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I can't argue with a GIF this objectively perfect, much like I can't win any of our usual debates.
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Matthew Anderson4 said:Don't see the point arguing with someone who just picks their own side of the truth.
Peace out. 🙂
Matthew Anderson4 said:So, if dogs being less exposed means they're smarter (literally quoting here), but cats being less exposed says nothing about intelligence? Pick a side already.
You aren't even comparing dogs to cats, really. It's about how people actually treat them, and you're totally missing that part.
Lol, just Google it. I couldn't find a single official census for pet owners either—it’s all just "estimates," though they usually lean toward cats. Didn't see anything on stray dogs, but the numbers for stray cats are definitely up.Alright. That's the situation, at least in the area this article covers.
How does that even make sense? You're talking about Americans when the 3:1 ratio applies to the whole damn world.
Matthew Anderson4 said:So, if dogs being less exposed means they're smarter (literally quoting here), but cats being less exposed says nothing about intelligence? Pick a side already.
You aren't even comparing dogs to cats, really. It's about how people actually treat them, and you're totally missing that part.
Lol, just Google it. I couldn't find a single official census for pet owners either—it’s all just "estimates," though they usually lean toward cats. Didn't see anything on stray dogs, but the numbers for stray cats are definitely up.Alright. That's the situation, at least in the area this article covers.
How does that even make sense? You're talking about Americans when the 3:1 ratio applies to the whole damn world.
Matthew Anderson4 said:So, if dogs being less exposed means they're smarter (literally quoting here), but cats being less exposed says nothing about intelligence? Pick a side already.
You aren't even comparing dogs to cats, really. It's about how people actually treat them, and you're totally missing that part.
Lol, just Google it. I couldn't find a single official census for pet owners either—it’s all just "estimates," though they usually lean toward cats. Didn't see anything on stray dogs, but the numbers for stray cats are definitely up.Alright. That's the situation, at least in the area this article covers.
How does that even make sense? You're talking about Americans when the 3:1 ratio applies to the whole damn world.
Matthew Anderson4 said:So, if dogs being less exposed means they're smarter (literally quoting here), but cats being less exposed says nothing about intelligence? Pick a side already.
You aren't even comparing dogs to cats, really. It's about how people actually treat them, and you're totally missing that part.
Lol, just Google it. I couldn't find a single official census for pet owners either—it’s all just "estimates," though they usually lean toward cats. Didn't see anything on stray dogs, but the numbers for stray cats are definitely up.Alright. That's the situation, at least in the area this article covers.
How does that even make sense? You're talking about Americans when the 3:1 ratio applies to the whole damn world.
Matthew Anderson4 said:not even sure what to say to that. you basically just ignored my whole post 😂
living in San Diego here. where do you even live, man? all you see are old cats? 😂
more people get hit by cars daily than cats, period.
and saying a cat dies from being poisoned is somehow against "cat logic"? if you ate a Big Mac and died because someone slipped poison in it, would that make you stupid? 😂
starving isn't just a thing for certain animals either. what, stray dogs don't die of hunger? do strays not starve, just cats? 🙏
Matthew Anderson4 said:That only applies to those dumb dogs we basically captured and put to work like slaves. Cats chose us because we had extra stuff lying around, and they figured out a tactic to charm us by catching mice and other pests. They played us.
You weren't comparing intelligence, you just said a dog is more capable of intelligent functions? 😂
And you still haven't explained how predicting epilepsy is an "intelligent function" when it’s just a dog using its nose because you trained it to be a tool. The dog doesn't know what epilepsy is. You're tripping if you think the dog uses its nose to recognize a seizure. It's not like that. The human uses the dog's nose to recognize the seizure.
Besides, where am I gonna find stray dogs? This isn't some rural village.
More people die daily in a city like Chicago than cats die on the streets (relative to their populations). Does that mean a cat is smarter than a human?
I don't get the question. A sheltered cat lives just as long as a sheltered dog. But a stray cat definitely has a better shot at surviving than a stray dog. Most dogs couldn't even figure out how to get into a trash can to eat.
Don't get why I'm "downplaying" smell by calling it a sense rather than intelligence. I've never heard anyone say, "Wow, you're so smart because you have great vision or hearing."
Matthew Anderson4 said:That only applies to those dumb dogs we basically captured and put to work like slaves. Cats chose us because we had extra stuff lying around, and they figured out a tactic to charm us by catching mice and other pests. They played us.
