Posts by Douglas Taylor4

Mr. Wrong said:Pagans - Eyes of Satan

Those pagans—with those watery, snake-like green-blue eyes, just like the vibe in Mel Gibson’s Passion.

They look like Morrissey too, though more of a deep navy blue. It’s a miracle nobody managed to seduce him in the heat of a romantic encounter. Viva hate! Neither Jesus nor Satan wants him. Poor Steve.

By the way, god Bullies have this early EP called "Join the Satan's Army"—unfortunately, it's out of reach.

Post 666, or maybe just six little gifts for Satan. Honestly, the guy is alright. And look, I'm not claiming to be some prophet or anything, but...

1. sweet loaf - butthole surfers
2. sweet sweet satan - the didjits
3. satan place - (scraping) foetus (off the wheel)
4. (diablo) guapo - bastro
5. satan's chainsaw - tad
6. satan is boring - sonic youth

Anyway, back to reality... oi, oi, oi!!! Let's throw on some Buzzcocks to decompress. Man, I really love Madness and The Beat.

analogharbor442 said:Is there actually anything worth following on Brain Drain besides the five semesters of chaos?

Nothing.

Nicholas Perez33, Mainstream is way more pink than you this time around. You'll never catch up.

Man, I just got absolutely wrecked by those four skins in 'the good, the bad and the 4-skins'.
Goodbye suburbs, goodbye Midwest... I’m moving to Manhattan.

A few interesting bands:

Sham 69
Ramones
The Beatles rejects
Punk rock bands
the Business
the Last resort
etc.

Where is that badass punk rocker Ron to give me some advice?
Only bald guys, please—I'm not interested in anyone wearing masks over an irokes.

🙂 🙂

1. the seventies 😍 🙂
2. the eighties
3. the sixties
6. the nineties
4. the fifties

The top three spots are set in stone. There’s just no changing them.

Man, those were some seriously heavy words to throw around.

Everything is fine until she starts screaming in my face.

zednouhi said:I'd much rather we just meet up this Saturday for some football and a backyard BBQ, then head over to the Swamp later to go beat up some Smiths fans. 😬

congratulations !!!

Football and BBQ are the absolute best, but seriously, leave the Smiths fans alone—their daily struggle is enough of a headache as it is. You really want to start a fight with Deak while the game is on? 😉

I’d better not go too hard on Stephen Patrick Morrissey’s blue eyes. Or Black Francis’s gut, for that matter.

There is a massive difference between being overly emotional and just letting out a visceral scream. One is a tedious, whining complaint that drags on far too long, while the other is a raw, honest reaction to something being genuinely broken. If you’re just sitting there moping about how things "feel unfair" without any substance, you're just being dramatic. But if you're shouting because the system is fundamentally flawed? That's different. One is noise; the other is a response.

congratulations !!!

Looks like I’m heading to see Archduke Franz Ferdinand. They’ve really stepped up their game lately. Honestly, they belong on my all-time top concerts list.

1. Humans 2. Aliens 3. Robots

What are you guys even talking about? Another Sferakon meeting?

you wake up at 5:30 AM because your back is killing you and sleep is out of the question

Nah, not that. I can barely drag myself out of bed at 8:00 AM because I'm completely wiped and my back and neck are aching. Man, if only I had a neck like Sylvester Stallone.

Anyway, cough, cough—people say "badminton" (just like how we say things like "pantry" or "screwdriver"...), and apparently, badminton is this new American thing I've fully embraced because, well... I guess I'm just a total sellout. :collaborator: :traitor:

*heavy sigh*

@ stormyviper11 & driving school section

😂

Nicholas Perez33 said:Homophobe!!! 😠 😠 😠

I object! I object! I object! :hardcoreDC81nabrijanadječačkaverzija:

Seriously, these photos are killer—they almost make me want to reach out and grab them. Unfortunately, my media player won't touch these MP3 files, so I can't even listen. That title is spot on though! 👍 Guinness is great; it’s basically a Vitamin B supplement. 👍

McLusky—are you actually trying to intimidate me with that bombastic intro? 👎

I need some company tonight.
I need a pint of Guinness right now.
Then, straight to bed.

