Posts by nimblemarlin17

The movie isn't even bad. I honestly don't get what people were expecting. A happy ending? You can't have a long-running franchise like this just wrap everything up in a neat little bow for everyone. Besides, my take is that Neo realized halfway through the whole ordeal that he wasn't going to beat the machines—he could only strike a deal with them (which he’ll probably use later when we're fighting off aliens). The machines simply outclassed him. Even if he can fly faster than an F-16, he stands zero chance against Smith in a one-on-one fight. That’s why they threw in that ridiculous plot twist I still haven't quite wrapped my head around. How did Neo actually beat Smith? Honestly, the Matrix will keep existing as long as Kiefer Sutherland is available to sign on for more sequels, because he's the only one who can actually take Smith down.

ZgOne said:that unconvicted Jet Li guy

Legend... 👍

Look, I went into this expecting total garbage, so I have to admit—I’m actually pleasantly surprised. It blows Spider-Man, Daredevil, and the X-Men out of the water. This feels like an actual movie, not some cheap, campy cartoon like the others.

Elvis Presley - funny and naive. She’s a great female lead, easily the best part of the movie.
The Mothman prophecies - pretty solid stuff. Actually surprised me.
Insomnia - overrated. Watched it a couple of months ago and I've already forgotten the plot.
Male gigolo - only if you have zero standards. Elvis Presley is on a whole different level.

"Autic" was actually pretty solid. I still think about that quick bit where Steve-o jumps on a trampoline inside a room and ends up smashing the ceiling fan.

It’s no coincidence you guys keep bringing up new releases. Honestly, it feels like there haven't been more than maybe ten decent movies made in the last two or three years. I was digging through my DVD collection today trying to find something worth watching, and every single box set I picked up just screamed "garbage." Sure, there are a couple of gems in there, but I’ve already seen them—some multiple times. Everything else is total trash. What’s even worse is having to deal with junk like "Superbad," "Tuxedo," "Sniper," "Just Married," "Spy Kids," "Tomb Raider," or "XXX"... I don't even know. I can't exactly rent "Back to the Future," "Minority Report," or "Saving Private Ryan" ten times over. Those are actually good, fun movies. The theaters aren't any better.

I’ve got a list of names ready to be taken down. Here goes nothing...
-Jennifer Aniston...total disaster...absolute disaster...won some award for best comedian...😕
-Goldie Hawn...
-Whoopi Goldberg...
-Matthew McConaughey...what can I even say...the world just isn't fair...this idiot pulls in a million bucks an episode for some show while looking like a bottom-tier Hollywood actor...😢
-Cameron Diaz...saw the actual photos...👎
-Sylvester Stallone...what happened to the brave Rambo and that moron Rocky Balboa?...just an old, clueless actor now...

Leave Jennifer Lopez alone. As long as she keeps moving that ass, I’m willing to forgive her for anything...😁

I’m asking the OP to add Jet Li to this list. If we're including that hack Lorenzo Lamas, then sure, nimblemarlin17 can stay on there too... but Jet Li definitely needs to be included.

You know what actually cracks me up? It’s how the massive clubs—think Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, Arsenal FC, or Bayern Munich—drop a brand new kit every single year, and fans are just so "loyal" to them. Honestly, they're either clueless or just obscenely rich, buying every single new design that comes out. I’ve still got my Real Madrid jersey from back when Davor Šuker was around, and frankly, I can't imagine wasting money on a new one.

And who exactly said I’m some casual fan sitting in the nosebleeds eating popcorn? I’m more the type who spends half the game in the bleachers and the other half near the student section. I guess you could call me somewhere in the middle—not quite a hardcore die-hard, but definitely not some soft corporate fan either. I’ve tagged along on about ten away games, though I mostly stick to home matches. Honestly, it doesn't even matter if we're playing Milan or Sibenik. I never fully transitioned into being one of those ultra-loyalists for a few reasons, but I'm certainly not a "popcorn eater" either. Just thought I'd clear that up.

The Torch, look, Ronald Jones26 is damn right. You’re basically dismissing everyone else in the stadium who just showed up to watch some decent football and have a good time, rather than screaming their heads off or tearing into the opposition. I get your point, I really do. And hey, I respect the crews that actually put in the work to pull off massive displays—like that one against Coca-Cola—or the ones that organize blood drives and stuff like that. But let’s be real: groups like BBB or The 12th Man or The Faithful are way more famous for fighting, breaking things, and being violent than they are for pretty choreographies or club loyalty. You also have to realize that everyone in the stands has an equal right to be there, whether it’s the BBB guys in the north, the fans on the east and west sides, or even the rivals from the south. Just because someone shows up to the north stand every single week doesn't give them the right to ruin the matchday experience for someone who might only make it to the stadium twice a year.

The Canadian guys on this forum are 100% spot on. I’m not about to sit here and defend any of our fans who caused chaos in Kranj. Poor organization? Maybe they just expected a normal crowd—decent people who actually cheer for their country with some sportsmanship. Maybe they held us in some kind of respect and thought those scenes from the skiing events were just a fluke. But nope, we showed our true colors again. Pure savagery. You claim the security was lacking? All that does is brand ourselves and every other American fan as hooligans. It implies that every time Americans travel abroad, a country needs to deploy a million cops just because we apparently have "special needs." Jura Ozmec hit the nail on the head. Those aren't fans. They aren't even human.

My sister, my cousin, and I have watched him countless times. He’s always hilarious. Just straight-up funny.

Angel said:Yeah, if he were riding a motorcycle while everyone else was in a NASCAR car, maybe he'd actually stand a chance.🙂 Your logic is honestly a joke. 😱
I'm sticking to my guns. David Coulthard takes first, Rubens Barrichello comes in second, and Jacques Villeneuve might just grab third. 🙂

He was a winner on two wheels and in NASCAR. And honestly, your logic is completely backwards. You’re bringing up David Coulthard, Rubens Barrichello, and Jacques Villeneuve? I’ll believe Roberto Baggio wins a world championship in ski jumping before that trio ever takes a title at the end of a season. If Michael Schumacher hadn't aged, he’d be winning championships for the next 150 years.

"Don't worry about it. I'm driving the limo!"
"Fell off the jetway again"
"Pull over! -What? -Pull over! -Nah, it's just a cardigan, but thanks for looking"
...

If they actually gave Valentino Rossi a seat in NASCAR just to let him get some practice in, he’d definitely be the champion within two years.

The show is called Jackass, which basically translates to being an idiot, a moron, or a total jerk...

Twix, what did you expect? A cinematic masterpiece? Jackass isn't a movie, it's just pure chaos. I hit the theater yesterday to check it out and had a blast. Sure, the guys are complete idiots, but you have to admit they’ve got guts and a real sense of humor. Some people find it disgusting or pointless, but even the "actors" themselves say the same thing. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
As far as the stunts go, they really outdid themselves this time. The highlight for me was definitely when Steve-o jumped off that trampoline into the ceiling fan and absolutely wrecked everything in sight.