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Jacob Kern2 Jacob Kern2 Active Member
100 messages
joined Jun 2024
#2061 ·
Ethan Cook said:Come on, man. You can't be that clueless. You definitely have some plain A4 paper lying around somewhere. Just cut it to size, fold it over to make it thick enough, and there you go—it's basically the same thing you'd buy at a gas station.

It’s quite obvious who actually knows what they’re talking about here! 😁
Ethan Cook Ethan Cook Member
23 messages
joined May 2020
#2062 ·
Kyle Campbell4 said:Brilliant idea. I never would have thought of that. Sometimes it really pays to act on impulse.🤣

Honestly, I usually just grab a pack of paper at work—preferably the 120g stuff. It’s basically the thickness of a standard filter. Why waste money on filters every five days? It's just stupid.
Adam Williams2 Adam Williams2 Active Member
67 messages
joined Dec 2011
#2063 ·
Jacob Kern2 said:I fail to grasp the nature of this jest. Is it intended to be humorous? 😁

The Appalachian Mountains being expensive? While I was searching for a house, I looked at various listings across other counties. I did not get that particular impression. 🤷 Though, I must allow for the possibility that prices surged following the onset of the COVID hysteria and similar disruptions.

Elsewhere in my region, however, farmland prices have absolutely skyrocketed. For a small plot of land, about three-quarters of an acre, you can easily pay $10k, while houses are being purchased not just by locals, but by many foreigners. Mostly Germans—genuine Germans, not our local expats.

and look how prices move I mean, some things are okay, while others have gone through the roof. But mostly, the stuff that's affordable is pretty far from the coast. Since I work right by the ocean, I think it would be kind of tough driving 30 or 40 minutes in bad weather after a night shift. 😁

Plus, my wife won't even consider anything too far away. She wants the nearby hills, but only if we can still see the water. And if you want a view, you pay a premium for it, which feels like a bit of a vicious cycle. I guess I’d love it all—a three-bedroom house with a decent yard where the dogs can run, she can garden, and I can escape to go fishing. But honestly, between the pandemic and this damn war, things definitely aren't helping my dreams. 😁

Olivia Taylor2 said:I got lucky and jumped into real estate about two years ago—caught the last train before prices went absolutely insane. I actually owned a plot of land that shot up by $200k in just a few months. To give you an idea, back then, new builds in cities like Chicago were going for maybe $150 per square foot, and now you can't find anything under $250. It’s definitely not the time to be buying unless your finances are rock solid. I’m probably not smart enough to predict if or when this bubble finally pops, though. Maybe someone here actually knows what they're talking about and can give us a real estimate? 🤷

Just speaking as a layman watching how things are moving, I have a gut feeling prices might even creep up a bit more over the next year or two before finally leveling off.

You're from the river city, right?

My family sold our house in the river city quite a long time ago—maybe $60,000, even though they wanted $90,000. If it were near the coast, it probably would have been worth $250,000. That's just how life goes, I guess. 😁
coastalheron12 coastalheron12 Active Member
63 messages
joined Oct 2018
#2064 ·
Nisan has no clue—you should've just stayed home. Honestly, you could've been anywhere else, even literally out in the ocean, complaining about not having a filter 🙄🤦

Rizla, please... people get over it. Think about how many people used to roll up using that greasy paper from Bobis. Or even that bread paper you get at the bakery
The only thing you need is tobacco if you don't have anything else
Ethan Cook Ethan Cook Member
23 messages
joined May 2020
#2065 ·
coastalheron12 said:Nisan has no clue—you should've just stayed home. Honestly, you could've been anywhere else, even literally out in the ocean, complaining about not having a filter 🙄🤦

Rizla, please... people get over it. Think about how many people used to roll up using that greasy paper from Bobis. Or even that bread paper you get at the bakery
The only thing you need is tobacco if you don't have anything else

Tobacco isn't even the issue; you can just roll something pure, though smaller hits might actually feel stronger since burning tobacco alongside the smoke dampens the THC effect. Sure, people mix it in for financial reasons. I remember when you could pull a single sheet out of a Marlboro pack, but you can't anymore. And bread wraps? Haven't seen those in stores for years since they started wrapping everything in cellophane.
coastalheron12 coastalheron12 Active Member
63 messages
joined Oct 2018
#2066 ·
Ethan Cook said:Tobacco isn't even the issue; you can just roll something pure, though smaller hits might actually feel stronger since burning tobacco alongside the smoke dampens the THC effect. Sure, people mix it in for financial reasons. I remember when you could pull a single sheet out of a Marlboro pack, but you can't anymore. And bread wraps? Haven't seen those in stores for years since they started wrapping everything in cellophane.

