Posts by neoncrane64

..well, from here on out, I'm officially going by 🤦

..and how many times am I actually allowed to change my handle 🤔

rustydrifter10 said:😳

Fine, if you really want to hear it, just know that neoncrane64, you'll always have a special place in my heart.

..thanks 😘

🙂

..who's actually holding out for that big payoff ☕
..but hey, here's a bright little example to help rustydrifter10 see where this is headed 🕺

Casey Bennett said:as far as I'm concerned, let things change! 🙂

but honestly, we still have to give credit where it's due to rustydrifter10.

..there's really no point in hoping anymore, and I want to thank our esteemed moderator Casey🙂

..so, if I can just manage to charm our respected super-moderator rustydrifter10, maybe then I'll finally become a total firebrand neoncrane64👍

coppersailor28 said:Well, what can I even say to you...

Look, when things go south like this, those "fuji" shots and the big bang moments aren't exactly going to save you. But honestly, looking at the photos themselves, wouldn't it be a lot smarter to just ask her to slide some old shots of you into your inbox? You know, back when you were actually in your prime and feeling like a total beast.

I’m telling you the truth—believe me if you want, but I am not making this up..

Look, I’m telling you right now—there’s no room for playing games here. Period. 🤔
My copy-paste key is acting up, so I’m stuck thinking about manually transcribing this whole request onto paper like some kind of dinosaur. Honestly, instead of hitting up the help forum for assistance, I should probably just figure out how to become a total powerhouse on my own without relying on anyone else. Thanks anyway, folks. 👍

coppersailor28 said:You can always reach out right here to my colleague @Casey Bennett 👍

(if you're looking to fast-track this whole username change
process—or if you just want her to discreetly drop a few suggestions for names that actually suit you,
then just give her a subtle hint that I sent you, @coppersailor28)

..so what do you think, man? Is there any way I could go by "neoncrane64 bang-bang," and instead of giving me suggestions, she could just quietly slide some high-quality stuff into my DMs? 🤔

..ugh, I think I posted this in the wrong sub on the help forum, my bad 🤦
..could someone please merge this so I don't have to type the whole thing out again? 🤔

..ha, I can see I actually managed to catch you all off guard this time by making sure my request lines up perfectly with the forum rules 👍
..which means it could have been something 🕺

..purely brilliant and wise moderation right there,

It’s been about two years now since my request to change my handle from neoncrane64 to Meow-Master was shot down, with the excuse being that I had to stay "recognizable."
..My argument—that a wise Meow-Master is essentially just a feline version of a Chinese super-genius—didn't fly, and since I clearly don't speak a word of Mandarin, I'm stuck in this awkward limbo...
..Well, I finally decided to settle on a nickname that actually meets your standards for being recognizable. 🙂
..I'm thinking of going with Krkan Fiu-Bang. 👍
..Is that acceptable? 🍿

mistyscout34 said:He didn't say anything because that Forum moderator protecting him told him not to.

..and here I was thinking he was just working some night shift security gig and decided to catch some Z's instead. 🤔

..Judy, you honestly have more fans than Elvis Presley does at this point. 👍
..He’s out there actually performing while everyone else is busy singing his songs for him; meanwhile, the headline is all about you, yet you haven't even said a single word. 🕺

mistyscout34 said:I’m calling for a higher authority here to step up and address the constant harassment and blatant bullying directed at "Judy" in the chat. It’s pretty obvious the moderators are either asleep at the wheel or just don't care. Here’s the proof:

So, let me quote this mess:

"Just drop dead already, you rude animal....
You're worse than Elvis Presley.

Only absolute morons—the kind who had Godzilla fart in their ear and somehow lost what little brain cells they actually had—can listen to death metal.

And all you can offer are idiotic posts that look like they were written by a kid in special ed who keeps failing the third grade."

By the way, this isn't the first time Judy Jr. has come for me, but I've finally decided enough is enough. As everyone here knows, Judy Jr. has been banned countless times for attacking other users. We're talking about a seriously toxic personality, and honestly, we don't need that kind of garbage on this Forum.

Don't be such a crybaby. If someone's giving you a compliment, take it. Beef isn't bad meat—you just have to earn the veal. 👍
Honestly, Judy Jr. has been acting completely out of his mind lately regarding this whole situation. I really expected much more from him than this nonsense. 🕺

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Well, yeah, I actually agree—that sounds like a solid way to handle it.
A sign of faith 😁

...though I’d call it more of a sign of mercy🕺
...maybe our colleague Evicken works as a secretary, so we don't end up with a situation where Jon snaps, "I'm not asking for mercy, nor would I ever give it to you," just like that one time Jean told his secretary 🕺

..Alright, so if we're looking at this as a software issue, then honestly, the only real fix is some kind of probation, assuming anyone actually has the willpower to follow through 🤔

Look, if we could actually get some movement on this through Congress, maybe we could finally polish up the rules here on the forum and make them actually work for us.🕺

..I’m siding with Jean on this compromise 🕺
..For starters, let's just give Maria Cox64 partial access to MK—specifically to this thread—and tell her to stop acting like she’s above it all 👍
..It would be proportional to how she’s been behaving (all that downloading), so let the rest of the group download too ☕
..At the end of the day, it’s more humane to forgive her or at least give her one more shot 🙂

..so, just how high up is this server sitting, and how much does the damn thing actually weigh before it comes crashing down? 🤔
..and is there any way to tie it off with some rope so it doesn't just plummet? 🤔
..I'm thinking we should probably slide a sponge underneath it too, just in case the whole thing falls and shatters on impact ☕

coppersailor28 said:That’s only because you gave the United Nations an explanation like "oh boy, look at us two Japanese guys."

It really should have been:
United Nations (oh boy, look at us two Americans)

To Rukovoc, all those Japanese people look so much alike that, honestly, it feels just like Life is a One.

And with 🙂 my suggestion 🙂 'United Nations (oh boy, look at us two Americans)'
there are endless combinations:
/he's Texan, she's Californian, she's a Southerner, he's from Vermont, he's a New Yorker, she's from Maine, .../

...say anything else besides more Jean Bravo nonsense👍
...brilliant analysis there. I'm sure Tesla would have hired you as his lead assistant; back in those days, you could have been the chief engineer, just swapping out burnt-out lightbulbs.👍
...we're swapping out the Japanese for Americans and expanding D&D, long live the United Nations!👍

rustydrifter10 said:All true geniuses were misunderstood. 🧐

...we can always kick out the US Army if you don't like them; it's just a bit awkward when it starts raining.🕺

neoncrane64 said:..and we could experimentally create life together by picking one title every month, though nothing too literal compared to what we have now🤔
..for example:
United Nations (man, look at us, just two Japanese guys)
SUB-NOR (just so I can feel some relaxation once in a while)
Republican Party (you just want to burn through everything)
US Army (some badassery involving a car)
Congress (we just applaud for the sake of applauding, purely recreational)
🕺

..it's obvious the leadership doesn't need to be burdened with actual genius..
..that's only because I am far ahead of my time; honestly, I feel like Nikola Tesla myself🕺