Posts by Jacob Alvarez

I’m with you on this—that moderator is a complete disaster for L'Oréal.
Look, I had a run-in with her during a debate once. She had the nerve to confidently claim that THIS distance was under 4 inches, when it’s clearly over 6 inches, which is actually a decent size.
If we ran a survey of the guys on this forum, I bet nobody would have a measurement that small unless they were born with some kind of hand deformity. Maybe if someone slips up and says 7 inches, it’s fine. No need to mock people. But in any case, it’s nowhere near 4 inches, let alone under it. Even if she didn't mean anything by it, I don't think someone who can't estimate basic measurements should be in charge. It just ends up baiting everyone.

So, basically just another cookie-cutter Hollywood remake of a solid foreign film.

Grace Sanders24 said:That guy is gonna be the main target tomorrow when I get back! I wasn't even planning on checking him out, but after hearing you lay it all out like that, I have to. Wish me luck tomorrow!🍿

Heh, bring it on! 👍

The movie was alright. 7/10.
It’s definitely inferior to what Del Toro does, but still a solid watch. I had a blast. Honestly, casting David Harbour was a great call.
My main gripe? They crammed way too much into two hours, making the whole thing feel bloated. There's all this heavy mythology involved—constant jumping between past and future, plus a bunch of background characters pulling strings from the shadows. It actually reminded me of that absolute mess involving Grindelwald's crimes. And yeah, the ending? Total letdown. The movie spends all this time setting up these massive payoffs, then just... nothing.

I'm not really a huge fan of Milla, but since her previous films featured Selma Blair, I can't complain too much.

Did you clear your cookies yet?

That’s not even a name. It’s just how he’s described. 😁
Honestly, I don't care all that much about the names, but we really need to dial back the constant insults. It’s getting pointless. It just ends up being confusing. Like, when some guy on here starts cursing out those old-school communist spies, I can't tell if he's actually aiming at his own local party hacks or if he's talking about someone else entirely.

Like I said before, the trailer actually looked pretty good. 😍
So I figured I'd just catch it at the theater once it drops. 🙄

The opening is killer, but after about thirty minutes, the whole thing just goes off the rails. It’s not horror, it’s not action... it’s nothing. Just a bunch of pointless little character dramas. And the villain? Completely unbelievable. Honestly, it was a huge letdown.
I was expecting something like Dawn of the Dead with zombies or something actually intense. Instead, I got absolutely nothing.

Every time I see Robert Sheehan popping up in some YA fantasy flick, I just know the movie's gonna be a total dud.