You weren't comparing intelligence, you just said a dog is more capable of intelligent functions? 😂
And you still haven't explained how predicting epilepsy is an "intelligent function" when it’s just a dog using its nose because you trained it to be a tool. The dog doesn't know what epilepsy is. You're tripping if you think the dog uses its nose to recognize a seizure. It's not like that. The human uses the dog's nose to recognize the seizure.
Besides, where am I gonna find stray dogs? This isn't some rural village.
More people die daily in a city like Chicago than cats die on the streets (relative to their populations). Does that mean a cat is smarter than a human?
I don't get the question. A sheltered cat lives just as long as a sheltered dog. But a stray cat definitely has a better shot at surviving than a stray dog. Most dogs couldn't even figure out how to get into a trash can to eat.
Don't get why I'm "downplaying" smell by calling it a sense rather than intelligence. I've never heard anyone say, "Wow, you're so smart because you have great vision or hearing."
Matthew Anderson4 said:lol, second life, self-sufficient, unique, one-of-a-kind, exists just for us 😂
maybe we exist for them, ever thought about that? 😂
haha, downplaying smell? what's there to downplay, I don't get it.
just curious what correlation you see between smelling stuff and being smart. is a dog smarter than a cat just because you used basic conditioning to teach it to bark when it catches a scent? 🙏
Matthew Anderson4 said:lol, second life, self-sufficient, unique, one-of-a-kind, exists just for us 😂
maybe we exist for them, ever thought about that? 😂
haha, downplaying smell? what's there to downplay, I don't get it.
just curious what correlation you see between smelling stuff and being smart. is a dog smarter than a cat just because you used basic conditioning to teach it to bark when it catches a scent? 🙏
Matthew Young35 said:A true intellectual, unlike swiftscout9!If anything can teach you about dictatorship, it’s raising a child.
Precisely.Similarly, a dog is capable of forming an emotional bond with its owner, whereas a cat does everything out of pure self-interest.
Actually, cats can form deep emotional bonds too. Anyone claiming otherwise clearly hasn't lived with a cat.I find it easy to decide who I want by my side.
For me, it's quite a struggle.
I simply cannot decide between Shakira and Taylor Swift.
Matthew Young35 said:A true intellectual, unlike swiftscout9!If anything can teach you about dictatorship, it’s raising a child.
Precisely.Similarly, a dog is capable of forming an emotional bond with its owner, whereas a cat does everything out of pure self-interest.
Actually, cats can form deep emotional bonds too. Anyone claiming otherwise clearly hasn't lived with a cat.I find it easy to decide who I want by my side.
For me, it's quite a struggle.
I simply cannot decide between Shakira and Taylor Swift.
Matthew Young35 said:A true intellectual, unlike swiftscout9!If anything can teach you about dictatorship, it’s raising a child.
Precisely.Similarly, a dog is capable of forming an emotional bond with its owner, whereas a cat does everything out of pure self-interest.
Actually, cats can form deep emotional bonds too. Anyone claiming otherwise clearly hasn't lived with a cat.I find it easy to decide who I want by my side.
For me, it's quite a struggle.
I simply cannot decide between Shakira and Taylor Swift.
Matthew Young35 said:A true intellectual, unlike swiftscout9!If anything can teach you about dictatorship, it’s raising a child.
Precisely.Similarly, a dog is capable of forming an emotional bond with its owner, whereas a cat does everything out of pure self-interest.
Actually, cats can form deep emotional bonds too. Anyone claiming otherwise clearly hasn't lived with a cat.I find it easy to decide who I want by my side.
For me, it's quite a struggle.
I simply cannot decide between Shakira and Taylor Swift.
Matthew Anderson4 said:useful in someone else's circle?
what a joke lol
and what's the link between a sharp sense of smell and memory? 😕
good nose + basic conditioning = smarts😂
Matthew Young35 said:My cat serves a purpose. His purring keeps me grounded.
He curls up in my lap, he purrs; everyone wins.
Is that not what we call coexistence? Multiculturalism? Tolerance?
With dogs, it’s a different story altogether—the dictator owner versus an obedient canine population.
Matthew Young35 said:Why?
Matthew Anderson4 said:Turns out cat brains are actually way more wired for heavy lifting than dog brains. They’re packing about 300 million neurons in that cerebral cortex, while dogs only hit around 160 million.
Noah Ross7 said:Brad Pitt dies 😢
Keith Miller30 said:Thanks for the tip, I think I'll dive into Fury later today. 🙂
James Anderson5 said:Sergio made a solid call here
Jesse Sullivan5 said:Tomorrow, the veteran members of VB16 are finally stepping up to the polls for the very first time! 😍
Michelle Palmer6 said:Steve is never going to be Stephen.