Posts by Samuel Morgan40

Grace Perez37 said:...is it actually possible for a girl to get pregnant if she was a virgin and I didn't even finish inside her?

No.

All those hormone tests are going to end up costing her quite a bit out of pocket through $500. I honestly don't see how it could be any cheaper—I’ve had most of mine done (including my thyroid panels), and it ran me about that much.

@bluetiger212, you should probably sit down with your OB-GYN and explain the whole situation; maybe ask them to write a referral so you can get all those hormones checked out. It isn't always the case that things show up on an ultrasound or manifest during a regular cycle, but certain little hormonal imbalances can trip things up—though, I really hope that isn't what's happening with you. Good luck. 🙂

Edit: And yeah, regarding what Saška mentioned—usually, doctors start taking more aggressive action once you've been trying for a year.

Of course we’re never satisfied—that’s just how people work, I suppose 😉...it seems nobody truly appreciates the sheer amount of effort and those long years poured into a project, only for us to look at the finished product and say, "Is that it?"

No one—myself included—ever claimed this was "nothing," and honestly, campaigns are just campaigns; they've always existed, and they always will.

Rachel Rogers43 said:I’m not exactly the type to go around spreading panic—that’s just not my style—but I suppose one should always consider both sides of the coin. To that end, here is an article regarding the potential negative side effects associated with Pfizer:
I suppose I should probably point people toward this particular piece—it’s an article from Dr. Mercola’s site that touches on some rather significant concerns regarding vaccine safety and the underlying data being used by major health organizations. It’s easy to get swept up in the official narratives provided by the WHO, but if you actually take a moment to look at the nuances—and I mean really dig into the specifics—there are layers here that aren't exactly being highlighted in the mainstream press. There seems to be a recurring pattern of overlooking certain adverse events, which, in my estimation, suggests a need for much more rigorous scrutiny than we are currently seeing. The way the data is presented can feel a bit... curated, if you catch my drift. It makes one wonder how much transparency we are actually getting when it comes to the long-term implications of these medical interventions. I’m not saying everything we know is false—that would be a stretch—but I am suggesting that the conversation is far from complete. We might want to consider looking beyond the surface level of the standard guidance.

It goes without saying that this is the case with almost everything—but if I were to pinpoint one of the primary flaws here, let's call them "negativities," it would be this: the vaccine only offers protection against the four most high-risk types of the WHO virus. And what about all the others? There are over a hundred other high-risk strains out there, for heaven's sake. So, even with the shot, I suppose you aren't exactly getting some sort of ultimate guarantee. 🤷

Alright, let's take a breather and get serious for a second. I know—we haven’t dealt with this kind of trolling before, and honestly, we all had a good laugh, but even the fun eventually reaches its limit. It's time to pivot back to reality.

So, placidlynx26, I’m asking you—please—stop the trolling. At some point, someone might actually try to take you seriously (though hopefully, that day never comes), and it would be a shame if that happened. Just keep in mind that in this section of the forum, we have zero tolerance for trolling, and if things get "spicy" enough to include insults, a ban is pretty much inevitable. This has gone way past the point of being funny, and frankly, nobody here is enjoying it anymore. If you think you're getting one over on people, you aren't—you're really just digging your own hole deeper. Do you honestly believe an old lady would act like this or try to act like she's some sort of intellectual heavyweight?

Furthermore, if you continue to insist—and I should clarify, nobody believes you—that two or three different people are using this account, we’ll have no choice but to issue a permanent ban, since sharing accounts is strictly against the rules here on the US forum. That goes for any clones you might decide to open up, too.

That’s all I have to say. I hate being the one to kill the vibe, but once this is settled, we can get back to our usual business. 😉

placidlynx26 said:Look, Micica... first off, please stop addressing me with masculine pronouns—it really doesn't do me any favors. Aside from that, I can say with absolute certainty that I didn't meet a single nursing student during my time at college. 🙂

Well, I guess it turns out you’re a woman. 🙂
I have to say, I’m feeling a bit disappointed—I was actually hoping you were just pulling my leg for a second there. But now you're telling me you're heading off to college too? Honestly, I didn't see that coming. 🙏 Make up your mind—are you actually in, or what? High school—that whole era of life.College degree or just staying home to look after the family? It really comes down to what you value more—career versus domestic life.

