Posts by steelorca5

wanderingheron9 said:Eggman 😍
I can't help but feel a certain level of pity for him, honestly. It seems like he was dealt an incredibly unlucky hand when it comes to his genetics.

How would you rate him on a scale of 1 to 10? 😁

Grace Hayes2 said:Seriously, his face is shaped like a literal potato. lol.

wanderingheron9 said:Actually, I wouldn't say that. Usually, when people call someone a "potato," they mean they have a soft, featureless look with almost no bone structure. This guy is actually the complete opposite of that.

I suppose you could argue that this would qualify as a potato face.

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/01...5052021774.jpg

Yeah, in that photo where he’s wearing those orange sunglasses, he looks significantly worse. But, to be fair, in nearly every other shot, his bone structure is clearly defined, so I suspect he isn't pulling some kind of "angel fraud" trick or anything; it would be practically impossible to fake that level of detail in a photo like that.

We've all had terrible photos taken of us, but in that first one, he suddenly looks much older—it's honestly quite strange, almost as if he were a completely different person.

He was banned multiple times over on the fitness boards, and he had this notorious, bizarre foot fetish involving both women and even animated female elves. He seemed like a pretty disturbed individual.

This was his final post:

That guy will probably end up hurting someone one day; we're talking top-tier mental instability here.

Quote: Insects! You are incredibly brainwashed and misled by the media and these moronic forums. This entire site is a cancer. I am leaving for good. Power of the mind = Everything. Out of the three factors mentioned, looks are the least significant. The OP is actually a decent person, but I simply can't agree with this assessment. Intelligence is the real power. I don't expect you to agree, nor will I waste any breath trying to explain myself. You just aren't capable of comprehending.

Physical appearance is irrelevant if you're an idiot or if you lack the backbone to actually approach and talk to a woman. Charisma carries much more weight than looks. In fact, looks are the least important factor. It's all about the conversation, your body language, and your command of language.

I possess all three qualities. I could have slept with hundreds of women over the last twelve years if I had cared to, but I never chose such a hollow path for my life. I'd much rather spend my time playing video games or watching Vsauce on YouTube than chasing after random girls. Do you honestly think hooking up with some random person is some massive achievement in your pathetic lives?

Or perhaps you've just spent far too much time surrounding yourselves with incredibly shallow people.

mogs me!

I do recall that absolute lunatic, though if we're being fair, he comes across as a bit too sharp and angular in certain photos—almost bordering on comical (honestly, he’s giving off major Gigachad meme vibes). That said, his facial bone structure is genuinely incredible; he absolutely mogs me and every other guy on this forum when it comes to sheer bone mass.

And just for the record, that guy definitely wasn't a catfish. I vividly remember spotting him over on the fitness subreddits a few years back, too. LOL!

Seriously, take a look at this; the man is legitimately unhinged.

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthr...-I-love-myself

Emily Cook8 said:People who are constantly showing off their own superiority are examples of pitiful low self-esteem.
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Nobody gives a fuck.

That’s a bit of a miss, honestly; it feels totally out of context. My actual point was simply that I’ve been cast as the idiot within this specific circle for quite a while now, even though, if I’m being honest, they are actually much slower than I am.

Besides, it’s just banter. I’m really not trying to be disrespectful toward Henry Evans10; I actually quite like the guy.

Henry Evans10 said:What's your opinion about riots in America, dog?

I suppose I could share my thoughts on the matter, but honestly, what's the goal here? You seemingly lack the mental bandwidth to tackle longer posts in English, much less grasp the nuance of what I’d actually be trying to convey.

It feels like a total drain on my time; I might as well try conversing with a brick wall. Perhaps if Alyosha posed the same question, I might give it some thought.

Though, truth be told, I’m pretty skeptical about that too, given how he steered clear of the thread entirely. It strikes me that his command of English isn't much better than yours.

