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Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
man, damn, what a killer idea this actually was 🙏

honestly, I’m looking forward to more episodes of this thing way more than the actual races
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
Yeah, you can count me in on this one :klap:
Magic Dust in Formula 1 ·
You’re definitely no Alonso, but here’s a little 🙏 🙏
Michael Diaz4 said:I’m still stuck on the idea that Ferrari has a beast of a car, they just don't have anyone in the cockpit who can actually drive it... Felipe Massa is basically riding out the clock at this point, and Fernando Alonso has been whining for years—the second he runs into someone faster, it's nothing but excuses... That’s just not how a legendary driver acts. You either have it or you don't, and he's clearly not showing it. If Michael Schumacher had been behind the wheel of a machine like this back in the day, he would've cruised to the title instead of Mika Hakkinen taking it all those years ago... Alonso just isn't in the same league.

give me a facepalm already, thanks

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Michael Diaz4 said:Look, what defines a legendary driver is that when they find themselves in the exact spot Alonso was in, they just HAVE to go for it—they have to dive down the inside of whoever is ahead because there’s simply no time left for anything else... But there wasn't even an attempt here. Seriously. You wouldn't even see that from Gerhard Berger, even with his best teammate ever, or Eddie Irvine, let alone someone like Prost, the hyper-aggressive Senna, or even crazy Mansell who couldn't stop being wild even when things were clearly settled... Alonso just can't claim to be a great driver if he won't even try in situations like this—absolutely nothing. That’s a mistake a real racer just shouldn't make. He HAD to move up... and he didn't...

And what exactly would that have changed?

Result 1. hitting the wall
Result 2. Paul di Resta gets his prestige back, so what now?
stormybadger8 said:How the hell am I supposed to know if he would or wouldn't?🤷
It all boils down to whether he’s willing to play chicken or not—maybe he actually would, considering he’s sitting on a pretty massive lead in the championship right now.🤷

The reason he didn't just steamroll past Button is painfully obvious... because he had way more to lose than he had to gain in that moment.😉

It's just as clear that Alonso—especially guys like Kimi and Lewis Hamilton—don't really have anything left to lose at this stage.
They’ve got to go all-in, full throttle, nothing else works for them... they aren't waiting around for anyone. For them, it's win or bust, regardless of who it is—even if it's Vettel—and even if he pulls out, nothing matters to them except taking that trophy.
So yeah, we're talking maximum aggression here, zero math involved.☕

So you're telling me a car that's 2.5 seconds faster, running fresh rubber, with DRS wide open, doesn't overtake simply because it's his "personal choice"? 🤣 🤣 🤣
You're starting to sound a little bit like that calculator you're always making fun of. 🤣

Seriously, man, just drop the Alonso hate for five minutes and try looking at this objectively. Peace.
stormybadger8 said:How the hell am I supposed to know if he would've pulled the trigger or not?🤷
It all boils down to whether he felt like playing chicken or not—maybe he would've, considering he’s sitting on a pretty massive lead in the championship right now.🤷

The reason he didn't just force his way past Button is blindingly obvious... he simply had way more to lose than he had to gain.😉

It’s just as clear that Alonso—especially guys like Kimi and Lewis Hamilton—have absolutely nothing left to lose at this point.
They have to go all-in, full throttle, because there's no safety net waiting for them... for them, it's win or bust. It doesn't matter who Vettel ends up being, or even if he pulls out entirely, they aren't interested in anything short of a trophy.
So yeah, we're talking maximum aggression, zero math involved.☕

A car that's 2.5 seconds faster, fresh rubber, DRS on tap, and he still doesn't make the move?
You're starting to sound a little too much like that "calculator" you're always making fun of.🤣

Seriously, man, drop the Alonso hate for five minutes and try looking at this objectively. Peace.
stormybadger8 said:So? What's the deal?
Nico Rosberg was basically driving a mobile trash heap—he had a massive pile of tire debris stuck to his front wing, which completely wrecked his aero, and to make matters worse, he was struggling on a set of old, worn-out tires too. No wonder he ended up creating that huge bottleneck for everyone behind him.
Unlike everything else I’ve managed to screw up lately...