Yeah, and those papers from the cigarette packs too? Totally forgot about that. What are you gonna do, though? You're at some weekend cabin and the nearest gas station is 10 miles away. And there's zero guarantee they even carry Rizla. They might just have those old-school, cheap red ones. 😁
Fair enough, pure is better, but when you're short on cash and there are more than two of you, it's just not an option. Real talk, though—tobacco was never actually necessary.
Adam King6 Adam King6 Active Member
126 messages
joined Apr 2022
#2067 ·
Matthew Young35 said:That’s exactly my point. Seriously.
It’s funny how things work out. When people from the rural heartland head into the big city, they seem to lose all sense of how to navigate the streets. But then again, we city folk aren't exactly much better at tending to sheep or growing peppers in the backyard. We're all just specialists in our own little ways, aren't we?
On paper, it’s a breeze. You plant the pepper seeds, and they just grow. Simple, right?
In reality, the wolves just end up eating peppers and leaving you completely screwed. How was I supposed to know I needed to be setting up wolf-proof fencing?

Agriculture isn't just about soil and seeds. You need actual expertise to pull it off, and more importantly, you need the guts to deal with the wildlife that constantly tries to tear your livelihood apart.

Rural life just isn't my speed, and honestly, it’s not the vibe for most city dwellers either.

Yeah, right. Like hell they do.
Before we sold the cabin, I tried growing my own veggies. Everything worked out fine—just enough to feel good about having something homegrown so I didn't have to buy every little thing at the grocery store—except for those damn peppers. I mean, I got some tiny little sprouts, but that was about it.
My brother-in-law had the same luck. He could grow tomatoes the size of softballs, but he could never get peppers to work. He spent ten years messing with them, and all he ever got were pathetic little weeds.

You actually have to know what you're doing. You have to prep the soil, nail the timing for planting versus seeding specific varieties...
If you didn't grow up working the land, you just don't get it.
Justin James10 Justin James10 Regular
440 messages
joined Oct 2017
#2068 ·
Matthew Young35, brother, I really hope you're just joking here! I honestly can't decide what's more unhinged: this sudden fear of sheep or that ridiculous parable about the wolf and the bell peppers. 🤣
Ethan Cook Ethan Cook Member
23 messages
joined May 2020
#2069 ·
The real pros are those "seasoned veterans" who stuff extra tobacco into the pipe just to make the hit last longer. Listen, man, I’ll give you some flour to mix in if you want your joint to be thicker and longer. We used to roll them so tight you could stick a needle through it, then light up and pull the smoke straight 🤣
Jacob Morgan Jacob Morgan Member
46 messages
joined Jan 2016
#2070 ·
My old rental was $533 (about 480 sq ft), but with the mortgage on this place, I'm looking at $600 (roughly 580 sq ft), plus that APN deal for 1100. So, I guess you'll have to crunch the numbers and see which one actually makes more sense.

Mind you, since I jumped in right before prices started skyrocketing, I can probably pull in about 30% more if I were to sell the place now.

ps. what kind of joke is this, honestly? 🤣
Paul Sanders5 Paul Sanders5 Regular
571 messages
joined Apr 2019
#2071 ·
coastalheron12 said:In Europe, the monopoly on drugs and weapons stays strictly in the hands of the government and federal commissions. Central authorities

Basically, the government is the only one allowed to beat us down.
Karen Hill40 Karen Hill40 Member
22 messages
joined Feb 2019
#2072 ·
Everyone’s out here terrified of sharks, but did you know cows actually kill more people every year than sharks do? 🧐Matthew Young35 is spot on
coastalheron12 coastalheron12 Active Member
63 messages
joined Oct 2018
#2073 ·
Ethan Cook said:The real pros are those "seasoned veterans" who stuff extra tobacco into the pipe just to make the hit last longer. Listen, man, I’ll give you some flour to mix in if you want your joint to be thicker and longer. We used to roll them so tight you could stick a needle through it, then light up and pull the smoke straight 🤣

