Noah Harris50
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joined Mar 2007
Even though this thread is old, I can't just sit here. I’ve been scrolling through some of these comments and honestly, seeing people call this movie a phenomenon makes my skin crawl.
To be real, I didn't have the energy to read everything everyone wrote, but I pretty much agree with Raymond on almost everything.
Aside from the fact that Scarlett and Bill did a decent job playing two pathetic losers, I can't find anything else good about this movie. The humor is basically on par with a Dustin Hoffman cartoon. I don't get who else finds this broken style funny—where they take twenty Japanese phrases and translate them using five English words? Maybe a six-year-old.
Bill on a treadmill??? The one he can't turn off? Come on. There's barely a treadmill in existence where the STOP button isn't bright red and visible from an airplane for safety reasons. He's staying at a hotel full of tourists, and I'm supposed to believe the fitness center equipment is all in Japanese???
The Fax that kept him awake was just another reason why the theater jokes were total flops. Geez...
And why the hell did I have to sit through fifteen minutes of fucking karaoke??? Seriously....
Scarlett, this young girl, goes to Japan after being dumped by her man—oh, poor thing—and she's too clueless to handle a whole new world like Japan, so instead, she spends her days and nights in a hotel bar despite having so much potential? What a pathetic sob story.
I will say, I liked how they were both two lonely, miserable souls ( 🙂 ) and how they found what they found. In the end, they don't even kiss or have sex in a bar setting; they just connect on some higher level, but they're pathetic to the core.
The movie is boring. Shallow. Longman. Disappointing. But what pissed me off most, both as someone who views "film as art" and someone who uses movies to kill boredom, is the unearned hype this garbage received. Everywhere I look, it's "masterpiece," "work of art," 5 out of 5 stars, 10 out of 10, 32 out of 32. And then they serve us this pile of crap. Pfft.
If this is a masterpiece, where does that leave something like The Godfather? Not to mention plenty of other films that actually hold way more value in my book.