Personal Top Lists & Rankings

If I actually had the chance, I’d be hitting the gym for six hours a week... maybe three blocks of time—Monday, Wednesday, Friday😁

I feel like I already posted this, but whatever, here it is again

My top 3 favorites

1. Gym class
2. Music
3. Religion class

Top 3 absolute snoozefests

1. Physics
2. Chemistry
3. Latin

Back in high school, we totally took advantage of the fact that our gym teacher was also our homeroom advisor. It wasn't just that we’d spend half the period just lounging around on the bleachers... we actually took things way too far once. My friend and I decided to skip out on the whole muscle-building routine and instead spent our time getting absolutely trashed on some cheap, instant whipped cream spray...
I honestly can't even remember if it was because of PMS or something, but I really doubt it was... ☕

Zelig said:Man, you’re just lucky, Jimmy...

Do you have some kind of third eye to spot weed under the snow!?

You can't even wave at the Sun when it's actually out...

Ho ho ho

Got a little rhyme for Zelig too

"Saint Kat's snow on the door, pantry knob's frozen tight"...

Namaste!

😁 wow, exactly... those leaps from Indian esoteric wisdom to the scent of rural life in winter... beautiful stuff... I'll have to play this when I get home.

might need to check their morality before I do though...

Top 3 design studios from the US stationery catalog for 2006 calendars.

1. Petrak/Zaja Studio



2. Crtaona Studio




The back features a cutout that aligns with the pages to form an animal shape, just like the picture.

3. Laboatorium




The branches have a high-gloss lacquer finish, but the dates are matte. It looks incredible in person; impossible to capture on camera.

Man, I’m telling you, this setlist is way better:

😵 🙂

Alex Rogers91 said:I prefer this binder:

😵 🙂

Same here, but they don't send them to us. Maybe I should go work at an auto shop...🙂

runner up:


and my girl of the month:

shadowgardener12 said:My weekly rotation:

1 Neil Young 38
2 Pere Ubu 25
3 Motörhead 22
4 Wipers 19
5 Bruce Springsteen 18
5 Bush Tetras 18
7 William Elliott Whitmore 17
8 Let 3 16
8 Johnny Cash 16
10 Steve Earle 15

Explain it to a simple farmhand how to plug in and actually listen to some decent music while on the clock...

And give me some of that stuff from Follow Fish...

🙂lonebison37

Timothy Jones85 said:My top 3 favorites

1. physical

Man, oh man... I could never quite master the hopscotch, and don't even get me started on riding horses; I once wiped out face-first coming off a bike; and one time when they lifted me off the ground by my arms, I just started screaming from pure terror. Also, I have NEVER (and when I say never, I mean absolutely never) actually hit anyone while playing cowboys and Indians. 😁

Melissa Sanchez37 said:I also haven't hit a SINGLE person (and when I say single, I mean zero people) while playing dodgeball. 😁

Is this some kind of "caught between a rock and a hard place" situation???
Because I’m absolutely wrecking it!
I’m hitting everybody in sight.

Maybe we should switch it up and play Medic sometime. 😬

Melissa Sanchez37 said:Oh boy... I could never nail a jump rope to save my life, let alone vault over a horse; I once face-planted straight off a thief's back during tag; and when they once lifted me up by my arms in gym class, I actually started screaming from pure terror. Also, NEVER (and when I say never, I mean never) did I ever hit anyone while playing dodgeball. 😁

See, if I had done my six hours of PE a week like everyone else, I'd be bouncing all over town right now with nothing but agility and health😁 😁

I remember thinking back in high school that there were probably no more than five girls in the entire school who actually knew how to run properly... and honestly, no one ever managed to talk me out of that opinion.😁 😁

To hell with coffee and smoky bars. 🙂

🙂

I wonder why they call it medicinka?

Timothy Jones85 said:I remember betting back in high school that there weren't even five girls in the whole damn school who knew how to run properly...

And honestly, those kids don't need to know how to run right. Girls absolutely crush it on the track...

@Mejrema... I haven't a clue. Someone explained it to me ages ago but I completely blanked, damn it...

Timothy Jones85 said:Look, if I were getting six hours of cardio a week like some of these people, I’d be bouncing all over town feeling absolutely unstoppable... just full of energy and health...😁 😁

If she had spent six straight hours stuck in gym class, she’d be twitching uncontrollably from pure, unadulterated frustration...😬
Good grief...

Alex Rogers91 said:They shouldn't have to run like total amateurs!

Yeah—lest they end up running straight into a beating from their own mothers...🤣

Look, maybe it’s not "proper" for a woman to know too much about certain things, but man—cardio is literally survival 101.😁

Timothy Jones85 said:I guess it might not be considered "proper" for a woman to know too much about certain things, but man, running really is the absolute foundation.😁

Running was actually invented by Hitler!🙂

Timothy Jones85 said:maybe it’s frowned upon if a woman knows too much about the mechanics, but man, running is seriously the foundation of everything here...😁

I mean, maybe if you're just losing your mind.

But if you actually have a brain, that feeling of having zero control over your chest bouncing up and down while you run? It's honestly not a great sensation...

Nicholas Perez33 said:Hitler invented running🙂

The Spartans, I think. Or whatever they called that whole "healthy mind in a healthy body" thing. That was their vibe, I guess...

Nicholas Perez33 said:running was invented by Hitler🙂

man, what a total rolls Royce dude😁