..here’s some firsthand evidence for the moderators 🤦 ..and while you're at it, why don't you just avoid the risk of getting sued by BMW? That German automaker is currently just one single word away from being a complete joke 👍
..I want to thank my esteemed colleagues for their support and my sincere apologies regarding my recent request ☕ ..And just one more tiny little favor..:🕺 ..I’d like to formally propose that we change brightcrane56's handle to "Shallow Dick," given how incredibly dim-witted his posts have been—though we can certainly revisit his original nickname if he ever decides to grow a brain cell or two 🥱
rustydrifter10 said:There you go, right back where you belong—you've always had a place in my heart, but don't you ever ask me for something like this again. 🐔
..thanks, rustydrifter10 🙂 😘 it feels pretty damn good to just be myself again 🙂🙂
..I'm done asking for anything, not even for a damn cat 🕺
..I mean, if you aren't going for as many quickies as possible, what are you even doing? It’s basic math. But man, he was a complete void. Worst phase ever—not a single spicy photo ever hit my inbox 🤦
..alright, fine, let's be real—rustydrifter10 actually let me go by this name, though she did make sure to tell me I'll always be neoncrane64 at heart..
neontinker52 said:You actually said that you prefer neoncrane64.
Look, man, if I ever manage to make a comeback, you can take my leftovers and go full neontinker52 on them. 👍
Casey Bennett said:I'm in. Absolutely exceptional. I’m fully on board with bringing Fiu-Bang back to exactly how it used to be. 🙏 I honestly think you’re just going to sit there stewing in your own bitterness for a while longer until hajde Nica finally finds an opening. 😬
rustydrifter10 said:And what exactly did I tell you, you Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hillbilly, back when you were begging for changes to this absolute monstrosity? What was my warning? Go on, say it out loud so everyone can hear! 🥳
..seriously, how can you just sit there filing your nails while we're tackling an issue this massive🤦 ..you claimed I’d be stuck being a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hillbilly forever 👍,well, let's see how things play out now 🕺
..there is absolutely no way they’d even think about asking; I wouldn't give them an inch, not for some cheap little peace offering—let's be real here ☕ ..I am not changing my handle again, even if the US becomes a province of China and they offer me a lifetime supply of premium catnip ..Imagine if they actually turned them down and stood tall, declaring, "I was born this way and I'll die as the legendary neoncrane64" 👍
..though, I have to admit, I am getting a little worried... there isn't a female moderator in sight 🤔
Well, that’s just Latin right there. 🤔 To put it bluntly, if you find yourself stuck waiting in some hospital hallway, you really ought to take a closer look at those titles plastered on the doors—you know, all that "Dr." and "MD" nonsense. You’d better double-check exactly who you're dealing with, just to make sure you don't accidentally end up being treated by some Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hillbilly. 🕺
..my little request honestly reminds me of those old fairy tales about the knight and the princess, where she kisses the frog and he magically turns back into a prince 👍 ..given how much I actually know about the rules 🤔, if things worked that way, I suppose I should probably kiss Casey Bennett first, and then maybe rustydrifter10 later on 👍
..so, is there some kind of Reddit in America where I can get reinstated as neoncrane64, so they can make an endorsement in American 🤔 ..how do you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hillbilly in American 🤔
..just to follow up on that, you guys should really take my suggestion to heart regarding an overhaul of this entire Reddit ecosystem. If we don't update the rules constantly, the whole thing is just going to rot away—there won't be any progress or growth. Look at history: as the economy and capitalism evolved, old-school feudal obligations started shifting and dying out. Forced labor eventually gave way to financial transactions and what we now know as a complex system of wage labor...🕺
..I’m putting in a small request to the wise and steady hand of the moderators here; I was wondering if there's any way I could get my account changed back to neoncrane64 🕺 ..Look, I didn't mean to cause this whole Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hillbilly mess, I honestly just lost my head and started typing out a bunch of mindless nonsense 🤦 ..Plus, it's taking me way too long to deal with the login and password stuff, and sometimes I even forget which nickname I'm using 😵
Casey Bennett said:Since the username was available, anyone could have grabbed it; it’s not some family heirloom passed down through generations. I agree that letting it go was a mistake, but what can you even do about it?
...hold on now, I am officially declaring the username neoncrane64 to be protected property, and I am staking an intellectual claim to it just so we're all clear.🕺
...so, if I were to pitch this like some high-stakes Bond villain: it's a total Bang-Fie, Krkan-Fie-Bang combo, and honestly? It doesn't sound half bad 🤔 I really have to give it up to Casey Bennett one more time 👍