Paul di Resta was out there grinding on those hard compounds—and even managing about 15 or 20 laps on some old, beat-up rubber—all while stuck in a car that didn't have a prayer of making it into Q2. I mean, he was running nearly two full seconds off the pace of the Ferrari... just absolute torture to watch.
I can't even begin to deal with this right now—honestly, just... ugh. Race day. Let's get this show on the road. I mean, seriously? Is that really all we're working with here? Just "or"? That’s it? Give me something to actually sink my teeth into, people—I can't exactly write a manifesto based on two letters. qualifying sessions

Look, passing people in Singapore is an absolute nightmare—it’s basically impossible. At the end of the day, even Mark Webber had a brutal time grinding out results back when he was stuck in that Sauber and McLaren machinery that felt like it was running on wooden wheels...

Man, after all that absolute struggle—and honestly, my back is killing me just thinking about it—Kimi actually managed to slice past Button. And get this: he did it on those ancient, worn-out tires, without any of that top-speed advantage to help him out... what a beast.
http://184.106.145.74/f1-championshi...m%20Speeds.pdf
http://184.106.145.74/f1-championshi...eed%20Trap.pdf
Look, I'm telling you—it’s definitely an uphill battle, a total grind, but hey... it's not exactly impossible.😉

So, let’s just go ahead and take qualifying results where Paul di Resta pulls some absolute nonsense and claims Ferrari is two seconds faster—meanwhile, you look at Sutil’s times and realize the gap is barely a second. Seriously? Give me a break.
So, looking back at the race—once di Resta finally peels off into the pits, Alonso just starts flying. He’s pulling a good second, maybe even a second and a half, per lap faster than everyone else. Just absolute pace.

And then we have this... seriously? Where's your response to what Quote : MAX was posting back during the Canadian GP?
Maybe you missed him, even though his last post was right there at the end of the thread.

Quote : MAX said:And what does your little rant have to do with the fact that Prost spent 12 laps glued to Kimi’s gearbox without actually finding a way past—even though he was sitting on rubber that was 13 laps fresher? 🤷

Or you could just look at the fact that the guy was stuck behind Button for 12 laps—even though he had tires that were twelve laps fresher—only to get absolutely slapped around by the Maestro in a couple of corners before finally finding a way past him? 🤷

And that's in a car that’s sitting about 2.5 seconds faster than the McLaren—can you even imagine?
In the race... Or maybe just a solid 1.5 seconds. Qualifying session... honestly, what a mess. On a track that’s somehow 25 seconds shorter—yeah, you heard me right.

So there you go—just sit back and enjoy the absolute madness of these top speeds.
http://184.106.145.74/f1-championshi...m%20Speeds.pdf
So, we're looking at 12 km/h faster in the DRS zone—just raw speed plus DRS and that's basically it? 🤷

And this is happening on a track where overtaking is actually easier than it was at the Singapore GP

Man, you're telling me Vettel would've just cruised right past Paul di Resta then? 🤷
stormybadger8 said:Look, it’s not even a debate—Webber was stuck right behind a painfully slow Rosberg, just like everyone else on the grid.☕
But unlike some other guys, he couldn't find a way past a sluggish, half-broken car, even though he had a machine that was two seconds faster and two DRS zones at his disposal...
It's the same story as that kid trailing behind Paul di Resta... and if being behind di Resta wasn't pathetic, but actually meant you were the Maestro, then I guess we have to call him the Webber Maestro.🤷

Oh, give me a break, man. You know exactly what the Singapore GP circuit is like, you know how Formula 1 sets up, and you know how Red Bull Racing tunes their cars—yet you're still out here acting like this is all black and white.

If you really want to go there, let's actually talk about it. Answer a few questions for me first, alright?

1. Is the Singapore GP circuit a place where overtaking is easy or a total nightmare?
2. Where are the DRS zones located?
3. In those specific sectors, who actually has the raw pace: Alonso/Webber or Rosberg/Paul di Resta?

Hint:
http://oi39.tinypic.com/3340ks2.jpg
graniteharbor502 said:Look, I didn't just pull these "two-second stories" out of thin air—it's not like I'm making up fairy tales for toddlers here. Man, Vettel was absolutely flying in qualifying yesterday—he actually clocked in just under a tenth of a second faster than Rosberg.And let's be real here—it’s not like every single lap was two seconds faster than everyone else, okay? It wasn't exactly a walk in the park. Only when it actually mattered, though. And that’s when everyone else—every other driver and every single damn car on the grid—was basically just out of their league. They weren't even close to being on the same level. Honestly, I’m convinced that no driver on this planet could handle that Red Bull Racing machine quite like Sebastian Vettel did—it's just a fact.

