Posts by stormyviper11

Dana Anderson4 said:So you added that lime extract we picked up back then?😱 😵

Yeah. 😎

Sandra Chase16 - I feel you 🤮

Sandra Chase16 said:The absolute worst flavor this week, hands down...

Coffee with vinegar... honestly, I can't even deal with some people sometimes. Is this for real? Like, did we just collectively decide that making coffee taste like a salad dressing was a good move? I don't know, maybe I'm just old school, but there’s a line between "experimental brewing" and "just trying to ruin your morning"... anyway, let me know if anyone actually tried this without gagging.

How? Why? This is actually way worse than my Donat mg with that lime juice extract mixed in... (I had to try it, I keep both at home)...

Speaking of comic book sound effects, we might as well go with the absolute gold standard from the Matthews collection: Masturb, masturb. 😈 😬

Nah.
Not that I’m hiding the fact that I dig Chorba; even back before the war, I was hitting up their shows all the time.
And yeah, I can listen to their newer stuff too.
I’ll download whatever I want from the internet, though honestly, I’d never shell out money for an actual CD just out of principle.
But if Bor ever decided to set foot in America, I’d be the first one calling the cops at the border to have him arrested and tried for inciting the war...

Nancy Kim2 said:If I didn't have my principles, I'd probably be hanging out with shaved-headed lowlife criminals, middle schoolers, or some old ladies with those ridiculous perms and grandpas wearing those weird little hats...

So what's the harm in that? 😕

Pure arrogance and pretentiousness. Just call him Ngh, slap a picture of Mickey Mouse on the cover, and throw in a life-sized poster inside... You couldn't miss it if you tried.

Saturday night graveyard ☕

ruggedcrane22 said:benjo, can I actually order the book online?

Nah, I'm strictly anti-globalization.
If the weather holds up, you'll be able to read it via smoke signals broadcast at pre-scheduled intervals from various strategically placed mountain peaks. To get that, obviously, you'll need to pick up my book "understanding dim signal" at your local bookstore for just $90. We're actually thinking about offering this one as a correspondence course via smoke signals too, but we've run into some logical and technical hiccups we're still trying to iron out... so we might just go with trained cockroaches instead.

A book is a book, I guess... But look, as an antifa Benjamin, I didn't just pull this all out of thin air. I've got my buddies—sociologists and whatnot—hanging around here too, and I'm sure one of them could probably cough up a whole list of ten more deep-state secrets kept under wraps... 😉

And honestly, even punk has totally lost its edge too.

Dana Anderson4 said:totally devoted to their three customers

Now this one is actually pretty good.

After two years of lurking and playing nice with you guys, it’s finally time to pull back the curtain and reveal the real truth about myself—and honestly, about all of you too. My real name is Benjamin Perasović, and my time on this forum was actually just part of a massive sociological study. You can find all my findings and deep dives in my brand-new book, "subkultura velik brat," which hits all the major bookstores starting this week for a totally reasonable price of just $53. Don't bother looking for it on Soulseek or DC ++; it won't be there.

I don't want to spoil the whole thesis here by dumping everything at once, but since I promised a little insight, I figured I'd drop some of the most shocking real-life details from my chapter on altered personalities regarding some of our most prominent forum members:

1. Paučko is actually the fourteenth largest individual donor to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. He's highly respected in his local church community.
2. Dzdzihad is actually a super polished young guy who always knocks before entering a room. He even does it when he gets home just so he doesn't startle potential burglars... Last time he got into a fight, it was back in third grade. He lost.
3. Tovariš Ris is actually Matija Babić.
4. Opaki šišmišar isn't even a person. It's just a bot programmed to randomly pick topics where it has the most replies. Two guys from MIT built it as a joke while they were out drinking one night.
5. Adam Moore doesn't have a girlfriend.
6. Stressee runs a successful business catching stray cats in Washington, D.C. and San Francisco, then selling them to Italians.
7. Antonio Banderas has Pitchfork saved in his browser favorites.
8. Ponor has never actually read the Quran because she couldn't find an edition with a pink cover.
9. and 10. Narantxa and mr. Wrong—unfortunately, everything you think you know about these two is actually true.

Go grab my book—available in bookstores everywhere starting this week!
At a great price.

The top six things I seriously should've avoided doing last night:
- Mixing wine, beer, rum, and God knows what else together
- Losing basically my entire memory of most of the night
- Vanishing (or so I'm told) and walking home in the pouring rain while everyone was out searching for me around Cleveland
- Trying to force my car keys into the front door lock in a totally pathetic attempt to actually lock up
- Blowing through about 300-$133 on drinks at the bars we hit
- Talking in my sleep (I mean, whatever, I don't exactly have a sweetheart to mumble sweet nothings to, unlike someone over here... 😳 😬 😈 )

Basically, I'm mortified. It was a weekend, I guess... 👍

Dana Anderson4 said:Not that I was being unclear... I just phrased things a bit clumsily... 😬

I gotta admit, though... the argument holds water. It's actually spot on.

The #1 most cited recent posts on the Music front page:

Real black metal vs. total garbage
by Batman

(Happens easily more than half the time I log in)
They really ought to charge people to run those as banners...

Narantxa said:The top 3 threads I totally ignore:

1. playing the angel 🙏
2. true black metal vs. total garbage
3. Pearl Jam's new single on the album site

And what can you actually tell me about them? Is there anything even remotely worth looking at? 😬

My top 3:
- basically everything else (those threads where the songs just won't leave my head, so I probably check back once every couple of months... or usually just when I notice the last post was from some kid who sounds like he's barely out of middle school and I decide if I feel like acting important by replying.)

wanderingraven20 said:Independent pop punk : Kemo for emo jel

Is Kemo on some kind of high? 😬

I was just picturing Kemo—no, not Monten, I mean the guy, you know him, bald on top, beard on the bottom, basically the Louis of Los Angeles—as the frontman for my imaginary emo band. Everything just clicks... even the name.

That’s just how it is. 😁

wanderingraven20 said:Last time I checked, they had the "Sandokan" single in stock, but man, the price tag was just way too high for me.

😠 🙂 🙂 Look, when it comes to Sandokan, nothing is ever too expensive...

Mr. Wrong said:I really hope that embarrassed smiley face doesn't mean someone from this community—people I actually respect and care about—is the one cranking out that unspiritual garbage in that trashy rag. 😢

So... clearly not me. 😬

Mr. Wrong said:(Yeah, I know stormyviper11 has a column over there, and I finally read it the other day, and honestly, even his column is pretty bad. The only thing I’ve ever read in Click that was actually worth anything was Ribafishev's report from Japan.)

Appreciate the honesty. Just send me your address and a package is headed your way... 🙂