and since my life is basically a total snooze fest right now, I’m thinking about "spicing things up" a little bit.
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Here's what I'm wondering. Roughly what kind of fallout am I looking at if I do this:
I'm gonna make myself a "FOLLOW ME" sign out of LED lights—you know, kind of like those "POLICE - FOLLOW US" signs they use during chases and mount it right on the back of my car.
Then I'll cruise around town late at night until I run into some cops... flip the sign on, and floor it.
Alright, this would involve speeding, blowing through multiple red lights, driving in the HOV lane, going the wrong way down a street, driving after 11 PM, failing to use turn signals, driving without headlights, and potentially some minor fender benders (with the cops), etc.
Thomas Miller80 said:What a joke—you really think I can’t charge you anything just because you’re a student? 🙄
So, what’s the daily rate for being behind bars?
Maybe this sounds stupid, but.... Do people actually brush their teeth with toilet brushes, and is all that stuff about getting jumped or worse just some scary crap they throw at you in American movies?
Honestly, I'm not even sure "you'll be heading home soon"
but there are two things here that sound like the exact same thing to me running away and failing to pull over when you hear the sirens and see the lights
driving after 11 PM
(my power was out at my place, so I headed over to a buddy's house to grind out some college homework since I needed a computer)
hmm, I think that covers it... if I haven't missed anything
So, I basically led the cops on a chase because I was only about 150 yards from my place. Since it was past 11 PM, I just thought, "Man, I really don't want to get slapped with a massive ticket..." I left the car parked right out front, engine off, doors locked. Then I hopped the fence and bolted straight into the house... Because they weren't moving for a while, I eventually decided to step back outside (They couldn't even get into the yard because I've got three aggressive guard dogs keeping watch)
...and suddenly I'm staring down a bunch of guns... backup, the forensics team, the shift supervisor, the whole works...
...and yeah, I ended up getting hit with a whole laundry list of fines...
Blood alcohol level was 0.00.
Since I'm just a college student living on my own without any parental backup is there actually any way... like, any way at all to dodge or maybe even lower these insane penalties?
Anonymous said:man, your voice sounds so incredibly sexy 😍
I'm gonna save you 😉😁
...seriously, it sounds like someone scratching their nails against a chalkboard 🙈
Save me? ... nah, I actually said I need help.
Before anything else, really... because right now I've got this one specific goal I'm dying to hit, but all these setbacks are just totally holding me back 😢
I’d honestly rather just go to hell than end up behind bars.
Like, if you want to restrict my freedom... if you really need some other way to "correct" behavior that society deems unacceptable, fine, go ahead... but don't you dare throw me in some damn prison. Just tie me to a tree or something.
mistyseal11 said:So, how do people actually deal with claustrophobia and being stuck in tight spaces? ...it’s just this non-stop sense of paranoia, straight-up panic attacks... and all that stuff.
So, how do people actually deal with claustrophobia and being stuck in tight spaces? ...it’s just this non-stop sense of paranoia, straight-up panic attacks... and all that stuff.
Nicholas Chavez70 said:You really ought to refine it all the way up to version 3.0, perhaps even adding some fine-tuned precision with needles if you're feeling thorough...🙂
That’s not even the issue, I just need to screw in a spike... Man, if you only knew how much I've been sitting here dwelling on that. 🙂
That would be straight-up visual shock therapy... But honestly, is the actual effectiveness even worth debating? I mean, I really wonder if it actually works at all.
Nicholas Chavez70 said:Have you actually put it to use in a real-world scenario yet? I have, and honestly, I'm curious about what kind of impact you saw from it. Was it just a single, decisive knockout blow, or did you find yourself needing to land several more to get the job done?
...man, I’d love to give it a shot. I just need to figure out if I should bother tweaking version 1.2 or if I should just scrap the whole interface and jump straight to 2.0.
Depends on what kind of chaos you're aiming for...
Honestly, I’d start by brewing her some heavy-duty cannabis tea just so she can actually relax for once. If that doesn't turn her into a total space cadet... then maybe slip her a drop of acid for round two.
Second option: grab some waterproof Sharpies and hand them over when you guys hang out this Sunday...
Third: bring a "special guest" along to the Monopoly game.