Are you talking about that first qualifying session where Sebastian Vettel basically checked out, pulled a complete disappearing act, and just sat there watching TV while everyone else was actually grinding to try and catch his pace?

That second bold move? Yeah, we’re all on the same page there—honestly, they could've pulled stuff like that off way more often if they actually had the guts.

Maybe it’s the third bold move—I don't know—but anyway, whatever. Goodnight, everyone.
graniteharbor502 said:Years of experience? Motivation? That tire disaster from last season? What's even the point here?

The "point" is you just answered your own damn question.

graniteharbor502 said:Two seconds? Maybe if you're talking about Vettel's hands. In Webber's hands, that car was fighting for a podium.


graniteharbor502 said:Years of experience? Motivation?

So what—either Webber is currently a desperate driver, sitting two whole seconds behind the rest of the grid?
Or you're seriously out here claiming Vettel is two seconds faster than everyone else?
graniteharbor502 said:It’s just weird how he was hanging right on their bumpers after that first pit stop. And honestly, it’s kind of sketchy how everyone is scrambling to find every possible excuse for why Vettel was so fast—anything to avoid just admitting the German actually drove a freaking masterclass.


Wait, so we're pretending it was weird that they were on different tires?

Since when did people start saying Vettel didn't drive an absolute beast of a race?
I mean, sure, he killed it, but trying to hype up a win when his car was basically two seconds faster than the rest of the field... it kinda defeats the whole point, doesn't it?
graniteharbor502 said:What are you even talking about? Vettel snagged pole, while Webber barely scraped fourth—and he had to go at it twice in Q3 just to get there. And mind you, Webber is basically a qualifying specialist.

Oh yeah, okay—you explain to me how Webber went from being 9-11 against Vettel in qualifying last season to sitting at a measly 0-12 now?

Did Vettel somehow find an extra half-second of pace over the winter or something?
Jason Campbell70 said:Oh, man...
At every single race, you see this massive sea of Spanish flags. We all know who they’re flying for.
Every race, there's a huge crowd waving Finnish flags. Obviously, we know whose side they're on.
And then there's the endless wave of British flags—half of them have "LEWIS" plastered all over them, so yeah, we get the hint.

As for Vettel's flags? Or even Vettel's fans? Well... let's just say they're nonexistent.

Why? Because, honestly, the guy can't even manage to attract the glory hunters.

I mean, Germany is such a small player, even Schumacher didn't really pull in a massive following.
graniteharbor502 said:If he’s pulling a gap of more than four seconds, he isn't just fighting dirty air anymore.

Did it ever cross your mind that driving like a maniac like that absolutely trashes the Red Bull tires?

I mean, we literally heard the team radio sounding exactly like that around lap 4 or 5.
graniteharbor502 said:I don't recall him being anything close to brilliant even before the mechanical failure hit.

Yeah, well—if I recall correctly, Mark Webber wasn't exactly cruising through clean air either.
stormybadger8 said:He also went on to say that those Ferrari fans hanging out under the grandstands don't have a clue what NASCAR is actually about—they’re just total clueless amateurs🤣
And honestly, it’s funny because everyone in the paddock seems to agree they're complete idiots who wouldn't know a real race if it hit them in the face🤣

Honestly, I’d take the whole sport without that entire paddock circus any day, but I definitely wouldn't trade it for those clueless fans.
If you really think this whole thing exists without the fans, man, you are dead wrong.
way better than back in the Mercedes AMG Petronas days
CNN Indianapolis Motor Speedway 09/08/2013 in Formula 1 ·
graniteharbor502 said:I wonder, which part of the question regarding how satisfied Alonso's supporters can be with his current performance remains unclear?

Look, obviously we aren't exactly throwing a parade over a 2nd place finish, but let's be real—that was absolutely everything he had in him today.☕
CNN Indianapolis Motor Speedway 09/08/2013 in Formula 1 ·
Odds are sitting at 6 to 1 on Fernando Alonso, but honestly? The guy is easily the most serious threat to snatch that win right out from under Sebastian Vettel's nose ☕