And then the next morning you're pooping out a darker shade of brown—so what, you just taking a dump?👍
Jose Lopez2 Jose Lopez2 Member
19 messages
joined Sep 2012
#2074 ·
The conversation has shifted quite a bit toward real estate, rural life, and agriculture lately.
Whether my IQ is room temperature or, at best, equal to my bed count, I’ve stuck with real estate...
First, I looked into apartments, back when that trend hadn't quite taken off in cities like Los Angeles. Because of the nature of my job, I’m constantly around construction crews; I’m always tinkering with something, and I usually manage to pull something useful together. I sold a 330-square-foot apartment over on Sunset Boulevard, and with that cash, I was able to pick up two brand-new builds on the east side of town—each one about 350 square feet and coming with its own garage. Is that a smart move? We'll see.
I was paying around $2,000 per square foot...
I can finally flip this for about 2,500 to 2,600 square feet now...

Now I’m thinking about finding some land—nothing massive, just somewhere relatively close to the city, maybe around 4,000 to 5,000 square feet. I want to build a little cottage out there, definitely with a fireplace, and maybe do a bit of farming just to clear my head. I know a thing or two about it, too. Right now, back home, we have this tiny garden where we grow peppers, tomatoes, celery, and parsley. We grow enough potatoes to keep us well-fed, but honestly, having a spouse who has their own specific way of doing things... let's just say it's not exactly my idea of a relaxing hobby. Wouldn't it be better to just have your own spot? To plant whatever you want, however you want?
The real issue here is land prices. Take a place like Tugare, for example—it’s only about a 20 to 25-minute drive from Split, yet the dirt there is priced like pure gold. Is anyone actually surprised?

So, I've got more relatives in my family who've gone all-in on mutual funds, stocks, or Bitcoin, but honestly, nobody is quite as out there as Bađo.
People might laugh at this, but he’s had a pretty wild way of investing over the last 15 years or so.
He buys whiskey, and mostly from small, overpriced distilleries or brands that don't even exist anymore.
Honestly, I had no clue. To me, the whole thing just seemed weird, not even profitable... I didn't even realize there was actually a market for it. The guy was paying thousands of dollars per bottle. Once the price doubles, or even triples, he just flips them. And since his job keeps him in constant contact with potential buyers every single day, selling them isn't exactly an uphill battle for him.
coastalpilot6 coastalpilot6 Newcomer
5 messages
joined Apr 2023
#2075 ·
Adam King6 said:Yeah, right. Like hell they do.
Before we sold the cabin, I tried growing my own veggies. Everything worked out fine—just enough to feel good about having something homegrown so I didn't have to buy every little thing at the grocery store—except for those damn peppers. I mean, I got some tiny little sprouts, but that was about it.
My brother-in-law had the same luck. He could grow tomatoes the size of softballs, but he could never get peppers to work. He spent ten years messing with them, and all he ever got were pathetic little weeds.

You actually have to know what you're doing. You have to prep the soil, nail the timing for planting versus seeding specific varieties...
If you didn't grow up working the land, you just don't get it.

Unless you move out to the middle of nowhere, you can always lean on your neighbors for advice; us country folks will always lend a hand to anyone 😉.
Adam King6 Adam King6 Active Member
126 messages
joined Apr 2022
#2076 ·
coastalpilot6 said:Unless you move out to the middle of nowhere, you can always lean on your neighbors for advice; us country folks will always lend a hand to anyone 😉.

I'm officially out of space. We finally managed to get rid of the grunt.
Yeah, I tried that too. Just a little hobby project at first, but honestly? It ended up costing me way more than just picking up groceries at the farmer's market. And don't even get me started on the sheer amount of time I sunk into it. A complete waste.

Look, I’m just saying—peppers don't just sprout out of the ground by themselves. Nothing grows without effort. You can't expect to have bread on the table if you aren't willing to pick up a shovel and get your hands dirty. Life doesn't work like that.
ambertinker41 ambertinker41 Regular
273 messages
joined Jun 2012
#2077 ·
Someone mentioned $120k for 70 square meters in the city, but unless you're 6.2 miles living northwest of the suburbs in some basement apartment, that’s a joke.