There is a certain irony in the fact that a supposed, massive, uneducated bodybuilding meathead like me—at least according to most of the off-topic crowd—can navigate an English conversation this effortlessly. It really seems to me that there are plenty of much larger idiots lurking around these parts, and this finally serves as proof.

The masks are off. 🙂 It's become quite obvious that you've all been posing as being far more intelligent than you actually are (which is the complete inverse of my situation), but I guess that's just the magic of the internet and a keyboard. You can claim whatever you want, but the moment you're required to back it up, you're screwed.

wanderingheron9 said:Since our favorite moderator hasn't shut this thread down yet, I suppose this might actually become the first English chat thread on this forum.
I personally like it because I don't write in English often as I used to.

Why would she bother? This was originally intended to be a space for me and Duca to sharpen our English, but since she’s such a clueless, terrified chicken who can't even string two simple sentences together in this language, that plan is dead in the water. There's no reason for the admin to nuke the thread, so let's all just try to be polite and lovely to one another from here on out.

Anyway, two points. This is a total nuclear blackpill post by wanderingheron9 😲 (I'm curious to see what Jaro thinks about this) and the second point: I told you fuckers that I'm not Eros.

He just shared a photo of his guitar, and now it's glaringly obvious that I'm not him—I couldn't play a damn guitar if my life depended on it. Plus, he claimed he's ugly, whereas I am quite clearly good-looking, to say the very least.

Case closed for all those skeptics who kept badgering me about him being my alt or me cloning myself 🙂 (especially that old hag Chloe Cooper10 who seemingly has nothing better to do than tease and mock everyone else)

@jaro, GTFIH

We need more people to keep this conversation going; the boomers in here can't even manage a sentence in English without spending twenty-five minutes overthinking every single word before they post.

So, jump in and don't be afraid to join the conversation, professor.

By the way, I think I can express myself much more effectively this way; my American is terrible, and I honestly can't stand that shitty, subhuman language.

duca 🙂

Actually, you're supposed to write it as "anonymous" 😳

Actually, it’s spelled anonymous🤔 🤣right?

That was a fair point you made there; I guess bluebadger112 just completely froze up once he realized who he was dealing with, and now he’s too intimidated to even post a single word.☕

What an idiot 😂

though you really ought to specify exactly where they went wrong ☕

I wrote "definitely," but that was just a typo, not a grammatical error—I don't count that. I think there might be something else somewhere else too

but the whole thread is a wash. I honestly thought steelorca5 would show up so we could go head-to-head since she was bragging so much, but I suppose that’s what you get with someone like Starbucks. When I die, please just bury me in a hole so I don't have to deal with being let down by her one more time

This is such a terrible sensation 🤣, I feel totally helpless and there's nothing I can do to prove people wrong, and to top it all off, you're all probably just going to keep mocking me for it

I'm heading to bed; hopefully, this new guy stays logged in and proves to everyone that it isn't me

Besides, the moderators have the ability to check IPs and user agents (like using a different browser). If I were actually trying to hide my IP, I certainly wouldn't bother hiding my user agent too

This whole situation is absolutely insane; it's not me, and frankly, I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks

Good night ☕

And no, that wasn't meant to be some sarcastic comment about coffee—it is genuinely not me

electrichawk94 said:

🤣

It wasn't me, I swear, man.

Now that I think about it, you might actually be the same person from the other day 😳 since he ended up getting banned

Paul Evans said:😂

It seems you both have quite a heavy reliance on the word 'literally' as well.
What a bizarre coincidence 😳

Exactly, 😲 🤣

Exactly, I personally use it literally all the time because the concept just keeps popping into my head; I suppose it's because I haven't read enough books so I lack more quality words in my sentences, so I end up repeating the same terms constantly regardless of which language I'm using.

But if you want the strongest evidence against me, look at that MK thread; I literally never even open that thread, I never leave a comment, and honestly, I don't really care about it one bit.

Besides, that was his very first post, which is so unlike my style.

Another point to consider is that his English is clearly better than mine.

