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USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 14, 2019

Eric Perez58 said:maybe we'll see another Kimi Raikkonen this season... what a shocker😉

so basically I'm expecting a title fight this year—it's gonna be Kimi Raikkonen vs. Kimi Raikkonen🤔

I don't get this wordplay crap. And look, I'm a smart guy—usually good at catching these little linguistic gymnastics, since my brain works a bit differently than your average Joe's.

So either I suddenly lost my mind overnight and became some total moron.

Or you just wrote something so incredibly stupid that even a genius like me can't wrap his head around it. Because if it's pure nonsense, there's nothing to "understand."

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 13, 2019

brighthound8 said:Hold up—you mean I can't be a mod?
How does that even work?

Look, becoming a moderator works like this: the President nominates you, picks you, announces it, and then tells the head mods to hand over the keys. And frankly—you aren't even on my radar for the job.

Maminjotov’s years of loyalty to this forum, his sense of justice, his commitment to the truth, his pure heart, and his genuine love for this community—that's what makes him the only candidate for my mod team.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 13, 2019

Maminjotov got the tools.

Nice one!

Hey mod—you know what needs to happen.

Become the most powerful moderator in the galaxy.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 12, 2019

Gregory Brown94 said:Whoa, am I getting promoted to official Technical Director of thread creation around here? I’m just so thrilled <3

As your unofficial Tech Director, I promise to bring some much-needed fresh air, better vibes, and insane efficiency to this forum. Plus—and this is my solemn vow—I'll be mandating that every single thread gets opened exactly 7 days before race weekend! You have my word!

I'd rather you had something else "hard" to offer... But hey, sure, let's go with your word. A man of his word, apparently.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 12, 2019

If you look closer, he isn't even a plagiarist—he's just an eclectic

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 12, 2019

stormytiger4 said:Boom! Exactly—just force your way in as a moderator by actually doing stuff instead of just talking, then they can't ignore you. Kind of like how Kramer acted in that Seinfeld episode where he started wearing a suit and showing up to a corporate job even though he wasn't even hired yet. 🙏

Mario, I'm basically turning to ash here. I'll go study some classy lady and fix this messed up Mississippi River.

Why are you throwing ashes at Mario? He just Googled what I gave him.

I'm the one who enlightened both of you.

The fact that he's stealing from others just to hand it to you just proves he's a thief and a total plagiarist.

I'm the one who opened your eyes to the lady in blue latex, not some little gremlin plagiarist.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

cosmiccyclist8 said:she's Australian—wait, good grief, she's Brazilian🙄

Man, you aren't even following the thread. The issue isn't the ass—it's that she's Canadian, not Australian. It’s a citizenship problem, not a booty problem.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

stormytiger4 said:Never heard of her. But honestly? She looks like a solid 10. 🙏
Canadian, Australian, New Zealander—whatever, I don't care. 🙂

Jesus. You haven't heard of her? Just like a few months ago when you had zero clue who Ashlynn and Bree were. What kind of Master Bejter are you if you don't even know the basics!?

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

stormytiger4 said:The girl in blue is killer—totally my type of woman you'd see hanging in the paddock. 😬

By the way, her name is Bianca Beauchamp (so you can Google some material for those long, boring nights)

Here’s a SFW breakdown of who she is and what she does.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bianca_Beauchamp

And Knight totally missed the mark—she's Canadian, not Australian.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

stormytiger4 said:The girl in blue is a total knockout! Exactly my type—definitely one of those paddock beauties. 😬

Flat backside, though. If she had a little more curve, she’d be perfect.

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

Twice is twice

🙂

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

Alright fine, I’ll be merciful. Here—feast your eyes on this

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

Alright fine, I’ll be merciful. Here—feast your eyes on this

USA/Central Park 03.17.2019 in Formula 1 · Mar 11, 2019

You kidding me!? Did the stars just align!? Is she a woman? Yep! Is she from the USA!? Yup! Is she a total knockout!? Hmmm... yeah, she is!

Alright then, roll up those sleeves, my Knight
🙂

Extreme E in Formula 1 · Feb 5, 2019

How on earth did Sebastian Vettel, Alonso, and Red Bull even end up in this thread!?

Extreme E in Formula 1 · Feb 3, 2019

The new era of the Kamal Trofee

US Grand Prix 2018 in Formula 1 · Mar 20, 2018

Twenty-two years ago, I woke up at 4 AM—well, not really "woke up" since I hadn't even slept. I was basically running on zero sleep for five days straight leading up to the race. I was just dying to see those Formula 1 cars back in action for the new season. Even though the cars looked hideous with those massive new cockpit guards they added after Hakkinen’s crash back in 1995 at Austin—which was the season finale—they were still a blast to watch. I was counting down the minutes to see my guy Jacques Villeneuve making his Formula 1 debut, and of course, the most hated man on the grid, Michael Schumacher in that Ferrari. I actually had this dream right before the race that Eddie Irvine would pull off a win in some chaotic mess. I was dead set on Eddie Irvine taking it. Little did I know I was living three years ahead of schedule—he didn't actually win until '99 in a race that played out exactly like my crazy March 1996 dream.

Being twenty-two years ahead of my time doesn't exactly help when I'm waking up at 4 AM. I'll probably dig up the footage sometime Wednesday. Formula 1 hasn't changed—it's just the world that's gone stale. Being twenty-two years ahead of the curve means all that Formula 1 excitement just... vanished.

US Grand Prix 2018 in Formula 1 · Mar 19, 2018

And finally—a quick nod to the late Gaius, an absolute legend in the American motorcycle scene. May God rest his soul.

US Grand Prix 2018 in Formula 1 · Mar 19, 2018

stormytiger4 said:They basically screwed themselves over, not us. Give me a break!

US Grand Prix 2018 in Formula 1 · Mar 19, 2018

stormytiger4 said:They basically nuked themselves, not us. Give me a break!