Emily Morales77 said:Quick question—someone mentioned patches? How often do you actually have to apply them, and more importantly, what's the damage to the wallet? My pills currently run me $33 a month, which isn't breaking the bank, but I end up blowing $400 on them every year. If patches are even pricier... that’s going to be a tough pill to swallow.
Also, what’s the deal with implants? You get some little thing tucked under your skin that just releases hormones steadily for a few months at a time?
(God, if my parents saw how I talk about this—they're both EMTs, they'd kill me😁 )
I’ve used the patches before. They cost roughly $33 per month; you get three in a box. You slap the first one on when your period starts, then the second one after seven days, and the third one after another seven. Then you get a seven-day break where your period hits. You can put them on your hip, stomach, back, or shoulders—they stick really well, so I never had issues with mine falling off. In the summer, I usually just skipped them during the off-weeks. Personally, I find them more reliable than pills because the dosage is consistent in the bloodstream rather than being processed by the liver like tablets. Even if you have a stomach bug or vomiting, it doesn't affect efficacy, and if you forget to change one or don't notice it peeling, you're still protected for another couple of days. On the downside, they tanked my libido for me, made my PMS worse, caused water retention, and spiked my appetite, so I gained some weight. But that's just how hormones work—everyone reacts differently. I'm not using them right now; we're just sticking to condoms.