Posts by Jason Campbell70

stormybadger8 said:Even more dominant than the 2009 Brawn car, actually.

The seasonal Mercedes is easily the most dominant car in history. ☕

graniteharbor502 said:Look at qualifying. How much did Vettel trail Lewis Hamilton—arguably one of the fastest drivers on the planet right now—when he was in a slower car? It wasn't just a gap; it was about a full second on this track. Isn't that worth some respect? And where does Daniel Ricciardo's time stack up against Vettel's?
Now look at the race. After losing ground at the start, Vettel manages to overtake directly on track in an identical car. Who else has pulled that off lately?
From there, Vettel steadily builds a lead over his teammate while putting pressure on Nico Rosberg's second-place spot. All this in a car that is significantly slower than the Mercedes-Benz. If that isn't proof of pure skill, I don't know what is 🤷
. You can also see the results for the rest of the Renault-powered cars in the standings.

Wow. Is that really the most positive thing you could find to say about him today? 😂

ruggedhawk20 said:.

Honey, since when was that post of mine even written? 🥳

jadeseal7 said:Hang in there, Felipe Massa.😁

Mercedes performed as expected. Kudos to Red Bull Racing, though it's a shame for Daniel Ricciardo. Alonso had a solid race—even if his fans think passing the FIA with 25+ laps to go on old tires was some kind of masterstroke. As for Kimi... man, I've been putting up with that guy's setbacks since 2003🙂. Mostly, Ferrari feels stuck in total stagnation with zero progress. And McLaren? What is even happening with them??

Solid signing.

Get lost, you heathen
Jason Campbell70 is calling you out

🙏🙏🙏

I think I might just go back to my old move from March 2007—setting my avatar to the helmet of the fastest driver in Formula 1.

darkmarlin16 said:Vel executed, says Vettel

I practically gagged at the sheer amount of sentimentality pumped through the team radio.

"It was good, but we aren't quite where we want to be yet."
Give me a break. As if you just handed us all the answers. 🙏🙏🙏

The fastest driver took the win, while the best runner-up is just steps away from the podium.
Deception all around.

darkmarlin16 said:Felipe, isn't it clear that Valtteri has the edge on you?
😂

It seems like you might have cut off your message. What was the rest of that thought?aI can help you with that. What did you have in mind?

My God, what a Maestro-level move! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

While Maestro fights tooth and nail for a single point, a certain Finnish fraud is scraping by in an identical car, chasing after that same solitary point. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Edward Howard2 said:a second and a half faster than the cheat 🙏

Finland or a four-timer?

A masterful lap. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Hmm, I can already see exactly where the next Jergin piece is headed. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I just can't figure out the headline. How much more pathetic can they get this time?
It’s hard to imagine anything worse than "Walking on Water" or "Building a Legend", but hey—that’s just Mlađo Jergović for you! 🙏🙏🙏

The cheater is having gearbox issues, so the crew makes sure his teammate doesn't end up jeopardizing his position during the very next pit stop.

Richard getting the Webber treatment.

Raymond Anderson4 said:Hmm, Brundle thinks that whining is coming from the ERS rather than the tires.

That’s a new one. Back during the Australian Grand Prix, he once suggested that those sounds during braking weren't the front tires at all—just some spectator letting out an unarticulated scream.

Look, I really don't want any rain right now. My driver is out there leading the pack. ☕

George Ramos15 said:Why not just call them the Santander drivers instead of Maestro? It's more accurate, especially since you're already calling them the Shell drivers, right?🙂

Based on what? The actual performance on the track?

Maestro 6, just another Shellov plant employee (Edward Howard2 copyright) 0.

Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race in Australia.

Q1, Q2, Q3, and the race in Malaysia.

Australia
Q1 -1.1
Q2 -1.6

Malaysia
Q1 -0.4
Q2 -0.2
Q3 -1.2

Looks like being six-tenths behind Mass wasn't much.
But against that Finnish fraud? That's practically a whole second.

God, what a driver. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏:

Of course, even with a broken front suspension, Grand Maestro pulls up right in front of that Finnish scam. ☕