for him... even if his own actions practically invited the chaos he faced, nobody deserves to take that kind of beating, let alone face a literal mob.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Who says you're the villain here? Perhaps you're merely an innocent victim of a smear campaign and relentless persecution...
Posting on the same thread with two different accounts in Feedback & Suggestions ·
It is common knowledge that we are dealing with the same user here, especially since he makes no effort to hide that this was his former handle; he isn't trying to mislead anyone. Furthermore, if one looks at the last post in that thread under that old username, it dates all the way back to June 2008. Given these facts, I request that this pointless thread be closed immediately.
What is up with these weird cartoons? in Feedback & Suggestions ·
First, you lead with this argument that even though you were penalized for racism, no one has been disciplined after eight separate reports just for pointing out your history of racist behavior.

Then, completely out of left field and without any logical connection, you lecture me on the definition of race—claiming I need to learn what races actually are since, apparently, Canadians and Americans don't count—and then pivot to nationalities, suggesting I'm confused because Britons and Yugoslavs aren't included in that either. Not that anyone in the actual reported post was even discussing any of that nonsense to begin with.

To top it all off, you play the victim by claiming that I am the one deviating from the topic.

I think I'll stop participating here. If the admins want my input, they know where to find me.
In truth, I suspect the only purpose of this senseless thread is for darkmarlin16 to tell me how much he dislikes me. Message received; let's move on.
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
If there weren't guns involved, this would feel like nothing more than a list of hypothetical scenarios from a PDF F1 meetup. It’s hardly surprising we don't host those types of gatherings. 🤣🤣

I was absolutely floored by that ochre-colored coin. I didn't even fully process it at first because I was reading it on the fly, but once I went back to take a second look, I couldn't stop laughing.