Well, it’s certainly possible—though I suppose we should be careful about how we frame it—that sperm cells might behave somewhat like bacteria in terms of their ability to penetrate certain barriers. It is a nuanced biological reality, I guess, but they definitely possess that kind of migratory potential. Through damaged tissue. Good grief... that felt like a whole different lifetime, didn't it? 🙂

🙏 And what exactly do you mean by "damaged tissue"? Where is this tissue located, and which specific pathways—if any—is it traveling through? I suppose I’m just trying to wrap my head around the physiological specifics here. 🤣

And finally... it’s pretty obvious you aren't actually reading this entire thread—I mean, really absorbing it. Someone from your little fan club already pointed out the possibility of damage further down in the discussion. 😂 It’s even more obvious than that—this whole thread isn't just about the girl mentioned in the original post...

🤣 She was going on about bacteria and how they actually spread—but what about you? What’s your take on fertilization? 😱Honestly, please—just stop. I don't know how you can even show your face after dropping gems like those.
And the conversation just kept looping back to the girl from the initial post—mostly because you decided to weigh in on her situation.

It’s honestly quite entertaining—in a dark sort of way—to read about how much high schoolers seem to know about sex these days. They have this strangely expansive knowledge base. It’s hardly surprising that every single... well, actually, I think I'll stop there. I'm feeling a bit embarrassed just thinking about it.

Yeah, honestly—we’re in the exact same boat here. 😘
And my fans as well.

placidlynx26 said:Well, nobody—and I mean absolutely nobody—ever explicitly stated that getting pregnant would be impossible... though, I suppose one could argue the risk is significantly diminished. I’d say we’re looking at a solid 15 to 30%—at the very least.

🤣 You really just won't let this go, will you? No matter what happens—not even by a long shot.
Quote:

Well, I suppose my response to you is already sitting right there above—written just like everything else td>

An answer? 🤣
Well, you still haven't actually provided a single coherent answer to any of the questions—let alone offered an actual argument to back them up. Everything you’ve managed to serve us so far is just pure trolling involving gun imagery and insulting people by implying they aren't nearly as smart as you are.

You really are a legend—you actually went through the trouble of getting that degree, and now you’re already worrying about seniority? 🙏So, I suppose the next "argument" in this sequence requires you to have a top-tier gynecologist in the family tree. Since the rest of us mere mortals—whose IQ probably matches our shoe size—are clearly struggling to grasp your logic, why don't you be a dear and explain this epic masterpiece of a blunder to us?

Are you forgetting that sperm—which results from... The issue of damaged wet pipes—or what we might call plumbing integrity failures—is one of those domestic headaches that seems to strike exactly when you aren't looking. It’s rarely a simple fix, either; it’s almost always a cascading series of inconveniences. I suppose if you're dealing with a leak or structural degradation in your drainage lines, it isn't just about the immediate mess on the floor—it’s the potential for mold, the creeping rot in the subflooring, and that lingering, damp smell that seems to defy any amount of air freshener. One might think it's just a matter of replacing a few gaskets, but in many cases, especially in older American homes, you're looking at a much more systemic failure of the piping itself. It’s a tedious process, honestly—dealing with contractors, waiting on parts, and praying that the damage hasn't already migrated into the drywall. If you're currently staring at a puddle under the sink, I’d suggest being quite methodical about it; don't just patch the surface and hope for the best—that's usually how you end up with a much larger bill from a plumber down the road. I can reach the area just in front of the vaginal opening....like a bar, I suppose. Bacteria. ???

Do you honestly believe that sperm functions like bacteria—that even the tiny amount left behind might somehow... well, you know? I suppose we’re looking at what lies ahead—though, if history is any indication, it might just be more of the same. I guess we'll see. I suppose we have to address this—the idea of some sort of supernatural, alien force essentially vacuuming its way into the reproductive organs... launching an assault on the cervix and the uterine body, and so much more. It’s a heavy thought, I guess. 🧐 Imagine—if you can even wrap your head around such a ridiculous concept—that they could somehow "infect" the egg with bacteria, traveling deep enough to actually reach and fertilize the egg cell. And then there’s this nonsense about damage to the urethra causing sperm to end up somewhere else... good grief, what on earth are you talking about? What could those two things possibly have to do with one another? Besides, we are talking about a virgin here the entire time. 🤦

