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Thinking of God as some kind of person is basically ten-year-old logic. Yesterday, today, tomorrow... it just doesn't work like that. My bad.
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Jessica Gonzalez said:I don't want to spoil the fun, but maybe that isn't actually a person. It almost looks like a doll to me, especially since it was pulled away just as they were about to be fully in view.
brightpilot6 said:I’ll simply say that if you absolutely require some specialized background knowledge just to grasp or experience a piece of art, then in my view, it belongs in Category B. This applies to everything, not just cinema. It’s the same logic I apply to "art" that functions exclusively for idiots—pieces that essentially insult one's intelligence by being mindless.
Category A art is the kind that strikes a chord whether it’s being viewed by a guy working construction on a roadside or a tenured professor at Harvard.
Essentially, those specific elements of an artwork that correspond to our existing knowledge or niche interests provide pleasure precisely because of that recognition. We gravitate toward stacked references, subtle homages, or when certain technical flourishes are pushed to the foreground, because noticing them makes us feel smarter, more cultured, and more enlightened than those who miss the cues. People love that feeling, of course, and they consciously or unconsciously link that sense of intellectual satisfaction to the quality of the work itself. But to prioritize those components over the overall impact of the piece—or to assume someone like Joe Smith would find value in them—is nothing more than intellectual posturing or professional blustering. Or snobbery; call it what you will. I’ll admit, I sometimes catch myself falling into this trap in other artistic fields closer to my own interests, where I notice technical subtleties, but I can usually recognize the impulse and shut it down.
It would be like me trying to explain to you that you can’t enjoy a painting because you didn't notice the exact brushstroke technique used. How many people actually know how to spot something like that? Is that specific brushwork, which a few connoisseurs will argue about endlessly, more important than the final result that gives a broad audience butterflies in their stomach? Or is a painting inherently flawed just because you haven't studied ten thousand others in your lifetime? To put it in sports terms, do we need to understand the exact physics of the ball or every single muscle contraction involved for us to appreciate a legendary volley from Lionel Messi during a match in London? Why should I have to master the mechanics of directing and editing just to find a movie compelling—aren't directing and editing simply the very tools the artist uses to move me?
brightpilot6 said:Well, I was referring to the modern mainstream, though I assumed that was self-evident.
When I say something goes against the current mainstream, I mean that films falling into that category are often dismissed from the very jump just because of where they sit on the spectrum. We see this play out repeatedly here on the forums, seeing the specific biases people bring to these films and the slim chances they afford them before they've even seen a single frame.
We can certainly agree that there is more garbage being produced today than there used to be, simply because the technical barrier to entry has dropped, allowing anyone with a camera to make something and put it online. But does a decline in the overall quality of the pool really imply that the absolute best works are automatically subpar?
It’s a bit like saying that because you could only watch major league baseball in the past, but now you have access to every minor league game in existence, all of modern baseball must be trash.
Not for me, perhaps, but it certainly seems to be the case for those who compiled the list. As for what I mentioned regarding a "primacy" of quality—or rather, a shift in standards—it applies to the decline just as much as the rise. While talent can fluctuate wildly from year to year, when we look at broader windows of twenty or thirty years, it becomes difficult to argue there are any truly massive deviations.
brightpilot6 said:It’s almost performative, isn't it? That desperate need to be contrarian just for the sake of it—embracing something purely because it stands in opposition to the mainstream, regardless of whether the actual quality holds any water.
It’s pure posturing, really—the kind of performative intellectualism where someone pushes a narrative they know is false just to cultivate that certain "expert" persona. Is there anything more transparent than someone sacrificing the truth simply to bolster their own image?
It’s clearly untrue for one simple reason: there is never a single moment in the history of human endeavor where quality or excellence—or whatever metric you care to name—is the sole driving force. It doesn't happen in professional sports, it doesn't happen in the fine arts, and it certainly doesn't happen in our pursuit of wellness. In fact, if we look closely enough, we find that even in Hollywood, pure meritocracy is nothing more than a convenient myth.
James Anderson5 said:I agree with you regarding modern music; Dylan is definitely at the top. But honestly, I think anyone with even a basic understanding of classical music would pity you for not seeing how Mozart and Beethoven operate on an entirely different level. It’s just like how fine art stands above photography, even if both are valuable ways to express ourselves...
If we were sending a space probe out with humanity's greatest achievements or things that truly represent us as a species, do you really think someone would pack Bach and Mozart versus Bob Dylan?
Rock and pop belong to different categories; they have value, but they are inherently secondary to peak classical music. Besides, Beethoven has been performed in concert halls for 250 years, and I seriously doubt anyone will still be playing Dylan in those same venues centuries from now, regardless of what people think today. Even looking back at the music from the '20s, '30s, or '40s, so much of it is already forgotten. Very little survives the test of time, whether it's books or music...
