Posts by Jason Campbell70

And the main villain? 🙂

Megan Jones3 said:Ricardo Patres

You mean you haven't heard of her?! She's absolutely legendary. Total knockout, and honestly, my mom's been obsessed with her for ages—she’s basically constantly swooning.

Honestly, I think my mom could turn that around. 😁

William Bennett53 said:@stormybadger8 - You might call it a crisis, but I prefer to view it as an opportunity. 🙏 That is precisely what separates the winners from the rest of the pack. 🙏 😁 🤣

@Nathan Jones98 - As far as the famous characters go, all we have left are us, Seka, myself, and "SuKki and the 4 pistols." Though perhaps some pieces from Tamburel escape the blood spilled in the carriage under the cover of darkness. 😍
edit: and Joseph the Radiant. Though I suspect his divine visions come more from chewing on mushrooms than anything else, so I highly doubt he actually understands what's going on. 🤣

@Jason Campbell70 -🤣🤣 Admit it, you’d much rather be taking a heavy beating alongside your padawan than being pushed around by graniteharbor502 like this. 🤣

I’d much rather be dealing with SEO than this bullshit... 😁

William Bennett53 said:Good grief, if all of this doesn't eventually spiral into one massive, chaotic free-for-all, I don't know what will. Sure, we’re still occasionally playing cowboys and Indians out here in the Wild West, but personally, I’m just waiting to see if I can manage to plant my flag before someone decides to scalp me. 😁
(And I suppose I should be able to, given how much Tempo is valued. 😁)

As for me, I'm busy running away from graniteharbor502.

Is this even worth the damn trouble?

rustydrifter10 said:Tamburello finally has some deputies stepping up, so at last, someone else will be looking out for my girls! 👋

The job itself is purely management; everything else is just pure enjoyment. 🥳

😍

If it helps you out at all, Meadow has a real soft spot for pink. 😁

As for that "everything else"? That's where the Wild West comes in. 😎

Edward Howard2 said:Fast Edward Howard2... 😎 The fastest gunslinger in the States. 🙂

Wild Bill Hickok, Doc Holliday, Billy the Kid, Wild West Max—every legendary gunslinger has that one nickname that sticks to them like glue. Every icon needs a handle. ☕ Honestly, I could've easily gone with "Edward Howard2 the Magnificent," but hey, I guess I can live with this one. No complaints here!

Since I’m officially the fastest gunslinger in the West, I'm pretty much counting on my VIP seat in the final showdown... 😁
I really hope I can turn into someone like William Munny from *Unforgiven*. You know, that classic hired gun with a gritty past who ends up actually having a heart of gold—a guy fighting for justice and eventually taking down some corrupt, crooked sheriff. That's the dream. 🤣

I’ve gotta say, that whole thing swifttiger75 was cooking up is honestly such a vibe. It’s also killer how WayOut was basically calling the shots on how the chase would go down—it really pulls you right into the action, making you feel like you're part of the story. I’m seriously hoping we get more moments like that, where the main characters actually have to make those split-second calls that shift the entire direction of the plot. That kind of stuff keeps me hooked!
For instance... I might end up having some kind of final decision to make when we settle everything up. 😁, which would probably go something like this...

Edward Howard2 is standing face-to-face with the Sheriff, taking one last drag from his cigarette. He’s holding a revolver in each hand, and each one only has a single bullet left. He already burned through ten rounds clearing out the Sheriff's sidekicks—those minor players like tbfa, Paskaneman, graniteharbor502, Kimmy #1, Bjesomara, Philip, Nathan Jones98, Sepu, and Mazgoon. Turns out Mazgoon was actually a former Sheriff from a small town near the Monza racetrack, but he bailed after getting fed up with local gangs filling up the jails, so he started making a living as a mail carrier instead. Now, anyone paying close attention would probably notice something a bit off: Edward Howard2 only killed nine people but used ten bullets. That’s pretty weird for a gunslinger with a reputation for being deadshot. But anyway, during the shootout, graniteharbor502 took the first hit right in the left ear. He hit the dirt immediately, thrashing around and screaming in pain, rolling around in the dust. Being the kind soul he is, Edward Howard2 decided to end that suffering by putting a second bullet right between his eyes. Honestly, he finished off all the others with that same surgical precision, straight to the forehead. So, here we are at the final showdown near the 130 Corals. On one side, you've got Edward Howard2, and on the other, there's WayOut, William Bennett53, and Pangloss. In that split second, Max is weighing a massive decision... which two of these loudmouthed Sheriffs is he going to send to the grave since he's down to his last two bullets? Does he go with his gut and take out the two he likes the least, or does he play it smart and target the two who aren't as fast?

And hey, don't let my made-up ending get you guys down... this is just how I see things playing out. I'm sure swifttiger75 has a totally different vision for how this goes. Honestly, at this rate, some of these characters might not even make it to the final showdown. Like, what if darkmarlin16 actually lands a shot right in the backside and the guy dies from an infection before the big finale even happens? 🤷 Who knows how things will actually go down... 🤷

We all know who the truly magnificent one on this subforum is.

swifttiger75 said:When the chase broke out across the ridge overlooking the canyon, it was quite the sight. A massive cloud of dust gfggfgove gang trailed behind as they galloped toward Eau Rouge, with the boss falling further and further behind. Down south, Pila was riding hard after Tamburelo, while about two miles ahead, Mazgoon came barreling toward him with a mail coach and an Apache escort.