1. McLusky
2. N/A
3. N/A

The local dive bars are packed with the usual suspects every single night.
I’m really hoping I don't lose my faith in the punk scene once I actually hear them live.
But if that band Against me! smells like lukewarm tap water—regardless of how young they are—it stinks. : snif,snif : : prejudices :

N/A - just some total idiots acting like they own the place.
That pretty much sums up my feelings on them.

rutvica said:Honestly, if there’s one thing that seems to be the ultimate male fetish lately, it’s left-handedness. 😍

You're just incredibly lucky.

Writing isn't exactly easy when my hand is acting up like this. I can't even wrap my head around the idea of using a fountain pen or a fine-liner—that would be a total nightmare. To make matters worse, my signature looks like a mess; honestly, it looks more like something a five-year-old would scribble on a napkin than an adult's autograph.

I’m really not in the mood to get into all those early morning fetishes right now; things are getting a little too intense for me this early in the day.

Sean Lee7 said:Sex is way overrated, honestly.

Give me a break. 😢

You bet.

Drew Adams58 said:Honestly, this might be the best argument for being overweight I've ever heard. I’m definitely requesting permission to use this logic. You’ve got ten years of total incompetence as a downside, and in some people's cases, it lasts from one election cycle to the next.

What are we even talking about here? Since when are big guys not charming? And "the best other option"?

The world is absolute garbage.
Anorexia culture still reigns supreme.

I'm a pig, man, purely masculine
I've got nothing for women
Love is for softies
And I couldn't care less

I finally get the joke
I'm done playing along
I've stopped hoping for anything
I have no sanctuary left

The whole world is sick
The whole world is corrupt
The whole world is complete trash

Queen? Forget Queen. Haustor is actual punk.

The top three things I’ve heard come out of the mouths of various driving instructors. Honestly, I’ve experienced them firsthand, but I’ve kept them bottled up until now.

😂

It’s just too good—that kind of uniquely sexy vibe you only find in certain parts of the world.

I’m getting pretty tired of this whole "vagabond bon vivant" persona I’ve got going under my username on the left. I’ve been sitting here thinking about changing it, but honestly, I just can't seem to make up my mind on what to go with.

You can let him slide, it’s fine. Just change that line, man: "That damn mutt is going to get us all caught up in a Redcoat mess!" It doesn't have to be permanent.

There’s nothing quite like homemade pizza. I’m talking about that thick, doughy crust that actually acts like a sponge for all the tomato sauce. The best part, though? Eating it cold the next morning with a bit of mayo and a cup of instant coffee. Honestly, it hits the spot. Muy bien.

Well, Jack Black knows exactly what's up. Spot on.

I’ve been off the grid for a bit, but...

1. playing the angel
2. tool
3. radiohead

...are still front and center.

They just don't quit.

Topic from last night's party: is there actually a third hit with the word "square" in the title?

The top two candidates:
1. Huey Lewis and The News - hop to be square
2. Ali Corley - Square rooms
3. ?
Maybe something involving Times Square?
Notice how both those tracks come from the mid-eighties, right when everything in design was obsessed with being boxy.
Man, what a pointless rabbit hole to go down last night...

3. Adam and the Ants - Don't be Square (be there)

Or else

As if punk rock hadn't been insulted enough already.
Honestly, every single track on Burning in water & brava noise counts as a "hit":

moving Targets - Squares and Circles

Both of them are eighties era too, obviously—early and mid-decade.
I think we've reached peak nonsense here.

anti-person said:here's a massive list:

The first one where I haven't heard a single band mentioned, and the second one too.
(except for the occasional anti-NP posts: Volcano!, Why?)
It's all just yellowed garbage and mindless nonsense.
Total trash.

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