For $120k, you’re probably looking at a total gut renovation most of the time. Rent is sitting around $450-$500+, and mortgage payments are hitting $550-$800+ (if you aren't using an FHA loan to dodge the local taxes, then that's just the reality).

I also tend to think things will tick up slightly before stabilizing; that earthquake really threw the whole market for a loop. The alternative is everything skyrocketing, but then I'll be worrying about what to eat instead of how to cover the mortgage.

Anyway, if anyone has advice on where to park some cash for investment or savings—specifically for someone who doesn't have the time to check trends more than twice a month—I'm all ears. 🍿
wiredfalcon2 wiredfalcon2 Regular
491 messages
joined Mar 2005
#2078 ·
ambertinker41 said:Someone mentioned $120k for 70 square meters in the city, but unless you're 6.2 miles living northwest of the suburbs in some basement apartment, that’s a joke.

For $120k, you’re probably looking at a total gut renovation most of the time. Rent is sitting around $450-$500+, and mortgage payments are hitting $550-$800+ (if you aren't using an FHA loan to dodge the local taxes, then that's just the reality).

I also tend to think things will tick up slightly before stabilizing; that earthquake really threw the whole market for a loop. The alternative is everything skyrocketing, but then I'll be worrying about what to eat instead of how to cover the mortgage.

Anyway, if anyone has advice on where to park some cash for investment or savings—specifically for someone who doesn't have the time to check trends more than twice a month—I'm all ears. 🍿

Just go somewhere. Meet new people, get into some colorful trouble, sign up for an adrenaline sport or something. Quit your job and spend a year—or however long you can afford—just sleeping like a normal person and walking a dog. Honestly, those are the best investments you'll ever make.
Olivia Taylor2 Olivia Taylor2 Active Member
86 messages
joined Dec 2015
#2079 ·
Adam Williams2 said:and look how prices move I mean, some things are okay, while others have gone through the roof. But mostly, the stuff that's affordable is pretty far from the coast. Since I work right by the ocean, I think it would be kind of tough driving 30 or 40 minutes in bad weather after a night shift. 😁

Plus, my wife won't even consider anything too far away. She wants the nearby hills, but only if we can still see the water. And if you want a view, you pay a premium for it, which feels like a bit of a vicious cycle. I guess I’d love it all—a three-bedroom house with a decent yard where the dogs can run, she can garden, and I can escape to go fishing. But honestly, between the pandemic and this damn war, things definitely aren't helping my dreams. 😁

You're from the river city, right?

My family sold our house in the river city quite a long time ago—maybe $60,000, even though they wanted $90,000. If it were near the coast, it probably would have been worth $250,000. That's just how life goes, I guess. 😁

Yeah, about 7 or 8 years ago in a coastal town, you could get a place right by the beach for $3k per square foot, maybe three minutes from the water for $2k. I don't even want to imagine what those prices look like now.🤣

But the whole thing is designed to sell. Everything gets flipped here before they even break ground on the first foundation. Even with these insane prices. And that government housing program really did its job driving costs up; it’s not just the cost of materials.
Larry Fox5 Larry Fox5 Regular
348 messages
joined Sep 2003
#2080 ·
wiredfalcon2 said:Just go somewhere. Meet new people, get into some colorful trouble, sign up for an adrenaline sport or something. Quit your job and spend a year—or however long you can afford—just sleeping like a normal person and walking a dog. Honestly, those are the best investments you'll ever make.

Honestly, this is solid advice. People spend their whole lives obsessing over where to dump their cash instead of just taking a Sabbatical and seeing the world...
I was actually planning a three-month trip around the globe next year—already had the whole "war room" plan ready—but Putin totally screwed me. My route was supposed to start in Cologne, head through Russia via the Trans-Siberian to Vladivostok, then loop back through Ulan Ude to Manchuria, then Ulaanbaatar, and finally Beijing. Add freaking COVID to the mix and I'll probably just end up stuck somewhere on the Mediterranean, while my big travel plans stay buried in a drawer.

Whatever, the best money you'll ever spend is the stuff that leaves you with actual memories you're happy to look back on. 😉

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