"Ugh, damn. Now tell me there's nothing living in this canyon," said stormybadger8 as he adjusted himself in the saddle.
"Way, what’s the move?" shadowhawk24 asked, fixing his hat.

(Now they're at Terry Carter2 to decide who goes where...)
Options are to split the posse or have everyone head toward, say, Pila. Alternatively, they could send just one—only one—member back to Paddington for reinforcements.

Meanwhile, over in Tamburelo , right as they entered the Bassanac saloon, someone was nailing a bounty poster to the wooden wall. It read: "WANTED: JASON CAMPBELL, DEAD OR ALIVE, REWARD $100".
A stranger stepped up to the bounty and ripped it down in one smooth motion.

"What the hell..." Bassanac muttered, turning around.
"Oh, uh... excuse me, sir, I thought you were... you know, kids and all..." he stammered, stepping backward.

Then his eyes went wide. The sound of a Colt being cocked hit his ears. Two shots fired at his feet, sending him into a frantic dance before he bolted down the street. The stranger watched the bounty for a moment, then lit a cigarette, staring blankly. After pinning the paper back to the wall, he sighed, mounted his horse, and trotted away. Bjesomar stepped out of the saloon, watching the stranger leave. Then he looked at the poster: "WANTED: JASON CAMPBELL, ... OR ALIVE, REWARD $100".

To be continued...

swifttiger75 said:Unlike Paddington, who viewed this as a peaceful little town right up until the recent chaos, Tamburelo was a den of sin. A massive saloon, a casino, and the brothel run by Madam Nice—even the train station itself—gave this place its momentum. It acted as a magnet for every kind of opportunist, making life in Tamburelo sweet, though often short-lived. Sheriff Pangloss has already posted notices looking for deputies twice in the last month. (If you want in on this, step up)

Mr. The End, a local powerhouse who uses his crew to terrorize local ranchers into selling their land cheap, stood at the station waiting for the fast MAXYMA—perhaps the quickest gunslinger in these parts. The train was late, as usual, and Mr. The End was losing patience. He knew MAXYMA's services wouldn't come cheap, but he needed them for what he had planned. Especially after being turned down by Kimi, the most famous bounty hunter from this side of Ria Spa.

"Where the hell is that train!" The End muttered to himself, pacing the platform nervously.
"It’s only natural it's running late, boss..." Jamie Barnes15 tried to suck up to him.
"Natural? Nothing in this town is natural!!!" The End snapped.
"Probably that conductor Sean Smith5 got drunk again and forgot to shovel the coal," Franem remarked ironically.
"If that's actually the case, I want him taught a lesson!" The End barked.
"With pleasure, boss," Jamie Barnes15 replied.

Meanwhile, Sean Smith5 was casually tipping back a nearly empty bottle, letting the wind hit his face. His assistant, brightwolf48, pulled the whistle cord to signal their imminent arrival in Tamburelo. The shrill screech of steam echoed through the valley...

To be continued...

You can't force a frog into the water. 😍

swifttiger75, just write whatever comes to mind first. Don't let these local small-timers influence your creative freedom or your storytelling spirit.

Over 4,000 penalty points for a measly $100 prize?

I’m seriously about to lose my cool on someone. 😁

Oh right, now I need to include everyone who has even posted a single time on this subforum.

The main characters of the forum should also be the main characters of the story. Hmm...vice versa does that hold up?

Fine, you can just be some minor, insignificant extra.

Jason Campbell70, The Kid. 😁

William Bennett53 said:Who says you're the villain here? Perhaps you're merely an innocent victim of a smear campaign and relentless persecution...

A total villain at first glance, perhaps. But in your soul? A saint and a good person. 😁

A hundred bucks? You can keep it. 😁

Anyway... cool guys like that have always had naive girls falling for them. 😁

rustydrifter10 said:Ecokun gave you the full rundown. You can always retire this account and start fresh, but you aren't allowed to post under two different handles on the same thread. Plus, on certain subforums, you have to stick to one identity across all topics. 🙂

...that's what rustydrifter10 wrote a few years back.

I seem to be running into this exact same explanation lately....

But why is it that over in the Formula 1 subforum, a certain user has been tolerated using two different handles on the same thread for years?

Specifically, the thread is here:

I'm sure the moderators over there know exactly which user and which handles I'm talking about.

Come on, don't leave us hanging like this. 🙏

Haha, definitely one of the better episodes. 😁

Jason Campbell70 is the main villain here.
darkmarlin16 got wrecked by Piksi.
Fortinbras? Just some nobody.

Nothing new in Formula 1. 😍

I like the intro. 🙂

redbear12 said:Did you even watch the video though?

A rather charming little incident.
Or whatever they call physical assaults on people with differing opinions these days.

"Cyrillic in Vukovar" is easily the biggest topic in America right now, let alone in terms of politics.

Kudos to whoever moved it from the main page of the "Politics" > to "Close politics". 😍