neoncrane64 said:My esteemed colleague, it would be such an honor if you’d share something here on this little corner of the web 👍
Man, dude... that is some heavy stuff right there... I'm actually still shaking a little bit
So basically, yesterday I'm heading out, all geared up as usual—got my smokes, my laptop, the whole nine yards... just sitting there reading some article when everything goes sideways. And why does it go sideways? Because I didn't bother to shred my business into tiny little pieces first. You know, makes it easier to flush down the drain and honestly, just more satisfying while you're doing your business...
And then... bam. Right in the middle of it, my wife starts pounding on the door, yelling that she's desperate to pee and telling me to hurry up because she's about to lose it in her pants
And what am I supposed to do? Use logic? Like, why should I waste water when she’s just gonna come in and pee anyway? It's way more efficient to wash the mess away with hot water than cold, right? So I step outside, and she's standing there looking absolutely unhinged, practically screaming at me like I'm some kind of idiot. Everything stinks, there's smoke everywhere, it's a total disaster zone
And then I try to explain to her that we really need to be conserving resources, and that she actually did me a favor by rushing me so I could finish faster... yeah, right. As if she'd care about that one bit 🤦
Women, man... they are seriously wasteful with the most precious resource of all: water...