Grace Hayes2 said:I just noticed and commented on it; I don't really go on about bone structure, and I actually came here because I wanted to practice communicating in English for a change. To be honest, I originally came here for the babes, but it turns out they delete their photos immediately after uploading them, which is such a bummer—not to mention a bit pointless.

I get it, don't sweat it; it's just that no one is going to take my word for it, and I feel totally helpless and there's nothing I can do about that since people assume I can just mask my IP or something and run two accounts simultaneously.

I mean, technically I could pull that off, but I'm not insane.

Henry Evans10 said:If you start using "omg" and "awww," you'll basically be acting like a cute girl
but you're still stuck using "lol"... you kids these days

Paul Evans said:

🤣

🤣

I realize how this looks, but I am seriously not trying to impersonate anyone, I swear on my mother's life

By the way, this would actually be much more accurate 😁

https://i.redd.it/bekphnqftcb41.jpg

Grace Hayes2 said:Truthfully, I have no idea who you are, nor would I even begin to fathom how to attempt to mimic you. I simply showed up here because I've been feeling pretty chronically lonely.

Actually, forget it; that isn't really the point.

I am fully aware that I'm not you, but I suspect everyone on this board is going to disagree with me anyway. It's probably because of that initial post of yours, combined with the fact that you popped into this thread the second I opened it—and I'm fairly certain that was also your very first post in the off-topic section as well.

Just the other day, some other guy joined the off-topic area and people immediately accused me of being him. This is essentially the identical scenario, though perhaps a bit more awkward given that your debut post involved that ridiculous mandible comment.

I suppose I have a reputation for constantly bringing up facial bone structure in these circles, so that doesn't exactly help my credibility, does it? Oh well, I guess I shouldn't care too much.

Regardless, I like you.

Holy shit, look at his first post

this guy is quite literally just someone pretending to be me

this is a total setup, I freaking knew it

(talking about mandibles and jawlines in his first post, yeah, definitely not obvious at all, fucking lol)

Henry Evans10 said:🤣 🤣

Interesting 🍿

steelorca5 cloned himself 🤣

That's not me, buddy. I was actually wondering the exact same thing—who is this guy? I'm currently digging through his post history, and he seems to be active over on Reddit, LinkedIn, and various other sites; honestly, this might just be Joe Jones

Plus, this marks the second time this week I've been accused of running a clone account. Just fucking lol

Grace Hayes2 said:I fail to understand how spoking relates to your divorce. You people are weird.

Holy shit, this is absolutely insane; he literally said "I spoked." Good god, this guy is dumb as fuck.

One of the most fascinating things here is that this guy (Henry Evans10) is actually a computer programmer. It's beyond me how someone like him can make a living in that field when he's absolutely clueless in both computer skills and English language.

He's either lying about his job, or he's just some low-level coder—which, if you ask me, would perfectly explain the cheap furniture visible in his photos.

Grace Hayes2 said:Depending on the phone's keyboard software input words can be stored as autofill suggestions even if they are grammatically incorrect. It is quite possible that her statement is true.

That's a fair point, but...

Trust me, you really have no clue what you're up against here. I usually prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt, but her? Honestly, no chance. Not ever.

This woman lives for deception; she practically needs lies just to breathe. You simply cannot take her word for anything, regardless of the circumstances.

If I wanted to describe her perfectly, I'd probably lean on a line from one of my absolute favorite films, 'The Exorcist'

“The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us; but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. His attack is psychological, Damien. And powerful.”

The only distinction is that her lies aren't psychological—they're just incredibly blatant (though in this scenario, 'Duxi' is the demon from that quote)

Henry Evans10 said:Mentalist

Just imagine lacking the sheer backbone required to sit down with your own wife and actually address your marital problems head-on. Instead, you retreat to anonymous internet forums to vent and throw insults at her from behind a screen.

In the entire history of humanity, has there ever been a more perfect definition of the word 'pathetic'? I truly doubt it.