Edit: We aren't going to tolerate any more insults. Honestly, resorting to personal attacks just because you've run out of actual arguments—well, that’s just plain pathetic.

placidlynx26 said:oh my god ☕
it doesn't really matter if the people behind these usernames are men or women... what matters is that several users from this thread apparently graduated with nursing degrees just six months ago☕

This whole saga just keeps getting more ridiculous by the second. 🍿

We are honestly doomed if these are the people landing jobs out there. 🤣 It’s as if their university didn't even bother teaching them the fundamentals—though, judging by the current state of things, they probably don't even understand basic anatomy very well. 😢

placidlynx26 said:I don't think this is a confessional booth, and I believe I’m perfectly qualified to disclose my sources if I choose to. It’s just a forum. You can take my word for it... or you can't. It makes no difference to me. 🤷

...and regarding the bolded part... did I actually state what you're claiming?
No, I didn't. That was a rhetorical question, though—if you really have the stamina to insist on being right, by all means, carry on.
😘

Aside from the fact that you lack any concrete answers—let alone scientifically backed ones that align with basic "natural laws" (call them whatever you like)—you’re now pivoting to some sort of crusade for justice? 😕 I suspect you’re merely trolling because you're engaging in a forum debate without having a single argument that comes remotely close to supporting your position. Honestly, it's difficult even to discern what your actual stance is, given how much disconnected nonsense you've thrown out there.

We are discussing something that is perfectly clear, yet you persistently twist the narrative and drag the conversation somewhere entirely irrelevant. Based on everything you've written thus far, it seems you've completely missed the mark—and even the information you do possess (which I assume you're just Googling as we go, whatever) relies on some "reliable" source you haven't bothered to describe, let alone explain how it relates to the core issue at hand.

I’m sorry, but in an ocean of examples, here is yet another one of your sentences that proves my point...

are you forgetting that sperm resulting from damage to the urethra can reach the area in front of the vulva, much like BACTERIA???

...at which point one can only wonder if you actually know anything at all.

who says this handle is only used by one person? My humble self?

Many people say that after they realize they've managed to drop several pearls of wisdom in such a short span of time.

placidlynx26 said:No, no, and no... I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about me either, but I know from some pretty reliable sources that urinating and rinsing can have an effect that lowers the chances of conception.
At the very start of my post, I mentioned that there is a 99% chance his girlfriend isn't pregnant—and I still maintain that—but there is always a risk, I suppose!

*Just a small correction regarding the bolded part here: the original poster noted that the semen was near the labia majora, and since the labia majora are part of the female reproductive system... well, even though that doesn't change the core issue of this thread, 😁 it's just a minor technicality... a little pedantic nitpicking on my part :P

Well, why don't you tell us about this reliable source? Maybe give us a little context on what happened to make it so incredibly dependable. You don't have to give away their full name, obviously. 😁

I’m not quite sure what qualifies as "reliable" in your book, but I tend to stick to basic biological principles—so if even my mother or my grandmother told me they had that specific method to avoid a guaranteed pregnancy (during peak fertility, definitive 100% window, ejaculation, blah blah), I wouldn't believe a word they said. It's not exactly a mystery. It's highly unlikely that sperm somehow wandered its way from the outer labia, navigated through the vaginal canal, and managed to achieve fertilization along the way. 🤦

placidlynx26 said:Scaring people??? No... these are just facts you clearly aren't aware of...
Besides, as proof that I’m not scaring anyone—rather, I’m actually telling them the truth—this is the very first post I’ve made on this thread... she isn't pregnant if everything he stated is indeed accurate. 🤷

So, are you one of those believers in the myth about peeing after sex to prevent pregnancy, or that even bigger myth about showering? Or have I misunderstood something? If so, my apologies.

First off, a woman has a specific channel for urination and a separate one for "reproduction." Please don't fall for all this hearsay and nonsense. People end up with unplanned pregnancies because they lack a basic understanding of how anatomy works.

