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Can't access the "Jokes" PDF since yesterday in Feedback & Suggestions ·
I'm running into the exact same headache. Every time I click on the Jokes forum, instead of landing on Reddit, my browser starts trying to load www.showbiz.com and then just hits me with a "the web page is not available" error message.
Hot Shots 2 is hands down one of my all-time favorite movies. It takes me straight back to high school, when my buddy and I would spend half our time just quoting every single joke from the film. Seriously, that President character? One of the funniest characters ever put on screen.

Aside from that, most of the old classics mentioned are top-tier too—especially Top Secret and Airplane!. And let’s not forget Bad Taste, which is also worth mentioning.

Since we're already talking about Top Secret... 😁

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Clerks (Kevin Smith) (1994) in Movies ·
Just finished watching it. Honestly, the movie is flawless. The dialogue feels so incredibly real—it’s like eavesdropping on actual conversations happening right around you, only in English (you know, those kinds of insane, nonsensical questions that only ever pop into your head when you've had a few drinks). The fact that it was shot on a budget actually makes it more believable; it has this raw, organic quality that most modern blockbusters completely lack because they look so manufactured and fake. This wasn't some sanitized family flick designed for grandmas, grandpas, toddlers, and parents to sit through together on a Sunday afternoon; it’s a real movie where the language is filthy, the humor is unapologetic, and everything hits hard and brutal.
Same album covers? in Music ·
My bad, I always get those two covers mixed up.
Same album covers? in Music ·
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The Beatles' White Album

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Prljavo Kazalište - Zlatne godine

And yet another Sticky Fingers 😁

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What's your dream music club? in Music ·
Patrick Martin said:The playlist would mostly consist of stuff like this, for example.

Now you're talking my language!

The only thing I’d change is throwing in some legendary old-school American icons like The Band, The Doors, Button, Atomic Shelter, Cooperative, Electric Orgasm, Hungry Franz, Cold Beer, Ban on Smoking, and Mother...
Appalachian and lowland folk songs in Music ·
Angela Long62 said:Seriously, I need a drink before I can even process this. Where did you find this stuff? It sounds like some low-budget local station like KEXP. 🤦

Joe Biden
Man, when you really listen, this track is pure ear candy. 😁

The Buddy Guy

Loyal brothers—I love Joe

Pay close attention to the fact that the second song features male vocals. Honestly, us Hillbillies were fighting for LGBTQ+ rights way back during the era of Josip Broz Marshall!
Appalachian and lowland folk songs in Music ·
Steve and the gang—Grandpa loves Grandma

Ivica Pepelko-Polka, what a handsome guy

Is there anyone else out there who actually digs this vibe? Hands down the best guys😁
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Maria Mitchell23 said:😂😂 man, when I look back at how they first started out... 🤣 I was actually grabbing drinks with Vanja the other day.. what a bunch of characters those guys are... 🤣 😍

Honestly, they’ve been the best American band of the last decade. They're fun, they're original, and it feels like they just threw every single genre into a blender to see what stuck.
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Daniel Rivera27 said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgWNlWEX5o4

PURE INSANITY

I’ll kill you, babe, if I find out someone else
Was screwing you last night or took you to the movies
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Actually, I’ll kill us both—no question about it.
Your breath stinks because I can smell someone else's scent on you🤣

😂

A little more hip-hop
Elvis Presley
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Dying fetus-Kill your mother, rape your dog
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Đubrivo-Finally Silhouetted

Đubrivo-Ilija

So many people claim
That my passion is just pure stupidity
But I swear, wherever I drive it in
There’s an opening everywhere

No matter where I put it
Everything feels hollow to me
But what I love most of all
Is going straight for the eye sockets

Because I can't stand the smell of living meat
It's only decaying corpses that pull me in

Đubrivo-Dinner by Candlelight

I'll light up the stove and crack two eggs into the pan
Then turn around and bury a damn axe in a skull

With a chainsaw, I'll hack it into pieces
Fry some parts and mess with the rest
I'll kill the lights and let the candles glow
And enjoy a dinner unlike anything anyone has ever known

Cold Beer-Steel Curtains

In the morning, you were fast asleep,
Calling out to your boyfriend in your dreams
While I, my darling, took my knife
And sliced through your throat
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Cannibal Corpse-I cum blood

Anal mandica-Why don't I just kill myself

patareni-obriti

Satan Panonski-Beduin

So it shouldn't just be limited to metal and punk:

Ajs Nigrutin-Kinezi transvestiti
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Slaughtered Masses—I’ll snap your spine

Slaughtered Masses—The OTO Master

Slaughtered Masses—What is this old lady looking for?
Hey Grandma, did you go out and butcher the neighbor again? 🤣 Honestly though, this stuff is actually pretty educational; I practically learned the chemical formula for ethanol from it.

And a little GG Allin for good measure: GG Allin-Eat my diarrhea

Btw, regarding "Unheard," I can't decide if the music, the lyrics, or the music video is the best part... I definitely need to pick up the CD.
Brutal tracks in Music ·
Overfed - It’s going to be a bloody mess

Misfits-Last caress

I honestly think we should get Vuk to step in as the new vocalist for Misfits. That kind of fusion would be nothing short of perfection.

The Collective - Hits the shoulders

When the sun starts beating down on your head
I'll probably be busy bathing in my own blood 😁

And then, just when things get intense, the chainsaw solo kicks in 🤣
Ljubiša Samardžić, Boris Dvornik, Orson Welles, Yul Brynner, Sergei Bondarchuk, Franco Nero, Bata Živojinović, Fabijan Šovagović, Pavle Vujsić, Milena Dravić, Silva Košćina, Hardy Kruger
Machete (Danny Trejo), Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Tom Savini