James Anderson5 said:I agree with you regarding modern music; Dylan is definitely at the top. But honestly, I think anyone with even a basic understanding of classical music would pity you for not seeing how Mozart and Beethoven operate on an entirely different level. It’s just like how fine art stands above photography, even if both are valuable ways to express ourselves...
If we were sending a space probe out with humanity's greatest achievements or things that truly represent us as a species, do you really think someone would pack Bach and Mozart versus Bob Dylan?
Rock and pop belong to different categories; they have value, but they are inherently secondary to peak classical music. Besides, Beethoven has been performed in concert halls for 250 years, and I seriously doubt anyone will still be playing Dylan in those same venues centuries from now, regardless of what people think today. Even looking back at the music from the '20s, '30s, or '40s, so much of it is already forgotten. Very little survives the test of time, whether it's books or music...
James Anderson5 said:I agree with you regarding modern music; Dylan is definitely at the top. But honestly, I think anyone with even a basic understanding of classical music would pity you for not seeing how Mozart and Beethoven operate on an entirely different level. It’s just like how fine art stands above photography, even if both are valuable ways to express ourselves...
If we were sending a space probe out with humanity's greatest achievements or things that truly represent us as a species, do you really think someone would pack Bach and Mozart versus Bob Dylan?
Rock and pop belong to different categories; they have value, but they are inherently secondary to peak classical music. Besides, Beethoven has been performed in concert halls for 250 years, and I seriously doubt anyone will still be playing Dylan in those same venues centuries from now, regardless of what people think today. Even looking back at the music from the '20s, '30s, or '40s, so much of it is already forgotten. Very little survives the test of time, whether it's books or music...
Larry Fox5 said:Look at him go—defending Dylan like his life depends on it. Whatever, let him have it... 🤣
Obviously, Bob is in a league of his own—no debate there. It just ticked me off how vague you were being—you basically pushed the actual music to the side instead of focusing on it.
To me, Dylan was always like Leonard Cohen—just someone who uses music as a vehicle to get the lyrics out. A guy with incredible poetry—except one grew up right here in the States where he could become a legend, while the other was stuck in some backwater nowhere that barely even understood him...
That’s easily one of my favorite Dylan tracks.
Larry Fox5 said:Look, I just can't get behind that. Music isn't just some "tool"—it’s at least as important as the lyrics, if you ask me... actually, it's more important. What about all the instrumental symphonies? Classical, jazz, folk, rock...
By your "formula," guys like Mozart, Bach, Haydn, Beethoven & stuff wouldn't even count as great artists—even though people were writing full symphonies for orchestras and scores for fifty different instruments. You basically can't even compose that stuff unless you have perfect pitch...
Larry Fox5 said:I don't care if he hits a few flat or sharp notes here and there—honestly, I value raw energy and actual emotion over perfect pitch any day... It’s about how a performer connects with the crowd! Take someone like Bruce Springsteen, for example—he might miss a note once in a while, but he absolutely lights up every stadium he steps into. Same goes for Bono from U2...
Look, maybe Dylan’s vibe just hits you differently because of his delivery—I get it—but even if we take the vocals out of the equation, the instrumentation is just... thin. Seriously, it's super lacking.
Not sure if you play guitar or whatever, but his sound is just plain basic—and honestly, I bet he doesn't even care that much since his whole thing was always about the lyrics anyway.
Just compare his guitar work to someone like Beck. It’s night and day.
Larry Fox5 said:Yeah, true—but the question is just which dimension we're talking about. Half the time Dylan is totally faking it, playing like he couldn't care less, and his voice? Absolute garbage. My old mentor always said he was a brilliant songwriter, sure, but a pathetic musician and singer at best...
Between Seal & Jeff Beck, Jimi & BB King, and even the Stones on *Stripped*, there are plenty of versions that are five classes better than the original.
brightpilot6 said:Following that recent debate about Interstellar—specifically those arguments regarding "head and tail" structures versus the "superior storytelling" found in other films—I felt somewhat compelled to revisit Kubrick’s Odyssey. My god 🤦
It seems to consist of ten static shots lasting five minutes each, serving absolutely no purpose because there isn't a single thing to actually process; the "plot" is frustratingly vague, filled with such murky details and loose ends that trying to dissect the film's logic feels entirely futile, not to mention that not a single character possesses any depth beyond being paper-thin, with motivations either non-existent or left completely unexplained.
Aliens leave behind monoliths that supposedly help amoebas evolve into cats. Or maybe they don't. Wow.
It is just a classic case of "the emperor has no clothes," a Rorschachian image of a film where a simple pipe against a white wall becomes the subject of novellas written by wannabe connoisseurs. After all, it's Kubrick, so one assumes they won't look foolish for suggesting it isn't a masterpiece. Of course, Kubrick anticipated all these debates and carefully planted the triggers for them, yet directors of Interstellar and similar flicks don't spend even a second considering the things we are actually discussing here.