And what kind of "unpleasant" showering are we talking about, other than simply washing sperm off? It's not like sperm is going to grow legs and walk its way inside, burrow deep, and then sprint toward fertilization! You'd practically need to shove a gasoline hose inside and power-wash everything out to kill the army (just kidding 😛), but since there was no ejaculation inside—meaning within her reproductive system—then she isn't pregnant. She would be the first virgin since Mary to be expecting. ☕

I should probably just add—based on what they told me during my breast exam—that you really shouldn't be squeezing those little bumps or whatever they are around the chest area. 🤷

Hmm, I suspect you might have better luck posting this under the PDF section—it’s a bit all over the place here, especially since people are actively looking for likes and engagement. 😉
That being said, we actually have several solid threads dedicated specifically to electronic music, so please, feel free to join us over there.

There’s actually an existing thread on this subforum regarding that—specifically touching on those intense, debilitating pains. It’s something a lot of people deal with, and unfortunately, some end up struggling for a very long time. The causes can vary wildly, but before we dive into the weeds, could you clarify exactly what we're looking at here? Are we talking about an art project, a specific talent, or something else entirely? I'm asking just so we can determine whether this warrants being included in our PDF or not. 😉

Alright, I’m starting to realize this thread has become somewhat pointless—mostly because it seems nobody actually bothers to read the original post anymore—but, in all fairness, it served its purpose quite well when it first went live about four or five years ago.
Regardless, the links provided in that initial post are still active. 😁

🙂

I suppose I should probably address this—though I’m not entirely sure where to begin with such a fragmented thought—but regarding special-K... it’s an interesting choice of topic, I guess. Perhaps a bit niche, but then again, everything is subjective. One might argue there's a certain complexity to it that isn't immediately obvious, though I suspect most people would just gloss over the nuances. It's all rather matter-of-fact when you really sit down and consider the implications—if one were inclined to do so. kaže:
Listen, you are being an absolute idiot. Honestly—about 90 percent of the bands you just listed are top-tier, legendary acts. I guess you either have zero musical taste, or maybe everyone in your little bubble only listens to church choirs... who knows? Either way, this has become the most mindless, brain-dead thread I’ve ever stumbled upon on this forum. Just go find some sheep to herd or something. Seriously.

Look, everyone—please—if you aren't actually reading the threads, specifically the opening posts, then maybe just don't bother jumping in.

The person you labeled an IDIOT was actually just doing everyone a favor by saving them the hassle of clicking—to quote him directly: "so there's no need to click the link at all"—and simply pasting the list that was already sitting right there on the linked page.

It wasn't as if he was sitting down to curate some definitive list, nor was the whole thing intended to be a mere enumeration of "gay" bands—it was more of a commentary on the organizational structure, or whatever you want to call it. Love God's WayYeah, exactly. It’s just like that absurd list they posted on their website—though, of course, they kept things in a sort of "joking" tone to soften the blow.

Please read the introductory post. Cheers!

placidheron19 said:No. You have condylomas. Pay attention to hygiene—not just yours, but your partner's too. Do it for her, if not for yourself, since it's already too late for you.☕, here is some fresh paranoia 😉 for the
troll.

What exactly makes you so certain about the condylomas? I mean, sure—statistically speaking, there’s a much higher probability that he’s carrying some strain of HPV (at least temporarily), which is pretty standard for most sexually active men—especially if condoms aren't being used (though, let's be honest, even those aren't a foolproof shield). But to jump to a definitive conclusion about what he does or doesn't have after just one look... I don't know, it feels a bit unfair. If he's just trolling, well, may he find some peace in his soul.

In any case, analogeagle10—you really ought to go through with all the screenings, including an HPV test. Although, I suppose the symptoms you're describing don't quite align with HPV (since that usually presents as warts, if anything), they seem much more consistent with a standard yeast infection. Regardless, start using condoms—especially if that HPV test comes back positive. It might not be a huge deal for you personally, and you may never even experience issues, but there is a very high probability that if you pass it on to a future partner, she will certainly suffer for it. Good luck.

Anonymous said:What even are fritule?

It’s a bit difficult—if I can even call it that—to overlook one of the most iconic and traditional American treats. ☕

bluecyclist64 said:From what I gather, they're some kind of cookies filled with anthracite and cyclone... uh...

And there's bourbon, too.
🙂