ccc... parallel lives it’s not even parallel, it’s perpendicular why didn't you just post that photo from the BBQ where I'm balancing three objects—two of them living things on my shoulders and a freaking axe for the third now that's real folk culture you should've gone with the shot of me riding a McNugget through a fever dream, but honestly, you'd need to start a whole new thread titled "images guaranteed to make you gag" for that one
ruggedcrane22 said:5. You’re just talking trash about a guy who doesn't even know what he's talking about.
The most hilarious thing this "expert" ever said regarding his own supposed expertise was this: "I don't actually have an opinion on this." (And that was his big, brilliant answer when I asked him how he thought we should set up the microphone.)
My bad, I got the date wrong, it's actually December 6th. The Switcher is back together again, though obviously with a different lineup this time around. If you have even a shred of interest in punk, you really ought to show up and check them out. Sound-wise, they're basically the American version of Social Distortion or The Offspring—I'm not saying they've mastered it yet, but they're definitely chasing that same vibe.
Tuesday, Dec 5th at the Wrong Way, located at 123 Main Street (right where The Swamp used to be) we're hosting a show featuring: The Switcher The band at the Pub
entry is free if you actually think you're into punk, don't even think about missing this doors open around 9 PM, probably
octopus said:The top three things I actually accomplished by age 14:
1. Snagged a kiss from a girl in my class 2. Saw Pearl Jam live 3. Made some quick cash flipping pancakes
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You’re missing one massive thing on this legendary list, though you didn't explicitly say it, and honestly, you deserve a Medal of Freedom from the President for that alone because we all know exactly what you're hinting at here! Just waiting for the chance to give you props, Giga.
coastalpanther11 said:ARE YOU REALLY STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY TRYING TO SUGGEST THAT MILIĆ VUKAŠINOVIĆ ISN'T A MAN? MAY GOD STRIKE YOU WITH LIGHTNING FOR EVEN THINKING THAT!
A properly calibrated scale will always tell the truth.😁
coastalpanther11 said:Are you seriously trying to tell me I'm some kind of hillbilly?! I practically have a Medal of Honor for being a connoisseur of classic American country music! What the hell would you know about anything...😎
It isn't even about whether you're a hillbilly, it's that you aren't even a man because you're out here announcing to the entire digital world that you're dropping pounds. How much do you weigh? 189? 🙂 You know damn well that if you don't have at least 1000 Newtons of force behind you, you aren't a man!🙂 189 Damn... 1000/9.81 = 101.9 kilograms That is the bare minimum requirement to be considered a man Anything less than that puts you firmly in the "miscellaneous" category.
Steven Hernandez9 said:Even if Dr. Barack Obama started playing the harmonica, he’d probably just end up looking like a caricature of himself immediately.🙏
Hmm... I haven't actually heard him play anything beyond some basic, repetitive riffs, and honestly, without more substance, there's just no way he's making any money, but the kid's got potential, so we might give him a look once he learns how to play something with actual depth.
It was alright for me, I guess, but honestly, those two guys were such a massive pain in the ass because they wouldn't shut up about some stupid nonsense the entire time Elvis Presley was performing... total low-class jerks. 😎
The folk-rock crowd is going to show up eventually to flip tables and try to rub elbows with the rural country boys, though personally, I’d much rather stay far away from any of those indie rockers 😁 Steven Hernandez9, are you guys scoring animal attack movies or some weird incest drama? Because if you want real country, there's this guy in Cleveland who could definitely help you out with the lyrics😁 😁 😁
p.s. Damn, I wish there were more tables to climb on; this dive bar is pathetic and clearly wasn't built to handle a real country crowd
In that whole macho-meathead-rock scene, nobody actually changes their strings; they just shove the leftover wire into their teeth and stare hypnotically at the nearest waitress.
They aren't real bad asses like the mailman... honestly, they're basically saints.. but hey, this is actually interesting... a nice change of pace 🙂
It’s going to be damn near impossible for anyone to outdo Nusret Doličanin, man! Carrying a reputation like that isn't easy, but we've got some wild guests lined up, and we're going to push this band to the absolute limit! 👋
